Told to me by a friend last week.

Scene: The Looney Bean (coffee shop) in Mammoth. Told to the barrista.

Gaper 1 : "Yeah. We're gonna go shred the Negatives."

Keep in mind that Gaper 1 and...

A sphincter say what?

overheared during a storm day with about five feet of new having fallen in the previous three days.

Snowboarder: "That jump was TIGHT! You know that powder jump."

I heard this on the chair today.

Too Cool Skier - "That's a sweet 'Change for a Nickel' sticker. Are you a Maggot?"

Not as Cool Skier - "Yep. I am"

Too Cool Skier - "What's you're join...