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    Can we expect another heartfelt apology from...

    Can we expect another heartfelt apology from Blood Sweat Steel as he attempts to buy into the Soul of Kirkwood?
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    I don't know about the shoes, but I would like to...

    I don't know about the shoes, but I would like to state that Porno saved my life also.
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    Can anyone explain to me why exclusive private...

    Can anyone explain to me why exclusive private schools like Eton are called "public schools?"
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    Too true. When I was in college, my dad got me a...

    Too true. When I was in college, my dad got me a subscription to the CSM. I told him I didn't want to read anything by the Jehovah's Witnesses. Moral of story...I am an idiot.

    Straight dope...
  5. "I don't see why we need to stand by and watch a...

    "I don't see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its own people. The issues are much too important for the Chilean voters to be left to decide for...
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    Plakes - if you are still at Coumbia Pres., I...

    Plakes - if you are still at Coumbia Pres., I think you can just walk outside and score some fine weed. Washington Heights is well,....Washington Heights.
  7. Slight thread hi-jack - Roo, are you and the...

    Slight thread hi-jack -

    Roo, are you and the other European based maggots planning for a summit in 2004-2005?

    Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
  8. "NO HANKYPANKY" was enforced by skiguide and her...

    "NO HANKYPANKY" was enforced by skiguide and her dog Kage, the most feared and least seen dog in Castle Rock. Legend had it that skiguide had trained Kage not just to sic, but to sic specific parts...
  9. Re: Hey New Joisey Mangs! Racing in Wall...

    Well, a man can always hope, no?
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    I wish Saturday had been lost. Saturday usually...

    I wish Saturday had been lost. Saturday usually found my apartment and then ran me over with the beat down bus.
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    Très dangereux!

    Many a Friday night has been lost at the RVR.
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    The amount of material that Bad_Roo is able to...

    The amount of material that Bad_Roo is able to draw upon for his posts is stunning.
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    Wow. Even the subsonic tent as a great line-up...

    Wow.

    Even the subsonic tent as a great line-up with The Streets, Dizzee Rascal and The Rapture.
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    Roo, You are an e-bay machine! Too bad...

    Roo,

    You are an e-bay machine!

    Too bad about the kiddie racquet.
  15. I like that one team will be driving a 1992 Honda...

    I like that one team will be driving a 1992 Honda "POS."
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    http://www.reefbrazil.com/images/MISSREEF/large/RA...

    http://www.reefbrazil.com/images/MISSREEF/large/RAICA.jpg
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    Is that Yuengling Black & Tan that you'll be...

    Is that Yuengling Black & Tan that you'll be serving?
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    My wife grew up on Devonshire Ave, so I have...

    My wife grew up on Devonshire Ave, so I have spent many hours strolling through Shadyside. Very nice area.

    I like the 'Burgh quite a bit. Love the local accent. My wife throws out a "Yinz goin'...
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    Only if we could hit up Doc's at some point in...

    Only if we could hit up Doc's at some point in the evening.
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    Wow. It appears that MFI2000 was a posting...

    Wow. It appears that MFI2000 was a posting machine back in the day.

    Has he changed handles?
  21. It would be up there with "He Hate Me."

    It would be up there with "He Hate Me."
  22. All animals are equal, but some animals are more...

    All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
  23. Wait a minute. Wasn't MD9 just drafted this past...

    Wait a minute. Wasn't MD9 just drafted this past weekend?

    I can understand that he may not have enough time to frequent the board. He was just letting us down easy now that he is in the "Show."
  24. We hit the New Orleans Jazz Fest last year and...

    We hit the New Orleans Jazz Fest last year and figured we would take it international this year.

    Much appreciated for the info.
  25. Summer Festivals? - British Maggots (NSR)

    A friend and I were discussing fun things to do this summer and we can up with the idea of going to one of the big British music festivals.

    Was wondering which ones would come with the highest...
  26. Bit of a hi-jack (I apologize), but I was...

    Bit of a hi-jack (I apologize), but I was wondering if PM Gear was a success for the principals?
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    Interesting that "Got Beef" and "Men Love Truck...

    Interesting that "Got Beef" and "Men Love Truck Balls" are right next to each other.
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    Poll: Anyone that can kick back and salute the Grand...

    Anyone that can kick back and salute the Grand Boobie with a lukewarm Keystone is okay in my book.

    Although after starting the thread about Pat Tillman and its subsequent brouhaha, it appears I...
  29. Pat Tillman killed in Afghanistan (NSR)

    Whoa.

    Former Arizona Cardinal Tillman definitely walked to a different drummer.

    Respect.

    Tillman killed while serving as Army Ranger
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    I can't believe I read the whole thing. ...

    I can't believe I read the whole thing.

    http://www.alka-seltzer.com/as/images/Original.jpg
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    Oy vey. ...

    Oy vey.

    http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic22365.jpg
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    I heart the UPS man

    He brings the precious.

    http://i21.ebayimg.com/03/i/01/64/55/18_1_sb.JPG
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    Is there a guest list or special password we need...

    Is there a guest list or special password we need to attend?

    I am right in the middle of earnings season, but Il Bandito (or his nancy boy alter ego TurboHonky) might be a late show.
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    TurboHonky TrackStarCracker :D Too funny. ...

    TurboHonky
    TrackStarCracker
    :D

    Too funny.

    Think I might work my mojo up in Harlem tonight.

    "You messin' with TrackStarCracker?! Didn't think so. You run on home to your momma!"
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    Besides the fact that I sometimes leave my pants...

    Besides the fact that I sometimes leave my pants unzipped, I am not noted for my comedic timing.

    I was thinking of an American Indian name, something like "Runs Like Little Girl at Sound of...
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    The most interesting part of the experience was...

    The most interesting part of the experience was my reaction to the event.

    Skeedaddled out of there at mach schnell as soon as I realized what was making the popping sound. I got home and was...
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    The Bandito almost meets his maker...

    Walking to the subway on 125th last night and I almost got capped in the ass. And here I was thinking that Harlem was as safe as Disneyland. Stupid white boy.

    Damn drive by shooters.
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    And another thing....Westchester is not upstate.

    And another thing....Westchester is not upstate.
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    Let me put it this way. Your underage younger...

    Let me put it this way. Your underage younger brother or sister dies in a drunk driving accident.

    The day after the funeral. you watch Pete Coors show up on TV and discuss drinking and driving....
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    I bet she would trade millions and millions of...

    I bet she would trade millions and millions of dollars to have her son back.

    I am sure that she feels that someone has to be held accountable in the death of her son. Some lawyer takes on a flier...
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    Is this the work of Fez? Tires Slashed By...

    Is this the work of Fez?

    Tires Slashed By Bicyclist
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    The US encounters this problem every four years...

    The US encounters this problem every four years in track and field when a highly ranked athlete spits the bit at the trials and is left home.

    Dan & Dave anyone?

    I can only imagine the...
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    A Primanti's Roast Beef & Cheese, some cheese...

    A Primanti's Roast Beef & Cheese, some cheese fries from the O and a six pack of ice cold Iron City beer. That's the sheetz!
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    How many ounces (pre-cooked of course) was that...

    How many ounces (pre-cooked of course) was that monstrosity.

    More than 20 oz's?

    And I like the small strip of semi-melted cheese to top it off.
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    I am stealing a bit or Roo's thunder, but the...

    I am stealing a bit or Roo's thunder, but the mighty William looks like it could handle any hunger and still tuck you nicely into bed.
    ...
  46. I never realized that you dabbled in the pimpin'...

    I never realized that you dabbled in the pimpin' business.

    Interesting.
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