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    I actually prefer weather prediction though...

    I actually prefer weather prediction though because it doesn't chafe the skin off my penis (usually).

    To bridge the gap between snowfall and avalanche obs, this current pattern is starting to...
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    Is it "lay" or "lie"? Grammar is teh suck.

    Is it "lay" or "lie"? Grammar is teh suck.
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    No luck involved for the Pats. I'm sure their...

    No luck involved for the Pats. I'm sure their entire game plan was to wait patiently for the Ravens to melt down the way shitty teams do.

    On the flip side, the Ravens CRUSHED the point spread!...
  4. A bad day of skiing is better than a good...

    A bad day of skiing is better than a good colonoscopy, but in the case of Liberty I'd probably take the colonoscopy because the copay on my health insurance would be cheaper than a lift ticket there.
  5. Are you guys anything like the Super Adventure...

    Are you guys anything like the Super Adventure Club?

    http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/Darth%20Chef.jpg
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    Back in May, Jon Turner and I saw some member of...

    Back in May, Jon Turner and I saw some member of the canine family near Guanella Pass that was very large. It's pawprints were as large as the handle of my whippet. Some say coyotes can get that...
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    Psychedelic Colorado: ...

    Psychedelic Colorado:

    http://www.crh.noaa.gov/bou/awebphp/zonemap.php
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    According to this map:...

    According to this map:
    http://www.glenagalloway.com/photos/cbmap.gif
    Gunnison is actually SSE of Crested Butte. Your story doesn't check out. :nonono2:
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    Referring to the link Halsted posted above, but...

    Referring to the link Halsted posted above, but your link was in fact what I was looking for. Thanks!
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    I hope you weren't holding out on us for too long...

    I hope you weren't holding out on us for too long with that site. :D

    Can anyone offer a tutorial on interpreting the tails of the wind vectors for the Fire Weather site? I see some vectors with 1,...
  11. Thread: Why so fat?

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    My skis aren't fat. They're pleasantly plump. ...

    My skis aren't fat. They're pleasantly plump.

    http://www.southparkx.net/gallery/data/media/27/cartman.jpg
  12. Thread: I Have Found Jesus

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    This thread should be stickied so that all...

    This thread should be stickied so that all pilgrims can flock to it.
  13. Baby got back?

    Baby got back?
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    My old cell number was 2 digits transposed from a...

    My old cell number was 2 digits transposed from a local psychiatrist. Wow, some of the wrong numbers I used to receive....
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    If the friend's father was serious about the...

    If the friend's father was serious about the renovation, he would've contacted you in person. You don't handle business dealings through your daughter's friend; you handle them yourself.

    Chances...
  16. Thread: HBO: The Wire

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    As a former Baltimoron, I'm consistently amazed...

    As a former Baltimoron, I'm consistently amazed that the entire show is actually shot in the exact neighborhoods that they're depicting. I have no idea how they provide safety for cast and crew when...
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    When Yellowstone does blow, it won't matter since...

    When Yellowstone does blow, it won't matter since all human life will have already been erased by SARS or the bird flu. Possibly both at the same time. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Haven't there been multiple casualties in the...

    Haven't there been multiple casualties in the Cristo Couloir on Quandary? That spot seems ripe for an accident every few years or so....
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    The trick is to defocus your eyes like you're...

    The trick is to defocus your eyes like you're trying to look past it. Boom! - he pops right out at you! But I hope you don't mind a little male nudity, just a heads up.
  20. GHA could do better. For starters, Cliff hut...

    GHA could do better. For starters, Cliff hut needs an expansion for a pizza-making brick oven and maybe some wireless internet.
  21. Hope they have it in the budget for a bouncer at...

    Hope they have it in the budget for a bouncer at the door. Considering it takes a whopping 20 minutes to skin up to the cabin, the many thousands of skiers and snowshoers every year will gladly...
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    Isn't that what the internet was invented for?

    Isn't that what the internet was invented for?
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    In contrast, the Denver Broncos almost...

    In contrast, the Denver Broncos almost exclusively hire immoral/amoral criminals and deadbeats, so it kinda balances itself out. I'd bet most of them thank God during their exploits too.

    Yin and...
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    Hasn't been brought up yet, but maggots are great...

    Hasn't been brought up yet, but maggots are great for cleaning necrotic tissue from a wound.
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    I was referring to the Kary Mullis who invented...

    I was referring to the Kary Mullis who invented the Polymerase Chain Redundance reaction. We must be talking about different people.
  26. Geissler looked a bit thinner than the aspect we...

    Geissler looked a bit thinner than the aspect we were on, but it still looked skiable. The predicted foot plus tonight should help greatly.

    October turns, no core shots. Sweet! :biggrin:
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    Similarly, I attended a lecture by Nobel winner...

