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Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 02:43 PM
At long last, here is the overdue TR from the Cham mini-summit. It was an intense few days of skiing and partying! Special thanks to Idris for once again hooking us up with the goods, Splat for the hook-ups and LITC for the ride and transceiver/shovel.

Thurs 5 Feb 2004

Arrived. Insane views of Mont Blanc and the Alps flying into Geneva.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/MontBlanc.jpg

Fri 6 Feb 2004

Woke up to this sunrise at Granny's pad. Red in the morning = Storm alert!!!!

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/03-sunrise-Feb6.jpg

We arrived in Cham around 9am and found Splat. He had hooked a place for us across from the tram. Check out the sweet views from the pad looking up the Midi

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04-viewfromroom.jpg

Our first stop was Technique Extreme to get some crampons, a harness, and a morning BJ.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/01-O-face.jpg

Next stop....the Tram! Phil stopped by to say hello, then he went off kiteskiing or doing something gnarly

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/05-flingle-pu-idris.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/05a-crew.jpg

We then found ourselves in a tram heading for the summit of the Aiguille du Midi

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/07-Crew.jpg

Splat Simmons from KISS

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/06-Splat.jpg

We put on our crampons, checked everything and waited in an hour long line to head down the Arete.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/08-Warning.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/10-exittunnel-Pu-Tom-Norbs.jpg

[blizzard flashback]
"This was the first day that the Aiguille was open with the exit tunnel not quite clear of snow and ice. The only people up here now were sightseeing tourists, or skiers who with their guide would walk down the arete knife edge."[/flashback]

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/11-exittunnel-Splat-Tom-Pu.jpg

--Edit: Say No to Red Xs (Thanks Trayc!)

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 02:44 PM
[blizzard flashback] Chamonix- 9000 vertical feet!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/13-Chamonix-9000-vertical-feet.jpg

Your life becomes your ante. YOU are responsible for your existence, in a game where losing means checking out for good.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/12-Skiers-beware.jpg

The trip down the Arete was interesting and hairball in itself. A deep rut had been carved into the mountain and we were clinging onto the loose rope. Splat did a stage dive into a rut and someone else fell on him. I thought he was gone man...for sure. It was much too steep to be fucking around.

Finally we were off the Arete and getting ready to ski. Here's me and Tom. Note the clusterfuck of people on the Arete. The crowded area is the deep rut where Splat fell into.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/14-Pu-Tom.jpg
(No, that is not a cock-ring)

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/15-Aiguille.jpg

Tom took us down the Petit Envers. My bud Norbs and I were in "Kirkwood mode" and veered off the tracks to get some freshies when Tom wasn't looking ;) Then he and Splat busted us. "Stay on the tracks!"

L-R: LITT, Splat, Idris, Norbs
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/17-Enversview-crew.jpg

(Hey ladies, my tongue can reach the tip of my nose ;))
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/18-Pu-Envers.jpg

We negotiated our way into a sketchy crevasse-ridden section.

Then the unfortunate happens as LITT runs away and comes to rest in a shadowy section to the left of your screen, which was a hidden crevasse

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/19-LITC-seq1.jpg

At this point we're all yelling and screaming to see if he's ok. Tom casually looks over his shoulder to see what's up.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/20-LITC-seq2.jpg

LITC is crawling back out of the crevasse.....

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/21-LITC-seq3.jpg
...and Splat arrives so he can throw LITT's ass back into the crevasse ;)

...but enough shenanigans for now.

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 02:45 PM
Skiing through that corridor seemed sketchy

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/22-seracview.jpg

Looking back
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/23-Norbs.jpg

Looking back up towards the top.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/24-lookingback.jpg


Scenery is just nuts. Every photo you snapped looked like a postcard

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/25-scenery.jpg

We found a sun-baked face and Splat went into photog-drill-sergeant mode and started a photoslut session. You can see his head at the bottom right of the screen.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/26-face.jpg



http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/24-drus.jpg

Tom went first to make sure it won't slide. It was soft spring like snow

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/27-face.jpg

Just as Splat finished, he launched off a rock, stuck it and then stepped out of his bindings at the runout, losing his $400 glasses. "Ahhhh fuggit- I'll come back up and look for it tomorrow!" Tom says "It will snow tomorrow!" and runs up to look for it. 15 minutes later Tom's skiing down "Here ya go! It was at the bottom of a head-shaped crater!!!" :D

We continued down towards the refuge and the Mer De Glace. The original plan was to get the last tram for another shot, but that would mean skiing a crevasse ridden zone all tired and beat up in the twilight...plus we missed the last tram.

