Best laugh I've had in a long time!

At least he was trying, which is more than I can say about you.

Taking phone pics of strangers and posting them on the Internet; wow, your cool.

Dude, she gave you a dirty look because your a fag.
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Quoting for pure comedy, and perhaps the best gaper quote of the thread.

I'm sure he'll be thrilled to learn you just published his phone number on the internet and told 15,000 people to call him. :nonono2:

Skiing at local hill last night and a fat ass acting like a big shot turned to me and said "The snow is the same here as in Colorado", I look down and I am standing on hard pack you couldn't even ice...