dude was probably laughing at you

What? This is "maximum efficiency", not "gaperish"

p.s. that story with the "cobra" was fucking hilarious

Snowboarding gaper to me, earlier today:
him: that cornice is deadly.
me: that's like a 10 foot drop......
him: yeah, but it's bigger than it was in recent years
me: it's pretty stable. Saw some...