Splat and Tom ahead of me
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/29-tom-splat-merdeglace.jpg

Looking back
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/30-merdeglace.jpg

T-1000 sent back from the future to terminate zee gapers.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/28-pu-merdeglace.jpg

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 02:45 PM
More random pics pissfarting around on the glacier

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/31-tom-splat.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/34-splat-merdeglace.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/32-pu-merdeglace.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/35-splat-pu-tom-merdeglace.jpg

Then it was Beer o'clock

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/42-chillin.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/43-chillin.jpg



Splat checking in at the El Dorado cafe

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/41-splat-internetwhore.jpg

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 02:47 PM
The day is over, and the night begins.....(Random drunk shots)

Cold-coolin at a bar, and we're looking for some action
(Punani, Norbs and Splat)
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/45-pub.jpg

Well like Mick Jagger says I can't get no satisfaction...
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/44-splatchillin.jpg


Party on the dance floor....pa-pa-party pa-party!!!!!!!!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/47-dancefloor.jpg

shake it...shake it...shake it
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/48-chix.jpg
Shake it like a polaroid picture!!!!!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/49-chix.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/50-chix.jpg

scary cougar
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/51-chix.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/46-sausagefest.jpg

Token Cham drunk shot
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/02-Splat-Pu%7E0.jpg

Huh huh.... Hot farts!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/38-fartage.jpg


Stay tuned for:

- Day trip to Italy
- Portes Du Soleil
- Insane powder day at Les Grand Montets

truth
02-17-2004, 02:51 PM
Europe...enough said.

Pinner
02-17-2004, 02:56 PM
Lesson to all noobs and poseurs. THIS RIGHT HERE is a maggot trip report! http://tetongravity.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

truth
02-17-2004, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Pinner
poseurs.

Is that French?

shirk
02-17-2004, 03:04 PM
WOW :D

Mulletizer
02-17-2004, 03:05 PM
I am still reeling from the shock of seeing Punani refer to a cougar as "scary". What has happened to this man?

Great TR, really enjoyed it. :)

basom
02-17-2004, 03:09 PM
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/normal_44-splatchillin.jpg


SPPPPEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!!

looking good my friend :D

nice tr sp!

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 04:30 PM
Our nightly entertainment: Splat telling us one of his many hilarious life stories. I swear you could write a whole encyclopedia worth of Splat Tales.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/37-splat-dinner%7E0.jpg

Full Moon over Cham

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/39-fullmoon%7E0.jpg

Brevant lit up


http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/40-brevant-night%7E0.jpg

Random Artsy fartsy shots

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04b-view.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04a-view.jpg

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 06:57 PM
Bongiorno!!! Ita isa day 2-a ofa da tripa. We head to Italia....

After a few hours sleep Tom wakes us up and throws us in the van for a trip through the Mont Blanc Tunnel to ski Italy

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/001-tunnel.jpg

The road up the valley to Gressoney/ Monterosa

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/001a-road.jpg

Monterosa was bad-ass. So many chutes, and other cool extreme stuff. Unfortunately the cable car connecting Alagna and Gressoney was shut because of the wind, so all we could do is drool.

Alagna, hiding underneath the clouds
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/01-Alagna.jpg

So we bombed groomers. So much fun....it's like the Alpine Racer arcade game.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/02a-Tom-Splat-LITT.jpg

"I'll ski it for sure!"
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/03-Gnar%20lines.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04-Gressonay.jpg

The Italians take their lunchbreaks seriously. The mountain is deserted between 11 and 1. The crew had a pit stop to grab some ravioli, followed by some magic mushrooms

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/05-magic-mushroom.jpg

That afternoon we skied to the other side of the Monterossa valley

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/06-Gressonay.jpg

After a couple insane runs we got stuck on a chair that broke down for an hour. Howling winds, slow chair. It was almost as bad as chair 4 at Kirkweed, the longest slowest chair in the Sierras. Fortunately we had cool views to keep us entertained.

