tranny (not necessarily a landing).

[meatdrink9]

Yikes!!! We hit some weird greaser transvestite bars last night or something. Man I got tanked. I tried that chaser stuff, but my double vision and pounding headache lead me to believe it's horse shit. I think we all joined Friends of Berthoud Pass last night and made the sacred oath. I was the last to get my decoder ring, but I was more into having my own cavern under the castle from which I could fight crime with my large robotic cat anyway. I got drunk enough last night that I think I became aware of how drunk I was and started playing tricks on myself. Like this morning I woke-up wearing 6 ties. I'm sure I was in the extra room at 2 in the morning laughing my ass off as I put the ties on thinking about how confused I would be the next morning. It worked. My wife was just shaking her head when she left for work. In retrospect I'd just like to say trospe. I guess everyone does. Big ups (not large pull-ups, even though I could use some this morning) to crinkle for driving. Last night would've been one of those times where you wake up in a ditch or an abandoned box car or trapped sailing one of those little ships stuck in a bottle. Apologies to ayone within range of my retardedness.

[Helicrackjnky]

So did you hook up w/a Tranny before going to the wife?:D

[meatdrink9]

no luck. I did hook up with a large sandwich dressed like a sandwich, that in reality was just a sandwich.

That's an awful big grin for talking about trannys. ewww

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
......drunk I was and started playing tricks on myself. Like this morning I woke-up wearing 6 ties. I'm sure I was in the extra room at 2 in the morning laughing my ass off as I put the ties on thinking about how confused I would be the next morning.

If I had not just finished my coffee, that would have just been a spew on the screen!!!

Layering for the whole week so you can just peel off layers???

Thanks for the laugh this morning. I'm still smiling thinking about the Bacon Ranger shitcanned on the floor trying to tie the tie properly while seeing double.

How did they look in the morning??

[Crinkle]

Man what a f'n night. That definitely did the trick for getting drunk as balls in the middle of the week. When my wife got up for work at 5:30 this morning, she asked how last night was and I just started laughing again and mumbling, transvestites......like punk chicks.......ewww dude.......saved the day.....then I past out, cause i was still not right.

I feel like dynamite.......went off in my head this morning. Better now that I just got out of bed and coffee is brewing as I am trying to relearn the motor skills of typing.

Meatdrink was my co-pilot on a ship destined for confusion.

[Beaver]

I'm having tranny trouble too. Actually it is differential trouble. I can't get my truck out of 4wd.

[Tippster]

This sentence by MD9:

Big ups (not large pull-ups, even though I could use some this morning) to crinkle for driving.
Followed by this sentence by Crinkle:

Better now that I just got out of bed and coffee is brewing as I am trying to relearn the motor skills of typing...
Makes me wonder what happened to all the taxis in Denver that have been graced by my Drunk-Ass presence in the past. :(

Sorry about the anti-stoke, but a friend of mine was killed by a drunk driver.

And Crinkle: Two Xtra Strength Tylenol and a shot of Vodka w/bitters is the ga-ron-teed cure for what ails ya.

[phUnk]

Originally posted by Beaver
I can't get my truck out of 4wd. On account of the transvestite all jammed up in the gears?

[meatdrink9]

tip, we didn't get home until the bars had closed. He pregamed at my house and had maybe one or two other drinks (beer) around 8. He had 5 or 6 hours to get that out of his system. No need to question others judgement until they've given a reason for it (although that photo of the speedometer at 130 could be that reason). ;)

buzz, they were a mess.

[Pinner]

Transvestites??? Whad I miss?

[meatdrink9]

Originally posted by Pinner
Transvestites??? Whad I miss?

I was hoping you could fill in some of the gaps in the evening. Glad you made it out. We've done entirely not enough drinking since I've been here.

[Pinner]

Ahh, but it's the QUALITY that matters.



ps: thanks for not ripping my arm out of it's socket. 'Preciate it. Really.

[bad_roo]

http://www.skyone.co.uk/programmes/images/L-Miriam-proginfo.jpg

'There's Something About Miriam' is a pretty damn funny show.

The six-part series features stunning Mexican model Miriam and six single young men competing for the beauty’s heart.

And of course, the ultimate surprise is in store for the guys - Miriam was born a male and is, in fact, a pre-op transsexual.

The show sets out to offer the successful guy the chance to take a luxury cruise with Miriam - and pick up £10,000.



