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Showtime06
10-07-2003, 04:45 PM
Was wondering if the people who post a lot are the real deal?? I'm sure i'll find out once winter starts, but thought this would be a good thread:D

laseranimal
10-07-2003, 04:48 PM
definately you man you're SO hardcore man! You should find this guy HRDCoresnowrider he rides at whiteface he's nasty yo dropin 30' cliffs and shit

iceman
10-07-2003, 04:52 PM
Him?!?!?!? No WAY!!! It's ME!!! I have all my hip angulation nailed, fellas, NAILED!!!

Mountainman
10-07-2003, 04:52 PM
you thought wrong

Beaver
10-07-2003, 04:53 PM
No way man it's me!!!

I"M THE BEST!!!!

ME!
ME!
ME!

iceman
10-07-2003, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Beaver
No way man it's me!!!

I"M THE BEST!!!!

ME!
ME!
ME!

You slow, mang.

ak_powder_monkey
10-07-2003, 04:55 PM
defenately not me

CS
10-07-2003, 04:55 PM
Wait. You guys actually ski? Ahh, crap......

The Reverend Floater
10-07-2003, 04:58 PM
skier? I'm the best typer. For sure. I can go BIG or small, fst or sloooooooooooooooooow.


Move over, sucker.

jibij
10-07-2003, 05:01 PM
http://www.mediarite.com/powboard/keystone_wedge78.jpg

you all seem to forget that my radness has been well documented.
it is unrefutable!

tonghands
10-07-2003, 05:02 PM
I have mad beatboxing skillz.

Pinner
10-07-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by tonghands
I have bad meatboxing skillz.

interloper
10-07-2003, 05:03 PM
:rolleyes: I'm really good when I'm sitting on the couch in front of my TV watch'n extremo dudes huck.

KrisSkis
10-07-2003, 05:04 PM
Hell...i am the best GAPER!!!! :D

trainnvain
10-07-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by iceman
Him?!?!?!? No WAY!!! It's ME!!! I have all my hip angulation nailed, fellas, NAILED!!!

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic13992.jpg
"bend at zee kneez, yah!"

Mott the Hoople
10-07-2003, 05:05 PM
Uh-Oh sounds like somebody has a short peter.

Arty50
10-07-2003, 05:20 PM
<-- See my user status.

grrrr
10-07-2003, 06:13 PM
I have not skied on this forum.

elevens
10-07-2003, 06:27 PM
Skis? Who skis? I'm the most extreme snowblader and I rule.

truth
10-07-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by grrrr
I have not skied on this forum.

Lemmie know if ya figure a way to do so.

altachic
10-07-2003, 06:31 PM
i used to think i was ok, but then i got run over by Natty.;)

DJSapp
10-07-2003, 06:34 PM
I'm working on becoming more extremo, but lessons from Stacy Hatch are really expensive. Right now I'm proably just the most extreme double ejector on the board.

Cornholio
10-07-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by altachic
i used to think i was ok, but then i got run over by Natty.;)

THAT'LL learn ya!! :p

altachic
10-07-2003, 06:38 PM
that's right it will, don't get in his way!! Nah, i love him.

CantDog
10-07-2003, 06:54 PM
I think Shoetime is probably the best skier, he is from New Jersey of course. Few people know, but Shane McConkey actually started skiing in New Jersey. When those trash piles get covered in snow...move over Alta.

Mtn Man
10-07-2003, 07:00 PM
As soon as I drop in parallel one ski at a time, you'll all be my beeotch!

B)

Benny Profane
10-07-2003, 07:15 PM
Why, Chris23, of course.

And after a long day being extremo dude, he can go home and overhaul a mint 283. He IS the man.

Showtime06
10-07-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by CantDog
I think Shoetime is probably the best skier, he is from New Jersey of course. Few people know, but Shane McConkey actually started skiing in New Jersey. When those trash piles get covered in snow...move over Alta.

Hey I know i'm from jersey but i bet i can still ski with you guys out west, i go out to alta or vail 2-3 times a year, been skiing since i was 3, racing since i was 7 and now i'm 17 so i can hold my own, and one thing that jersey and the east coast teaches you is how to ski ice

iceman
10-07-2003, 08:01 PM
Okey-dokey.

interloper
10-07-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Showtime06
Hey I know i'm from jersey but i bet i can still ski with you guys out west, i go out to alta or vail 2-3 times a year, been skiing since i was 3, racing since i was 7 and now i'm 17 so i can hold my own, and one thing that jersey and the east coast teaches you is how to ski ice

ICE=loud powder:D

BakerBoy
10-07-2003, 08:09 PM
Best skier around?! That's easy -- phUnk!

http://www.biglines.com/photos/pbpic4105.jpg

"I can fly!"