    Similarly, I attended a lecture by Nobel winner Kary Mullis, inventor of the PCR reaction. He claims that he thought up the reaction on LSD, but in his case it was while he was driving winding roads...
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    Nobel Winner: "Black People Are Dumb"

    The pot calls the kettle stupid. :rolleyes:



    Fury at DNA pioneer's theory: Africans are less intelligents than Westerners

    By Cahal Milmo
    Published: 17 October 2007

    One of the world's...
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    Unfortunately, I have to buy from this company...

    Unfortunately, I have to buy from this company for work:

    Analtech

    :biggrin:
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    Technically no, but every resident of Leadville...

    Technically no, but every resident of Leadville has an implanted wireless transponder that broadcasts their thoughts directly to the internet.

    http://leadville.ciabraintracker.gov
  31. Did you guys seize the opportunity to be the...

    Did you guys seize the opportunity to be the first car to slide off the access road while turning from 88? Setting a good skid track will really help everyone out the rest of the year.
  32. Thread: CO 14er Summit

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    I'm interested. Sherman, Quandary, Bross and...

    I'm interested. Sherman, Quandary, Bross and maybe Humboldt could have avy safe routes too.
  33. Bonus points to whomever can find the most...

    Bonus points to whomever can find the most mistakes in this issue's resort guide. For starters, they say the steepest run at Jackson is Corbet's at 45 degrees average slope. I think even factoring in...
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    If you bring an experienced and dedicated boot...

    If you bring an experienced and dedicated boot fitter to the Golden area, you'll have my support. You should put this forum down as a reference on the loan application. :biggrin:
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    Having lived through my adolescence in Timonium,...

    Having lived through my adolescence in Timonium, I'd like to put in a loyalty vote for my former hometown's colorfully rundown strip malls amidst a sea of upper-middle class mansions. The over-under...
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    I heard the slope was vertical. 30 x 2 + 30 =...

    I heard the slope was vertical.

    30 x 2 + 30 = 90
  37. Last time I crossed Nevada on 50, a cop tailgated...

    Last time I crossed Nevada on 50, a cop tailgated me (as I was doing 75 in a 65) for a few miles until a passing zone where he burned by me doing at least 90 mph. Found out a few miles later that he...
  38. Thread: Ward, CO????

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    On the other hand, if you happen to have piles of...

    On the other hand, if you happen to have piles of broken down cars and other rusted junk in your yard, bring some pictures with you. You just might make a new friend 'round those parts.
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    "Almaty is best choice for Winter Olympics Games....

    "Almaty is best choice for Winter Olympics Games. We have best prostitutes in all of Central Asia! We say fuck you to Russian assholes who take games from us!"
    ...
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    Low danger DOES NOT equal no danger. But you...

    Low danger DOES NOT equal no danger. But you accepted the risk and reaped a pretty sweet reward. :yourock:
  41. Thread: Summer read.

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    Attention PMTS Adherents! On 7/7/07, the...

    Attention PMTS Adherents!


    On 7/7/07, the PMTS mothership will be approaching Earth to transport all true believers in PMTS methodology to a spiritual realm where they will no longer be...
  42. Those are actually not the scars from the April...

    Those are actually not the scars from the April slide. Jon Turner and I skied Hagar on June 10th from the summit, passing directly through where the leftmost fracture is. No need to huck any avy...
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    Lake Louise is a good place to drop the in-laws...

    Lake Louise is a good place to drop the in-laws off to wander around the village and the famous Chateau while you hike. The trail around Lake Louise leads to Plain of the 6 Glaciers which is a pretty...
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    They've already invented a snowboard simulator...

    They've already invented a snowboard simulator that captures two of the most important aspects of learning to snowboard: sitting and having a cold ass.
    ...
  45. Nice effort. Pretty much typifies why I've taken...

    Nice effort. Pretty much typifies why I've taken to carrying my down jacket with me on all but the most certain days.

    I'm glad you guys went up via the west side. I think that valley is one of the...
  46. Glad you guys had a nice little walk. I'm...

    Glad you guys had a nice little walk. I'm surprised to see that Andrews Tarn is completely ice-free already.

    I'm about healed up, so we should plot the next climb/ski. Next up for me will be Day...
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    Handies was fun, but I can't really see anything...

    Handies was fun, but I can't really see anything in that area worth going back for....

    http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/2007/06/120x120/biglines_76641.jpg

    :eek:
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    "Community college is like a disco with books....

    "Community college is like a disco with books. 'Here's fifty dollars - I'm gonna get my learn on!'"
    -Chris Rock
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    It's amazing how much conditions in that chute...

    It's amazing how much conditions in that chute changed between your ascent and our descent. When Jon and I dropped into it, the snow along climber's left had pulled back into a weird, icy spine and...
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    I believe it's named after an indian chief, which...

    I believe it's named after an indian chief, which seems to be the motif for peak-naming in that area.
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