Pretty sure Ruroc helmets have a nicotine vape built in for blowing clouds.

I usually just tell them their bindings are broken. It's amazing how many of them don't get the joke, or don't think it's funny. Nobody cares that you tele

Yep.

Hooked a tail edge at the bottom of a bumped out steep avoiding a Jerry in my line of travel in Saturday. Proceeded to eat shit down the last two bumps and freefall four feet onto the cat...

When I worked on a crab boat, one of the other guys told me he once sent a greenhorn to the hardware store for a long weight. Apparently the clerk at the hardware store waited about an hour and then...

He doesn't need GPS. He's a local already.

I was referring to "tricking"

He didn't have a knuckle to come up short on LOL. It was a two foot pile of snow back on to the cat track

Yesterday watching a snowboarder eat shit on a little 2 foot pile of snow along an access cattrack, I heard him say this to his buddy:

"Whoa, man I came up short on the knuckle. That's what...

That's why you use rope when you want to get your fetish on.

That's what they all say

They always are lol

Were you riding your blue skis? The red ones are for carving

It only makes sense because its tgr

Clearly, he is. He did say for "this" lady.

I usually refer to my skis as sticks.

Edit: you guys had bamboo rental poles?

Bonus points if he was wearing jeans

Not gonna lie. If I worked there I would've emphasized the importance of a good coating on the face.