Showtime06
10-07-2003, 08:12 PM
heard so many things about him, but never seen any footage... who could solve that problem anyone???

Foggy_Goggles
10-07-2003, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Showtime06
heard so many things about him, but never seen any footage... who could solve that problem anyone???

You can. Go ask your mom if she'll buy you Junk Show Diaries, the new Team 13 flick.

FreakofSnow
10-07-2003, 08:45 PM
Few people know, but Shane McConkey actually started skiing in New Jersey.

i think the Gaffneys did too? anyway, Cantdog, since you are from there too, you must rip :D

BakerBoy
10-07-2003, 08:46 PM
www.skiingismylife.com for all the phUnk you can handle, and then some!

Sublime
10-07-2003, 08:52 PM
Pffft you might as go shower now because I just crapped on ya all

Everyone knows I rip the hardest meanest lines on that 420' of vert I got.

:rolleyes:

Summit
10-07-2003, 10:16 PM
One time my skis came off and kept skiing down the slope... they were skiing much better without me... I felt sad.... then I had to chase after them.

CantDog
10-07-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by FreakofSnow
i think the Gaffneys did too? anyway, Cantdog, since you are from there too, you must rip :D

Whoa there Hos. I am in no way connected to New Jersey. The only thing I do is drive through it on my way from Virginia to New England.

And the Gaffneys are from Maryland, they used to ski Whitetail and Liberty. JONG! :D

Arty50
10-07-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Showtime06
...and one thing that jersey and the east coast teaches you is how to ski ice

Sweet! I wanna learn. I'm cancelling my trips to Alta and Silverton this year. Can you show me around some of those hills in Jersey?

Tyrone Shoelaces
10-08-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by CantDog


And the Gaffneys are from Maryland, they used to ski Whitetail and Liberty. JONG! :D

Wait a minute there....I thought they were from NY and skied Big Tupper. Robb G. holds up the Big Tupper ski pass in Immersion.

Ahem:

"Growing up near Big Tupper Ski Area, New York, the Gaffneys took a 2:30 PM bus from school to the ski hill every day and skied into the night, under lights. A later move to Canton, 60 miles away, forced the family to become more inventive with their alpine pursuits - snow-blowing their flat lawn into a start-mound with two jumps."

Bibliography:
Metcalf, S. Chemical Brothers, How Scott and Robb Gaffney Spin Skiing, Life, and Humor into a Science, POWDER, Feb 2001, Vol 28, No. 6, pgs. 44 - 47.

Wanna retract your JONG, JONG?

interloper
10-08-2003, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by SummitCo 1776
One time my skis came off and kept skiing down the slope... they were skiing much better without me... I felt sad.... then I had to chase after them.

I miss the shriek of SKI! SKI! in the quiet mountain air.

CantDog
10-08-2003, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Wait a minute there....I thought they were from NY and skied Big Tupper. Robb G. holds up the Big Tupper ski pass in Immersion.

Ahem:

"Growing up near Big Tupper Ski Area, New York, the Gaffneys took a 2:30 PM bus from school to the ski hill every day and skied into the night, under lights. A later move to Canton, 60 miles away, forced the family to become more inventive with their alpine pursuits - snow-blowing their flat lawn into a start-mound with two jumps."

Bibliography:
Metcalf, S. Chemical Brothers, How Scott and Robb Gaffney Spin Skiing, Life, and Humor into a Science, POWDER, Feb 2001, Vol 28, No. 6, pgs. 44 - 47.

Wanna retract your JONG, JONG?


Umm....that was a joke about the Gaffneys being from Maryland...JONG, JONG, JONG!(as was the McConkey comment)

bad_roo
10-08-2003, 07:04 AM
Although no shortage of pretenders exist, there can be only one HugeAirDog.

Thank fuck.

Grange
10-08-2003, 08:59 AM
Between dropping in parallel, doing a 1080 on my morrison twins, and graduating top of my class in the Stacy Hatch ski school I think I win. So what is my prize?

LCC
10-08-2003, 09:18 AM
Does a stem christy count as good?

Tical
10-08-2003, 09:35 AM
I suck...

Keoni
10-08-2003, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by Showtime06
heard so many things about him, but never seen any footage... who could solve that problem anyone???

Footage? Only in his dreams

More like inch-age.

HEY DINMS , still lookin' for that 5"?

Oh yea, hi phUnk!