Humorous Boat Names

[mushmouth]

Driving around this weekend we came across this one...

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Seen any other memorable ones?

[Lumpy]

Used to be an early '80's built Marco gillnetter in Bristol Bay, AK named the Jeannie. Guy showed up one year with a roughly painted "X" to the right of Jeannie. Guess he adheared to the old proverb of not changing the name of the vessel (simply modified it after divorce I suppose).

[Pow4Brains]

My buddies boat is named "The Wet Spot".

[warthog]

There is one on our lake up in CT.
The lake is named Bashan Lake.
The boat is MASTERofBASHAN.

I have a name for my 1972 Boston Whaler that I just haven't gotten around to yet.

It has a lot of nicely varnished mahogany in it.

The name is MOORING WOOD.

I'll do it one of these days.

[MOHSHSIHd]

we have a crappy little 20 foot Sea Nymph without a name, so we just took a sharpie too the logo on the sides and changed it to "Sea Nympho"....


not really funny, but we have a fishing boat on Big Pine Key named "Little Twig" and my families last name is Stem.....

kinda wood/plant theme

[ECbum]

If I had a sailboat, I'd name it: Passing Wind

[hop]

If I had a sailboat, I'd name it: Passing Wind

a friend of mine lived on a sailboat with that very name.

[5B]

was driving my mom once when we passed a boat named "muff diver."

[G. Gordon Liddy]

There is one on our lake up in CT.
The lake is named Bashan Lake.
The boat is MASTERofBASHAN.

I have a name for my 1972 Boston Whaler that I just haven't gotten around to yet.

It has a lot of nicely varnished mahogany in it.

The name is MOORING WOOD.

I'll do it one of these days.

Here is the "Mornin' Wood"...
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c18/mlovlien/wedding031.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c18/mlovlien/3218_348.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c18/mlovlien/IMG_0478.jpg

Mine and the Revererand Floater's first attempt at a duck hunting boat! We've since upgraded after a few too many scary situations in a fiberglass boat on a big deep river (the snake) with far too many rocks.

[dk_alaskan]

a preverbial favorite of mine is The Money Pit. A boat i saw in Kodiak was called the Master Baiter

[Greguar]

My buddy's X-Star up at Ruedi Res in Aspen is named Wide O Wake, the water at Ruedi is usually in the sub 50s....

[warthog]

A guy I knew in the Keys had a little dingy(the kind you throw in the back of a pickup) with a trolling motor. He named it "Eat my wake".

[ak_powder_monkey]

I was gonna name mine beer money when I finally buy one

[The Suit]

I used to own a sportfishing boat called the "Mimi." We had a center console psuedo-tender that we called the "Mini-Mimi."

[mushmouth]

I was gonna name mine beer money when I finally buy one

finally buy what...a beer? :fm: ............... :D

I've also come across the sport fishing boat: Bona Fortuna

[ak_powder_monkey]

finally buy what...a beer? :fm: ............... :D



I already bought one in Canada eh?

[patg]

one of my best friends bought a boat last summer with the name Bud Man.

Bad luck to change the name but it suits us pretty well nonetheless

[freezorburn]

mor-tail

and the dingy was name A little Mor-tail

[Alpine Dreams]

Ponpoontang

[SnowHot]

My husband and I have a 19 ft Jet boat. The water spray makes it fun to have Squirt Boat Fights with a few other jet boat owners on the lake. Thus we named our boat..........Squirt Boat.
Kinda dumb but tons of fun.

[Sublime]

Saw a bright red boat on the lake last weekend and it had Red Rocket on the back. I had a good laugh.

[commonlaw]

In college, I tried to get my buddy Sanjeet to name his boat Sea Sikh.

[Bluebird]

My firends and I have a beater 17' bass boat named "Piece of Ship".

We get lots of laughs both on the water and towing it around.

[CaddyDaddy77]

At Costco In Scottsdale about four years ago I saw A freakin' huge boat filling up and two girls wearing what would could be loosely bikini's (think wild weasal) and printed across the back "Cum Shot" 'bout 99% it was Jenna Jameson.

Margaritaville and Prescription are a couple of nice hose boats I know, Like both of those names. Doctor's orders are along the same line.

[mushmouth]

bump over spam

[SnowHot]

Saw this one and couldn't resist posting. This is a man who is about to die!
http://www.toilette-humor.com/images/lard_ass.jpg

[Buster Highmen]

sloop du jour

[TNKen]

Our deck boat is named "Humerus" Friend of mine was in a serious golf cart accident resulting in a fractured humerus. We settled the case for a bunch of money and hence the boat's name.

Ken

[rip]

The best names I have seen have been a tiny little motorboat cruising down the channel to Lake Michigan amidst all the 60 footer super yachts simply called the "Paid IV"

I have also seen a sailboat called the "Cracked Oar"