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  1. I'll be skiing today at Steamboat in honor of...

    I'll be skiing today at Steamboat in honor of Shane.
    Will be plastering the area with some homemade "Live Like McConkey" Stickers.
    I'm also planning on hucking a few things.

    Today, do something...
  2. Thread: hey phUnk

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    Ah.... phUnk.... One time phUnk... he came to...

    Ah.... phUnk....

    One time phUnk... he came to me... he wanted the goods from Colombia, and by that of course I mean coffee.

    I told him about a special plant that had been placed by the Inca at...
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    He will bring coffee as well, friends.

    He will bring coffee as well, friends.
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    And this is why I say to Raul, I say "Raul, We...

    And this is why I say to Raul, I say "Raul, We must eliminate Tim from the handling of product, for it is important to our clients to receive their packages at the needed time"

    This is of course...
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    I am back for a short while.

    My Friends,

    A curious year it has been, an uprisin..... er labor dispute at a camp in Colombia has been occupying my time, as Roberto, Juan Carlos, Jorge, Jesus Espinoza, Juan Antonio, and Tim...
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    Ahhhh My Friends, Coffee: It is how you say,...

    Ahhhh My Friends,

    Coffee: It is how you say, delicious.

    For years my hand picked slav... er laborours have languis... er worked in my fields, shedding them all of the naughty marijuana to...
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    DPPS and INTERESTING...................

    DPPS


    and INTERESTING...................
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    Re: 'me raaaatererd muterh fuehr

    DPPS
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    http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic13387.jpg

    http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic13387.jpg
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    http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop/audio/lord.jpg

    http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop/audio/lord.jpg
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    ^

    ^
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    Beautifull Ladies, one must assume from all the...

    Beautifull Ladies,
    one must assume from all the pighead responses that all of the men
    on this board are nothing but a group of obstinate pighead
    bastards. Nothing could be further from the truth....
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    Re: Maggots / minions, I'm proud of you...

    Uh Oh!

    AGAPE???
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    Up not down

    Up not down
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    Re: Silverton Update: Doubling the numbers

    If the public comment phase isn't over, then I urge all maggots with opinions to send comments over to the CO BLM or Silverton. While I checked out their site I didn't see a direct link, so I assume...
  16. You WILL conquer this disease You WILL ski while...

    You WILL conquer this disease
    You WILL ski while getting any kind of treatment
    You WILL astound the docs with your healing ability
    You WILL prove to the docs that they are wrong
    You WILL conquer...
  17. Quite Honestly..... It's this ...

    Quite Honestly.....

    It's this

    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001EVD.01._PE_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    I mean look at the play list!

    1. The Big Money
    2. Red Barchetta
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    A brisk cold day, with snow filled smiles around....

    A brisk cold day, with snow filled smiles around. Moving upwards into the clouds was a conveiance of powder lovers. It held figures gleefully talking about life, skiing and matters of the heart.
    ...
  19. Feeling like a change of pace? - possibly NSFW

    http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom1.jpg

    http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom2.jpg

    http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom14.jpg

    http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom8.jpg
    ...
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    True, I like oil based trees myself.

    True, I like oil based trees myself.
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    Ironicly he WAS a fisherman.

    Ironicly he WAS a fisherman.
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    Sounds like you need some columbian roast to perk...

    Sounds like you need some columbian roast to perk up for the day.
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    Get Some!

    Get Some!
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    Nice! Good to see some gotten (tm: phUnk)

    Nice! Good to see some gotten (tm: phUnk)
  25. Thread: Boob Quiz

    by Juan Valdez
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    Follow the string you must, for It will lead you...

    Follow the string you must, for It will lead you through the den of iniquity to the shallow plane of the small of the back.

    [ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: Juan Valdez ]
  26. Thread: Boob Quiz

    by Juan Valdez
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    Boobs are great, real boobs are even better. I...

    Boobs are great, real boobs are even better. I agree with Owens.
  27. Thread: Boob Quiz

    by Juan Valdez
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    Love Melons Fun Bags Her Two Friends Mountains...

    Love Melons
    Fun Bags
    Her Two Friends
    Mountains
    Molehills
    Those babies
    Jubblies
    Juggs

    edit - almost forgot
  28. Thread: Boob Quiz

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    Insert joke here........

    Insert joke here........
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    Real

    Real
  30. Thread: Boob Quiz

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    I am kind of dissapointed. I thought this was...

    I am kind of dissapointed. I thought this was going to be a hands on test.
  31. Thread: Boob Quiz

    by Juan Valdez
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    How you doin! [ November 20, 2002: Message...

    How you doin!

    [ November 20, 2002: Message edited by: Juan Valdez ]
  32. Thread: Boob Quiz

    by Juan Valdez
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    You have the cups..... The "A", The "B", The "C"...

    You have the cups..... The "A", The "B", The "C" and The "D". The "D" is the biggest
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    Disturbing this is......

    Disturbing this is......
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    Disturbing this is......

    Disturbing this is......
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    Hold on! 1 dollar, 2, 3, 4, 5, ....... Do you...

    Hold on!

    1 dollar, 2, 3, 4, 5, ....... Do you take visa?
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    Page dos?

    Page dos?
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    Those who contribute such beauty are never truly...

    Those who contribute such beauty are never truly dead.
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    Here, I have some decaf for you guys; wouldn't...

    Here, I have some decaf for you guys; wouldn't want to keep you up.

    edit grammar

    [ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: Juan Valdez ]
  39. I often get lucky this way. ...

    I often get lucky this way.

    http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:urURwF4NLL8C:www.nidc.edu/library/awfinney/Shadow/Juan.GIF

    [ November 06, 2002: Message edited by: Juan Valdez ]
  40. I'll crank up the Musical Youth for you Buster ...

    I'll crank up the Musical Youth for you Buster

    http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:urURwF4NLL8C:www.nidc.edu/library/awfinney/Shadow/Juan.GIF
  41. Well pull up a chair then friend, I have enough...

    Well pull up a chair then friend, I have enough to go around. I have a personalized mug here for you as well.

    ...
  42. Welcome friend, I think a nice pot of columbian...

    Welcome friend, I think a nice pot of columbian coffee may help.

    http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:urURwF4NLL8C:www.nidc.edu/library/awfinney/Shadow/Juan.GIF
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    Yes, I see that happening. Often the public...

    Yes, I see that happening. Often the public campsite is full, so I pitch a tent around the smaller wilderness campsites.

    ...
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    Gives you a fresh and clean feeling. ...

    Gives you a fresh and clean feeling.

    http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:urURwF4NLL8C:www.nidc.edu/library/awfinney/Shadow/Juan.GIF
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