Heard on the lift. "What is your favorite black run?" "Catwalk" was the answer.

Indian people fucking love snow. You have to respect their gaper spirit. Here they pay $30 just to ride the scenic chair lift one time around and not even get off at the top.

get off my ski area with that shit attitude. we need a "best aggro local quote of the weekend" thread for people like you.

I estimated 2-3 ft on a beer pee I had earlier this season. Probably depends on type of snow pack and avi conditions etc.

This is a new trend called "free peeing" that is supposed to make people not ashamed to pee in the open and in public anymore. I will load up with a big coffee and spray down a snow bank right...

Ski patroller to other ski patroller on full six pack chair. "Did you see Bohemian Rhapsody? I had no idea Freddie Mecury was a fag"

Did you see my above post? This zip tie thing is becoming an epidemic. What the hell?

These dudes by all appearances did not look like gapers but when the ticket window lady at Wolf Creek handed them the lift ticket with zip tie the guy asked her "how do I put this on, I am only used...

None of you guys have the skill and balls to do city touring and ski the mean streets of NYC. This is truly unexplored terrain.

The kid was probably 17 or 18 but because you are 200 years old all of them look 7 or 8 to you.

I would pay good money for a ski pole with a dab rig in it. Anyone ever seen that? I figure it must exist in CO by now.

I want to find out how easy it is, what mountain will you be at this weekend?

only gapers have their DIN set low enough to actually lose a ski, lots of gapers here I see.

"Harrison was convicted of disorderly conduct in 2016 and 2017. After his 2017 conviction, he was ordered by the court to undergo mental health treatment and anger management, according to court...

Well what if his parents taught him different values like If you won't fight a sheriff for cucking a powder day then you don't have your priorities right? We don't know the whole story I guess.

Speaking of Brighton, anyone else catch this gem?
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I've seen the strange lights up there. They are at all the NM ski areas. This is why the high mountains there were/are sacred to the Navajos and the Apaches. The lights are the Kachinas out and about...

Yes, but I can't decide if asshole locals or clueless gapers are worse, due to this I can't focus my corrective efforts for maximum effect.

Do any of you guys call out these gapers? If some stuck up bitch started shitting on locals in the gondi with me I would take the time to give her a nice kook rant about how she needs to fuck off to...

If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone walking through a ski area parking lot with a plastic sled I could afford a Vail day pass.

Two teenage girls riding the lift with me, one points to a random cloud and says "that must be from the snow making machines."

A few years ago when they started making snow up there it was piss yellow from sediment in the pond and they had signs all over telling people not to touch it. The first day I went up to ski I saw a...

I grew up in NM, skiing Ski Apache which is another place that is beyond the ability level of this board. No one even tours there because you have to be friends with the apache indians to get access....

I'd love to see you all come try to ski our mountains here and bitch out after you scrape the first ten rocks and stumps. Go look at the Powder article about this place and then go eat a bag or bowl...

I'm remembering your usernames, you all have high post counts so I will be able to deduce your home mountains and come find you. If I see or hear anyone saying shit about change for a nickel I will...

If any of you come to my preferred hills and I hear you calling people gapers I will come over and straight bust you in the chops. I don't put up with that shit.

It is bowl of dicks and bag of cocks

Now that you are caught up, eat a bowl of dicks :)

Could've been a Pentecostal, they like skiing in jean skirts for some reason.

He may be a gaper sir but he is prepared for sausage grease splatter. Are you prepared for sausage grease splatter? No. So who is the real gaper at the inn breakfast?

Epic was better than this board. It embraced gapers and helped them turn into non-gapers if they really wanted to. This board shits all over gapers, hence this thread.

Pic of @old goat I saved from Epic.
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"This ski bike was made in Austria and cost $1300 and has suspension. In Colorado you have to get a license to ride these because they are so fast they can be deadly."

skied a half day morning in NM during christmas week and gave my all day lift ticket to a mexican national when I bailed at noon. He said "thank you" in perfect english.

This morning about 10 mins after first big dump of the season. "This is the worst ski area ever, they didn't groom anything and I had to walk down the catwalk the whole way"

Heard some dudes calling some other dudes gapers. When someone actually says the word "gaper" aloud, unless they are Glen Plake, they themselves become a gaper. Just something to keep in mind.

I like to raise the bar way before the top terminal just to fuck with the people who smashed my nuts with the bar the second we loaded the chair.

Since we are complaining about lift lines here. I was at Monarch during President's weekend. Lift lines were packed so I head over to their quad chair as a single. I am next up and a lady and her two...

Guy did a full 5 min Facetime vid with his relatives in another country on a full six pack chair. We all got to be part of the video and say hi. Second time this has happened to me this season.

Riding with two boarders on the lift. Guy says to other guy, "Hey look at those cars up on the top of the mountain. How did they get those cars up there?" Friend is confused and points to some...

If I ever die skiing it will be while driving to or from the mountain, probably hit by an Asian guy.

Asian guy in rental car who ignored chains required sign on an especially icy day. He is halfway up the ski area road, halfway on the road, pointed uphill, trying to jack up the front of his car...