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03-22-2021, 01:42 AM
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Should add that it's not because I've got a big...
Should add that it's not because I've got a big dong it's just I find the heels don't have much travel in them
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03-21-2021, 10:56 PM
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Yep shifts to cast for me. Ran salomon heels at...
Yep shifts to cast for me. Ran salomon heels at 13 on wardens and walked out way to many times to ever go back. Give me Pivot or death
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03-05-2021, 05:33 AM
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The good news is I found the rog. He's lurking on...
The good news is I found the rog. He's lurking on Instagram picking up pow tips
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02-28-2021, 11:47 PM
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I saw an advert for a multivitamin once that was...
I saw an advert for a multivitamin once that was endorsed by a rugby player. He got busted for using coke. Haven't seen an ad for anything remotely health related since
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02-28-2021, 11:24 PM
Thread: Moment Skis Discussion
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I'd buy a 112wc if it meant I could also get a...
I'd buy a 112wc if it meant I could also get a 122 in a 198
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02-28-2021, 02:55 AM
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Zippers are guaranteed to fail on Patagonia...
Zippers are guaranteed to fail on Patagonia uniforms in the southern hemisphere.
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02-24-2021, 04:47 AM
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After hearing the rumblings coming from stowes...
After hearing the rumblings coming from stowes greatest i gotta ask is there anyone out there recognising styles techniques outside of pisa? I've never bent a ski or finished a turn in my life. All I...
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02-24-2021, 03:38 AM
Thread: Freeride World Tour
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I've mind skied the shit out of the loading...
I've mind skied the shit out of the loading backdrop for the last 10 mins
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02-21-2021, 12:40 PM
Thread: Freeride World Tour
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Mmm I thought that was hilarious given the...
Mmm I thought that was hilarious given the commentators made a real point of mentioning he was sponsored by black diamond. Definitely sego bases and the taper on those tips ain't nothing I've ever...
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02-23-2020, 09:43 AM
Thread: Shit that annoys you
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People who don't rinse the dish soap off the...
People who don't rinse the dish soap off the dishes. Just because you swirled some magic water on the dishes doesn't make them clean. Scrub then rinse. If that stuff is powerful enough to be...
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02-21-2020, 11:49 AM
Thread: Friday Game: Word Association
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Diazepam
Diazepam
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02-18-2020, 07:01 PM
Thread: Shit that annoys you
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Luxury European cars passing me are much more of...
Luxury European cars passing me are much more of an annoyance than Japanese cars passing me
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02-16-2020, 09:32 PM
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Its more or less the same as a lifty position...
Its more or less the same as a lifty position just more purring
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02-16-2020, 08:03 PM
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Can you rephrase? A defibrillator is a...
Can you rephrase? A defibrillator is a defibrillator is it not? Automoted External Defibrilator.
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02-16-2020, 08:00 PM
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Vail has been looking for liftys for sometime and...
Vail has been looking for liftys for sometime and have been understaffed all season to my knowledge. When they let the accountants and such go at the start of the season they offered them Kitty...
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02-14-2020, 09:46 PM
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Poll: I beep always. But my beacon is attached to my...
I beep always. But my beacon is attached to my pants and I also we're those whilst skiing
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02-14-2020, 11:45 AM
Thread: Friday Game: Word Association
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Lotion
Lotion
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02-10-2020, 10:15 PM
Thread: Freeride World Tour - 2020
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There were a few ski men coming into the corral...
There were a few ski men coming into the corral guarding parts of their body. What's the body count? Aymar just bruised?
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02-10-2020, 09:33 AM
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Setting up the shift correctly is easy. Getting...
Setting up the shift correctly is easy. Getting it to stay adjusted is hard. Walking out of them is easy. Cast is brilliant.
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02-09-2020, 09:06 PM
Thread: Freeride World Tour - 2020
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I think the commentators have done an amazing job...
I think the commentators have done an amazing job of hyping the female snow board.
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01-26-2020, 03:07 PM
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Any pics of blisters? Where are you located?
Any pics of blisters? Where are you located?
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01-26-2020, 03:03 PM
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These still for sale?
These still for sale?
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01-24-2020, 11:01 PM
Thread: Moment Chipotle Banana
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Subscribing to this. Found out about the chipotle...
Subscribing to this. Found out about the chipotle banana last week. No idea why I had never heard of it before
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01-21-2020, 11:53 AM
Thread: Moment Skis Discussion
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About to pull the trigger on some 190 wildcats....
About to pull the trigger on some 190 wildcats. Anyone tell me where the recommended mount is in relation to the contact points? I understand it's like minus 6 on the sidecut but what about in...
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01-18-2020, 11:58 AM
Thread: ON3P SKIS Discussion
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Got a pair of 108 187 woodsman mounted for cast...
Got a pair of 108 187 woodsman mounted for cast pivots 325mm on the line. Located summit county. Any offers?
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01-17-2020, 08:12 PM
Thread: Moment Skis Discussion
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So I'm looking at a pair of wildcats coming from...
So I'm looking at a pair of wildcats coming from woodsman, wrenegades and renegades.