Looking back.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/08-broken%20chair.jpg


Looking right, scoping lines.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/07-Gressonay.jpg

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 06:58 PM
Howling winds
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/09-howlingwinds.jpg

This was our view for the next hour
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/10-howlingwinds.jpg

We were contemplating a chairlift evac.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/11-stuckonchair.jpg

At around 5:30 we were back on skis. Here's a glimpse of the sunset, seen from across the valley
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/13-sunset.jpg

And we're spent....

Hit the road back to Chamonix
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/12-returntrip.jpg

Mont Blanc tunnel
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/14-montblanctunnel.jpg

The Man!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/16-tom.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/15-tunnelvision.jpg

Ghost truck of the Mont Blanc tunnel.....we were the only car in sight but something came up on the digicam image right around the point where the explosion happened a few years ago (insert twilight zone theme)
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/17-truck.jpg


That night we grabbed some dinner and got hammered once again.

truth
02-17-2004, 07:11 PM
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/normal_17-truck.jpg

Nope...that's bad_roo.

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 07:23 PM
Day 3. Portes Du Soleil.

Splat needed a whole day of sleep to recover from partying til 4am. Idris went snowboarding with his lady friend. Weather was ugly and windy as shit in Chamonix.

LITC took me and Norbs to Portes Du Soleil. The lower elevation runs were shit and rained-on, but we scored pow at the higher elevations.

I was too tired and cold to piss fart around taking snap shots. We found a cool little cornice to session and then a stash of pow. Here's my bud Norbs getting some.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/01-Norbs-pow.jpg

Cool hucks at this area.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/02-face.jpg

Norbs again
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/03-Norbs-pow.jpg

We went on the other side and found loads of fresh. Then we cut over to an off-piste section were an avie had ripped the mountain a new one. I skied down and I literally turned around in 2 seconds and Norbs had disappeared.

I hiked back up to where I last saw him. Each step and pole plant cracked the snow and I could see a weak snowpack. Had to go up there to make sure he wasn't in a treewell , crevasse, or skied off into the avie zone. Luckily he just skied off into another part of the ski area for more fresh. I spent the rest of the day lapping up pow and freaking out, alternately, since he's been known to get him or others he skis with in shit. :D

The road back to Geneva was picturesque

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04-road.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/05-road.jpg

We dropped Norbs off at the airport. I was back at granny's for some rest. Orignally planned to take Monday off and return Tuesday.

Late Sunday night, granny's phone rings. It was Splat.

"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE A KILL BLUEBIRD POWDER DAY!!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK TO CHAM NNNNNNNOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! WE'RE HEADING UP TO THE ENVERS!!!!"

Here I was, dead tired, big home-cooked meal and chilling with Granny.

I repack my unpacked stuff. Gotta get the early bus back to Cham to get the goods!

GT40
02-17-2004, 07:46 PM
:cool:

Killer story and pics!!

:D

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 08:08 PM
Les Grand Montets Feb 9, 2004.

I rolled into town around 10am. Figured Splat and Flingle were already up the Aiguille. Here I was, no tranny, no shovel, no probe, no nothing. Tom was working today.

Hauled ass to Grand Montets up the valley. I haven't had a solo ski session in a long time. It was different. On one hand you got to do whatever you wanted, no group decisions, no stopping and waiting, no one waiting for you. On the other hand, you had no one to scope your lines or call patrol if/when you got fucked up.

Having spent 5 months bumming around in this here parts in between college and the real world and clocking up around 50 days at Les Grand Montets I felt pretty comfortable with all the inbounds stuff and still remember the old stashes- take this sign for instance. I remember some cool steep shit off here.... It drew me closer like a fly to fresh hot steaming dog shit.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/02-Barrer%20Rocheuse.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/01-Barrer%20Rocheuse.jpg

Sure enough, the upside-down man falling off a cliff was a good indicator of what would happen if you fucked up.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/11-le-lavancher-lookingdown.jpg

Note the shark's teeth. It was a freaking cool entrance into le lavancher (a region so huge you ski untracked snow 2-3 days after a storm)

On my first run I squeezed my ass shut and picked a line in between rocks. Half billygoating, half poking to make sure it was pow, not windscoured. It was like the Cham version of Ooops and Poops and Cirque. Skier666 and Tyrone would have been creaming their pants!

