Liftie McLiftface and Turnie McTurnface: Eldora and ABasin reaching out for names

Al is looking for some name submission for the Beavers area:

http://arapahoebasin.blogspot.com/20...ail-names.html

In other naming news: you can win a season pass at Eldora for submitting the winner for the name of the new lift that's replacing Cannonball and Challenge. Liftie McLiftface was like the third comment. email submissions to liftname@eldora.com.

"Jamie Farr's Cannonball Challenge" - that's all I got.

trail names for "the beavers"

Landing Strip
Brazilian (prolly a groomer?)
Woody's Run
Hairy Beast
Wynona
Justin
The Cleavers: June, Ward, Wally

http://img.pandawhale.com/139456-Nic...ed-G-EIQ1.jpeg

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Originally Posted by acinpdx

Justin

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I understood that reference

https://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress...lifianakis.jpg

I hope they put a snack bar at the bottom of their new chair. They can call it the "Beaver Lodge"

"the slot"

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Originally Posted by acinpdx

"the slot"

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At the Stevens there is a "Nasty Gash" and "C-Slit"

The Student should face The Professor.

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Originally Posted by pipedream

I understood that reference

https://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress...lifianakis.jpg

I hope they put a snack bar at the bottom of their new chair. They can call it the "Beaver Lodge"

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Or the Beaver Chew.

When in doubt consult the Urban Dictionary:

Beaver Pelt

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women.

Hey how is the snow over by Beaver Pelt?
Any line at Beaver Pelt?
When is Beaver Pelt gonna open this season?

Merkin?

Taco stand?

i like this one....

No love for "Woody's Run"? I thought that was pretty good...

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No love for "Woody's Run"? I thought that was pretty good...

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I like Woody's Plunge better.

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Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

At the Stevens there is a "Nasty Gash" and "C-Slit"

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You forgot about "Quivering Thighs" - although none of those names are official and you'd definitely never find them on a map

Treasure Trail would be a good one...

DRCS used to be listed on the Bridger map...bet it's not there anymore.

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No love for "Woody's Run"? I thought that was pretty good...

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I had a wity response written but never posted it.

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Originally Posted by detrusor

DRCS used to be listed on the Bridger map...bet it's not there anymore.

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Sixth Grade and the Jobs aren't exactly clean, either.

Really? They're gone too? Pathetic

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Originally Posted by detrusor

Really? They're gone too? Pathetic

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Oh no, they're not going anywhere! But I'm not sure they were ever on the trail map.

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Originally Posted by AmmergauerTele

When in doubt consult the Urban Dictionary:

Beaver Pelt

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women.

Hey how is the snow over by Beaver Pelt?
Any line at Beaver Pelt?
When is Beaver Pelt gonna open this season?

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Gotta be a non-starter as Beaver Pelt would be closed for grooming for a full season.