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01-04-2020, 11:14 PM
Thread: ON3P SKIS Discussion
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Pivot 95 or 115 brakes for my new woodsman 108
Pivot 95 or 115 brakes for my new woodsman 108
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12-31-2019, 01:25 PM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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Do we know if the renegade press is still sitting...
Do we know if the renegade press is still sitting in salt lake? A re run would be nice
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12-29-2019, 10:18 PM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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I copped a tiny edge compression which was fine...
I copped a tiny edge compression which was fine but it seems to have been the thread that kept coming. It's now delammed the rail 3 inches along the ski, it's like they didn't use any glue.
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12-28-2019, 11:41 PM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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Update. Build quality is better than last years...
Update. Build quality is better than last years but still terrible. I'm off 4frnt now. You can find me back on the on3p page
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12-28-2019, 11:09 PM
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Blew out twice tonight. I'm cranked to thirteen...
Blew out twice tonight. I'm cranked to thirteen now and will triple check toe and forward pressure in the morn.
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12-26-2019, 09:28 PM
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Had a super close call this morning popped off...
Had a super close call this morning popped off the tiny line in the park and landed on the firm snow on edge. Probably the leverage of my 122 waist but also the forward pressure and toe height had...
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12-24-2019, 04:28 PM
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So obviously the strider grip walk soles are...
So obviously the strider grip walk soles are garbage. Anyone replaced with a different brand? Just armchair browsing perhaps the k2 or tecnica look like easiest to Jerry rig on.
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12-24-2019, 03:39 PM
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I mounted my 96s forward and find them to be such...
I mounted my 96s forward and find them to be such a fun playful ski with a flat tail. I actually haven't found their relative speed limit yet..... I swear I don't ski like a texan either.
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09-12-2019, 01:58 PM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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I needed a new ski. New 191s getting shifts. Skis...
I needed a new ski. New 191s getting shifts. Skis are hopefully going to be with me a while so I'm sweating the bullshit like white blue or black for the bindings
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07-09-2019, 02:58 AM
Thread: Gaia keeps stopping
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I had an issue with my huawei mate 9. All good now
I had an issue with my huawei mate 9. All good now
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05-17-2019, 02:58 AM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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No direct pm. The athletes pages show hoji is...
No direct pm. The athletes pages show hoji is posing for photos with this years top sheet which is a step in the right direction though
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04-27-2019, 02:48 AM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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Mine are going in the bin. Not durable enough to...
Mine are going in the bin. Not durable enough to survive a season is probably their second most notable trait
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02-16-2019, 04:38 PM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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Still got the same right up that suggests a 5 8...
Still got the same right up that suggests a 5 8 tall 150 heavy guy is using the 191. They got to offer longer lengths again
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02-16-2019, 04:36 PM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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Nah right on recommended. I don't really know...
Nah right on recommended. I don't really know what im talking about but I think it's minus 6 from center of sidecut.
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02-16-2019, 05:06 AM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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Still skiing them everyday. No support in the...
Still skiing them everyday. No support in the tail and I'm wondering if it's not just because they're super soft but because I went minus 6 on 4frnt recommendation instead of minus 5 like my others...
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02-07-2019, 11:03 PM
Thread: Scarpa Maestrale RS
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Broke the walk mech lever and the bar it locks...
Broke the walk mech lever and the bar it locks onto again. Scarpa has said they won't warranty them. New boots in the trash and shopping for something new now
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02-06-2019, 07:36 AM
Thread: Freeride World Tour - 2019
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If ski bawws had one more hit after the monster 3...
If ski bawws had one more hit after the monster 3 he could of been a real contender. The turns he linked through the entrance chute were not what i was expecting to see from him and then boom going...
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01-28-2019, 05:01 AM
Thread: Bra Tree Nazis?
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You would think that but I honestly can't see...
You would think that but I honestly can't see management putting anal beads in trees
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01-24-2019, 06:02 AM
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Props to blackcrows for a zipper break full...
Props to blackcrows for a zipper break full refund hassle free pronto.
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01-21-2019, 03:29 AM
Thread: 2019 4frnt Renegade Changes?
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Easy to core shot because they are thin. Can't...
Easy to core shot because they are thin. Can't speak for rails because I'm not in the usual rocky spots is normally ski right now. They can tour really well. Definently soft but am yet to find a...
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01-20-2019, 05:41 AM
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Scarpa Japan for a maestrale walk mode fix...
Scarpa Japan for a maestrale walk mode fix Hokkaido to hakuba and back in 3 days gets a props. Dynafit hasn't responded to emails about broken buckles yet...
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01-16-2019, 04:40 AM
Thread: Gear rumors 19/20
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I do from salmon heels. Obviously not pivots...
I do from salmon heels. Obviously not pivots though.
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01-08-2019, 06:20 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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263419 The backcountry is a dangerous place
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01-08-2019, 06:01 AM
Thread: Scarpa Maestrale RS
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Anyone else had this failure. Just noticed the...
Anyone else had this failure. Just noticed the new maestrale xt has a new mechanism. Did I just pay for the privilege of performing rnd
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