Once the contestants found out Miriam was in fact a male they threatened legal action and were each paid £125,000!

[CaddyDaddy77]

That's wrong. On sooooo many different levels.

[meatdrink9]

Originally posted by Pinner
ps: thanks for not ripping my arm out of it's socket. 'Preciate it. Really.

sorry mang. my nipples don't hurt today so I'm guessing I was the aggressor.

[IBISguru]

Originally posted by bad_roo
http://www.skyone.co.uk/programmes/images/L-Miriam-proginfo.jpg

'There's Something About Miriam' is a pretty damn funny show.

The six-part series features stunning Mexican model Miriam and six single young men competing for the beauty’s heart.

And of course, the ultimate surprise is in store for the guys - Miriam was born a male and is, in fact, a pre-op transsexual.

The show sets out to offer the successful guy the chance to take a luxury cruise with Miriam - and pick up £10,000.



Once the contestants found out Miriam was in fact a male they threatened legal action and were each paid £125,000!

I read the army guy broke down and cried once he was informed.

Something about not wanting his regiment to find out. Wonder why he would feel that way....?

[Pinner]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
sorry mang. my nipples don't hurt today so I'm guessing I was the aggressor.

:D

[frozenwater]

I've noticed a strange change in the drinking behaviour or md9 since his move to co. Violence has actually become funny.

I'm not talking about the lets get in a fight violence, but rather the "I'm really drunk, you must be too, I will hit you and it won't hurt cause were numb" funny.

Since I primarily drink by myself I have not come to this phase. Im not altogether sure it's a phase I fully appreciate...

[Theodore]

Originally posted by Tippster
And Crinkle: Two Xtra Strength Tylenol and a shot of Vodka w/bitters is the ga-ron-teed cure for what ails ya.

NO!!!! Tylenol + alcohol = BAD!

[Crinkle]

yeah tippster, I got crushed early and hung out and drank water all night witnessing the funkyness of these guys getting retarded. Still funked up my system and my sleep.

what is with pins and md9 fighting everytime they drink?? some kind of gay love that is repressed when they are sober and only comes to fruition when intoxicated?

MD9 i don't think you want the gaps filled in. Just think back to what you CAN remember and laugh.

[meatdrink9]

Originally posted by frozenwater
I've noticed a strange change in the drinking behaviour or md9 since his move to co. Violence has actually become funny.


yeah, I don't know what's up. I think redbull makes me surly. I'll have to stop that behavior. I'm not really the violent type (which is good because I'm a wuss).

[jibij]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
My wife was just shaking her head when she left for work.

i'm guessing that wasn't the first time she's done that.
sorry i missed the debauchery. i'll make it out soon.

[boarderline]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
I think we all joined Friends of Berthoud Pass last night and made the sacred oath. I was the last to get my decoder ring, but I was more into having my own cavern under the castle from which I could fight crime with my large robotic cat anyway.

MD9 = druggedmonkey? Hrmmm.

[phUnk]

Originally posted by boarderline
MD9 = druggedmonkey? Hrmmm. I just don't see it.

[jibij]

friggin' snowboarders.

[HyRUPz]

Nice MD, nice . . . still going up Sat.? Frontside and backside ski or just eastvailchutes?

Trannies are funnie bitches (or is it assholes?)

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Vail (too many times)
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[iceman]

Originally posted by boarderline
MD9 = druggedmonkey? Hrmmm.

What are you smoking?

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
I'm not really the violent type (which is good because I'm a wuss).

Only seen it on one occassion: When you stuck your elbow into my kindney going after the Subject to Change DVD a few years back. Maybe you are a wuss, as I have the vid. ;) :p ;) :D

You know Im just messin with ya!! :D You did leave a nice bruise though, bruiser!!

[Cornholio]

Originally posted by boarderline
MD9 = druggedmonkey? Hrmmm.

Next he's going to say that wires don't molt.

[Beaver]

Originally posted by Cornholio
Next he's going to say that wires don't molt.
Well, they don't! They exfoliate. You morons.

[meatdrink9]

jibij, sweet. I really think getting out once a week should be the norm. Drinking like I did last night probably shouldn't though.

Hyrupz, we'll have to see. My mom is coming into town this weekend. If she and my wife decide to go shopping or something maybe I can slip away.

boarderline, you could be right. I've wondered myself a few times. If you switch the MD around it becomes DM. And then if you mix up all the letters you get "I am Lord Valdemort".

