overheard a phone conversation today:
wife had lost a ski in deep snow,
called her husband in the lodge;
listened to him talk her through a "search":
not really gaper, but funny as fuck!

fkna hilarious!

i keep my eyes open and my wits about me,
no telling what those stupid fuckers might do .....

saw a guy in the RR fumble his glove, it landed in the urinal
he stared at it for a few seconds and silently walked away .......

"dude! your car got my pants dirty!"
1st lot, 49N

go on now ....

the bar was packed but i spied a big table full of brahs with an empty seat;
i asked if i could sit down and they replied "sure";
once i was comfy i asked if anyone had change for a nickle?;
guy...

"what's a binding?" ............ young adult in the basement locker room,
discussing rental gear with friends; 49N
thank god for friends

muck fe!

lighten up Francis .......... remember, he's a Brit; they're a little slow

pfffft....... get back to us when they're over 200 .........

i meant that in a huevos grandes sorta way

You, Mr. Jonesy, are a FKNA savage ....

welcome to the collective raddy;
we expect BIG things from you .........

"you took my line!" ........ unknown skier caught up to me at the lift line: he traversed 100 yds. on Roller-Coaster, 49N, to right on top of me while I was catching my breath. I dropped in front of...

may i quote you on that ?

you mean one of those little cracker jack whistles molded into the sternum strap
of your pack? good luck! those little fuckers dont produce enough decibels to
be heard across the back yard, let...

skiing a steep, narrow line this afternoon, i crossed the tips and fell flat on my face,
starting a head-first slide-for-life ........ as i self-arrest, i see a boarder, stopped right in the...

that raises an interesting question: how much new snow must there be in order to be classified as "powder" ?
49N calls any new snow powder, even an inch;

YES! total beginner on vapor nanos, dynafit bindings, TLT7 boots at Hilltop Ski area, Anchorage
(beginner/family area: fun night skiing on your beater tele gear) maybe a dentist, just tying to get a...

DISCLAIMER: not a quote, not exactly gaperish, more tragic/comedy ....apologies in advance to the delicate flowers who might be offended ...... all suited up and ready to ride, i was having a...

Come over to 49N some weekend, I will introduce you two, and you can discuss what constitutes an entire day ......... Happy now?

"This game sucks" ....... Unknown skier who spent the entire day in the bar watching 'hawks-falcons fb game ( his own admission)

fucking around with rookie aircraft training, thats fucking stupid mikey

"what's rocker?" .......... elder gentleman at the bar, lamenting how is skis nose-dived in the 12-24 inch drifts at 49N today. responding to the suggestion he buy new skis

welcome to the collective......

not a quote, but .......... watching n00bs fall down on the T-bar, not releasing and being drug up the track ( the operator was a little slow hitting the OFF switch)

today at arctic valley:
unknown gaper: "this snow sucks, i want my money back!" ........
8 inches of mash on old, frozen chop
AV is a small, non-profit area above treeline that doesnt groom,...

posting in the proper thread is no longer necessary AW, I blame rap music

did you see her Tebow?

what if its a female boarder in black skinny hipster jeans?

yesterday at alyeska, i see a teen-aged girl in bubba-bib snowpants going hot, straight and FAST through a congested bottleneck, completely outta control ..... i catch up to her in the liftline and...

riding chair 6 today at alyeska with guy on some beat apache recons eyeballing my prophet 90s:

Guy "you from back east?"
Me "no, never been back east"
Guy "those are east coast skis"
Me "are...

as a matter of fact, i amuse my dick at the expense of your GFs ass quite often.........

youngMBrider: "dude, ya got any tats?"
me: "i get my scar tissue the old-fashioned way"
yMBr: "huh?"
me: "i crash into shit"

today at alyeska

because we're stupid jongs?

"Learn how to ski"