Are you two fucking each other on the side?

Let him know. I'll happily rock an ugly one piece.

Zing!!

Gotta be cheap. I'm not willing to pay a lot of money to look like an asshole.

Those are fucking dope. I want that color with purple.

~1200 ish

Nobody is surprised.

Should have just pushed him off the lift then put the bar down.

By altitude she meant no nordstroms.

I'm aware of MLLT but "sea level" seems too easy to calculate when it's 3 feet under the deck you're standing on.

I've had fishing clients on the boat, ON THE OCEAN, ask how far below sea level we get at low tide.

Man I'm glad I don't live in colorado.

Says the snowboarder that fell getting on the lift and grabs at my junk in the process. "is that some kind of muslim thing?" Looking at the Om on my bro models. To be fair he did fall getting onto...

Maybe he just didn't want to be seen with said snowboarder. Or taken out getting off the lift.

Really... I'm flabbergasted. Either you don't live in Alaska or she's a recent transplant.

What's so funny about a kid breaking his arm. You're an asshole. Crap

100 inches of fresh in less than a week, Alyeska. "This is almost as good as North Carolina." "Wow, North Carolina must be pretty fucking sweet, where do you ski there." "Beech Mountain, its...