And wires most definitely molt.

[STD]

Pinner "Dude, why are you buying him vodka?"

STD "Cuz that's what he's drinking."

Pinner "Just get him a water and tell him its vodka....he's so f'ed up he won't even know the difference."

heh..... it actually worked at one point

[Ireallyliketoski]

Originally posted by STD
Pinner "Dude, why are you buying him vodka?"

STD "Cuz that's what he's drinking."

Pinner "Just get him a water and tell him its vodka....he's so f'ed up he won't even know the difference."

heh..... it actually worked at one point

Strand, maybe if you spent a little less time participating in these shenanigans and tomfoolery and a little more time running the FOBP I would have received my stuff in the mail by now :p

[STD]

Maybe if you weren't such a puss and came out you coulda picked up your stuff last night. ;)

hev is mailing out the last batch of mmb packets today & tomorrow

[Ireallyliketoski]

Originally posted by STD
Maybe if you weren't such a puss and came out you coulda picked up your stuff last night. ;)

hev is mailing out the last batch of mmb packets today & tomorrow


Hey relax dude, no need to get upset. I'll represent at the next CWDA meeting.

Now who is skiing where this weekend?

[STD]

I can ski on Sat. The typical ''wherever gets the most snow'' is where I'll end up(Front range resorts), or if there's a posse going somewhere I'm in.

[Lumpy]

Originally posted by Crinkle


what is with pins and md9 fighting everytime they drink??

Logger # 1 at the bar- "I gots me a Ford."

Logger # 2- "I gots me a Chevy."

Logger #1- "I'm gunna take you down boy!"

strangely resembles....

MD9 at bar- "Yeah, I'm riding Pocket Rockets."

Pinner- "What kinda pussy are you?"

MD9 "Time to throw down cheeseboy!"

[Ireallyliketoski]

I'm down with skiing anywhere on Sunday. I'm not skiing Saturday, I'll be climbing in Eldo. Yeah, colorado sucks.

[Ubersheist]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
I got drunk enough last night that I think I became aware of how drunk I was and started playing tricks on myself. Like this morning I woke-up wearing 6 ties.

BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I wish I coulda been out there... Wait...I'm unemployed with a working vehicle... I coulda! Instead I just had to keep skiing the bulletproof snow at our little shit-kicker hill.

[Mountain Junkie]

Originally posted by Ireallyliketoski
I'm down with skiing anywhere on Sunday. I'm not skiing Saturday, I'll be climbing in Eldo. Yeah, colorado sucks.

Er, you sure about that Eldo thing? Looking pretty snowy from here. I guess it might be good alpine training.

I'm down for skiing up on Berthoud on Sunday. Anyone?

[Ireallyliketoski]

Originally posted by Mountain Junkie
Er, you sure about that Eldo thing? Looking pretty snowy from here. I guess it might be good alpine training.

I'm down for skiing up on Berthoud on Sunday. Anyone?

You're right, tommorow will not be a good day to climb in eldo. I'm grateful for the snow, we need it. Instead I'm going to go tour around berthoud pass tommorow and enjoy this beautiful weather, then climb on Sunday, a little flip flop was needed.

Saturday: Areas of blowing snow and a chance of snow showers. Chance for precipitation is 40%. Mostly cloudy, with a high around 21. Wind chill values between -13 and -3. Windy, with a west wind between 40 and 45 mph, with gusts as high as 56 mph.

[hev]

I'll be at the pass tomorrow and probably sunday too.

[STD]

Originally posted by hev
I'll be at the pass tomorrow and probably sunday too.

which pass? ;)

I'm going lift spinning tomorrow....looks like the Beav may be the call...

[board]

Wow sounds like I missed one hell of a party but I was and still am WAAAAAY too sick to even think about drinking.

[Pinner]

My girl, the bravest little lady in Denver that night, had this to say about it:


Sweet meatdrink9....WWF smack down debut, pecker previews and apparent transvestite sightings all within a few short hours. Some of us could never dream a night of boozing to be so eventful!

[extaski]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
or trapped sailing one of those little ships stuck in a bottle.

HAHA CLASSIC ... it happens

[HyRUPz]

Sounds like a slow night in NYC ;)

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Aspen (really)
Jackson (how many)
Whistler (days)
Alta (I, or you)
Silverton (skied?)
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