I lapped up the left side of Le Lavancher. Nothing but sweeeeet pow in the shade all the way to the bottom.

The special treats were in the last section. No one was hitting it at all. It looked a little concave at the top.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04-stash.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/08-stash.jpg

I was a little sketched skiing this on my own. Every section of Les Grand Montets is avalanche-prone and deadly in the wrong conditions, but a skiers dream when it's right.

It was insane skiing down with a shitload of sluff, I was stoked and shitting my pants at the same time, keeping an eye out for fractures or slides.

Here's the stash I milked that morning- all in the trees that no one had hit. knee deep light dry fluff

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/13-lavancher-tree-stash.jpg

Who got the fresssssshiiiiies? :D
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/06-cheeeeeze.jpg


Back down to the Bochard Gondy for more of Le Lavancher. This time I fell in a no-fall zone and luckily got away with only skid marks in my boxers. It was another sketchy line at the top. I launched into what looked like fresh soft pow, clipped a submerged sharktooth and was sent on my ass, sliding on my back head-first on a steep rock-ridden face at full speed. All I could see was a jagged rock the size of an SUV with a sharp knife-like point. That thing would have either cut me in half or broken me. somehow I managed to avert my slide direction so I missed it by a foot. then I was still heading towards the other sharks teeth. Muscled my way around, skis reconnect, stand up and skied out with about 20 feet before a rocky ragdoll. Fuck it was intense. If I hadn't been constipated on a bread/cheese diet I would have shat my pants.

Chamonix always has a way of spanking you to remind you that you're her bitch.

I lapped up Le Lavancher for the next few hours. No one else was hitting the pow stashes. So siiiick

Top of LL looking down. everything in the shadows = POW!!!!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/10-top%20of%20lavancher.jpg

Part of LL, seen from the chair
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/12-le-lavancher-lookingup.jpg

Schmear
02-17-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Punani
It drew me closer like a fly to fresh hot steaming dog shit.


Contemplating a new sig....

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 08:37 PM
Scenery was just insane.

Here's the view looking towards Mont Blanc taken at the top of Couloir Poubelle. Blizzard fanatics take not of the wall wehre Schmidty, Plake and Hattrup rappeled down.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/03-Poubelle.jpg

The view of Mont Blanc and Aiguille. Somewhere in this frame, possibly at the very second I snapped this shot, This (http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6597) is what was going down. ("A deep day with Splat and Flingle")

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/DSC01060.JPG


Super-Double-Extremo-gnargnar-sketch line

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/15-gnar%20line.jpg

Panoramic view of the Chamonix Valley:
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/09-valley.jpg
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/17-scenery.jpg
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/16-letour.jpg


That afternoon I lapped up the Herse chair wa over skiers right, sticking to the north facing stashes in the shadow. More of the same. lots of soft stuff, some fun lines. legs burning.....

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/07-Brevant-Flegere.jpg

The top tram looked sketchy. It kept breaking down. I remember some heli crashed after clipping the cables a few weeks ago. That, the 45 minute line, and the fact that I was skiing solo without any avie gear meant I'd have to put it off...for now. But I'll be back.


My last run down Le Lavancher was the same- freshies, stll untracked, no one around.

4:20, baby! Time to call it a day.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/18-420.jpg

Staring at the map I figured that 30,000' vert of pow was gotten today. :D


Cruising back to the pad.....Of all the buses in all the ski towns in all the world, Splat and Flingle walks into mine.

"Punani!!!! Wait till you see these pics!!! YOU WILL SHIT!!!!!!"

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic18494.jpg

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic18495.jpg

"Hey guys! Fun day huh?"

We grabbed dinner at an Italian place then Tom dropped me off to Geneva the next morning. I spent the next day chilling with Granny, showing her the extremo ski photos and recapping the past 4 days. Tom cruised by for some dinner then the next morning I was on a flight back to Hell A.....my parole is over and I'm back in my 10th floor cell, pondering my next adventure.

jdabasin
02-17-2004, 09:03 PM
:cool:
GREAT story and pics!!!! Freaking jealous....sounds almost as good as the Utah mini!:D
So.....who got to sample some silly Chamonix biznatches????

