"My hair is perfect, no?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Monique
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"My hair is perfect, no?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Monique
1) this was very funny, thanks Tong
2) i'm still hung over. meh.
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Tong, you gotta write this shit down, man!
Wait...
I just read the altoids TR for the first time too and if you're not writing for a living, you've possibly missed your calling. Although doing shit for a living can make it suck.
Would you have done her in stirrup pants? I mean you, in stirrup pants... not her... cause they just make you feel sassy.
Supremely stoopid stuff!
Ha! I needed that laugh.
So which one of those pics is a good representation of a pantsuit?
I was picturing more of a one piece.
This is Celine Dion in a pantsuit.
http://www.celinesmusic.com/images/I...WAVINGTEST.jpg
She looks like she's warding an evil spirit away from an impending camel toe incident.
Holy crap, that's funny.
I'da still fucked her.
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Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
Heh. That's exactly what I was thinking. I bet she was equally impressed with you. How in the hell did you end up on a date with this chick anyway?
Hilarious post...you should have fucked her. The pantsuit has zero power when lying crumpled on the floor.
Im speechless. Best post of a bad date EVER!
I may be in the minority here, but I dig women who wear suits.
Just not on dates.
http://fp.anntaylor.com/@v=0148@/Ima...ages/W556l.jpg
Yeah, the corporate look can be hott.
But only because you're imagining them taking off the suit and crawling under your desk.
http://www.nykola.com/images/theorysuit.jpg
http://web.bentley.edu/students/z/za...f/fashion1.jpg
Someone has to ask:
Who on god's green earth did you piss off to get a date with someone who wears a pantsuit?
Take it from tong kids, intarweb dating don't work.
Never trust short, weasley looking Australian bastard's concept of 'hot'. These are the same guys who call it XXXX because they can't remember how to spell beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
I suppose that under the pantsuit she was hirsute. Or was the pantsuit simply hirsute?
How astute!Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
that's a good word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
It may be true,but that doesn't make it funny or un-offensive.The constitution states that freedom of fashion rights are god given & can't be taken away without due process from the Central Scrutinizer Commission.
Not only was there widespread condemnation & scorn, but We just received a favorable ruling against a man that stated that spandex & bare midriff is a privilege,not a right.
"I like your style Dude,I heard you made it to the semis."
I like your style too,...you got a whole cowboy thing going on.
"One thing though,..do you always have to swear so much?"
What the fuck r you talkin about?
"Have it your way Dude."
Destitute, in ill repute, sex mute, refute the root, she's a snoot to boot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monique
tonghands, you have some talent there lad.
Very funny shit.
Keep it up.
Damn, why didn't you continue the story and go inside? Nothing ventured nothing gained. I want more. I can't imagine where this thing would have went and the bizarre sexual tendencies of the pantsuit wearer. You probably would've made love with Real Estate ads and Motivational tapes in the background.