Superstar Punani
02-17-2004, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Bullet
Punani, You are so fucking cool right now. That looked like a blast. Question though - did you show those dopes at the french office the correct way to submit their TPS report covers?

Ha! Can you believe work paid me to go there and get drunk with the Euro managerment team and then subsidized a good portion of my skiing expenses? 3 hour lunch breaks with beer and wine, siestas, partying every night. Those guys rule. I'll see if I can get transferred over there for the winter months. I think this whole trip cost me, like, $300!

They did get the memo on using the new TPS report cover sheets :D

ArmchairExtreme
02-17-2004, 10:29 PM
Absofuckinglutely world class trip report, Poon.

comish
02-18-2004, 12:03 AM
Damn that really makes me miss the Alps. Was in Cham about the same time last year. Skiing Glacier Rond and then running into Splat at the top of Brevant. Damn Damn Damn, I want to go back. I will be back.

Excellent report.

Arty50
02-18-2004, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by Punani
If I hadn't been constipated on a bread/cheese diet I would have shat my pants.

Excellent new sig...thank you. :D

Spamhelmet
02-18-2004, 01:49 AM
Classic TR.



:D

Ripzalot
02-18-2004, 02:02 AM
nice report! :D

sorry i didn't make it but the plan and the weather didn't work for me. except that bluebird monday....which i couldn't make anyways. work sucks! ah well, next time....

-jay

ulty_guy
02-18-2004, 02:09 AM
schawing!

bad_roo
02-18-2004, 02:09 AM
Many happy times spent on those hills. Good work fella.

And did you notice how terrible Plake was at rappelling? :D

Idris
02-18-2004, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by bad_roo


And did you notice how terrible Plake was at rappelling? :D

You haven't seen SpPu raplpell ?

ulty_guy
02-18-2004, 04:59 AM
supu/splat- yeah, too bad that your day over in gressoney didn't pan out so great. also, too bad that i was tied up w/ the guide the day you guys were over, but we did get to hit that zube couloir which was absolutely out of this world.

anyways, a bit of a spooky, hide and seek sort of day. the view back on gressoney on the way to the zube....

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic18587.jpg

splat
02-18-2004, 06:41 AM
A new TR standard is born. Nice write-up, Punani. I needed that.
Way fukkin cool.

truth
02-18-2004, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by splat
A new TR standard is born.

Totally uncool voting on TR's that you're featured in...bad form my man.:D

splat
02-18-2004, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by truth
Totally uncool voting on TR's that you're featured in...bad form my man.:D

Strictly a format-based judgement. Was I in there?

Tippster
02-18-2004, 07:13 AM
Outstanding TR.

Please know that I hate you and your fucking job. ;)

Crinkle
02-18-2004, 07:30 AM
supu TR==>so hot right now

truth
02-18-2004, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by Crinkle
supu TR<so hot right now

Crinkle====> Not so hot at the "so hot right now" now.

Crinkle
02-18-2004, 08:01 AM
d'oh, ah man its too early for me to be posting. self JONG

comish
02-18-2004, 01:19 PM
Bump because its off the first page.

Ireallyliketoski
02-18-2004, 01:33 PM
I think that this trip report is the tops.

mountainbored
02-18-2004, 01:35 PM
Holy Megala! Use is da man SuperP! Sure beats "My trip to Big Bear".:D

xboat
02-18-2004, 02:39 PM
man SuPu...this kicks serious tail!

gincognito
02-19-2004, 06:04 AM
Yessir, back to top for this bodacious TR.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and like the arm in the goggle reflection on all the self-portraits),
d.

Superstar Punani
06-21-2004, 03:32 PM
Bizzzzzump for a 2005 Cham Summit nomination!!!!

Mulletizer
06-21-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Punani
Bizzzzzump for a 2005 Cham Summit nomination!!!!

Hehe, I was reading this thread not 15 minutes ago. Cham would be cool but it's a real shame that Mistah Tom isn't there any more.

splat
06-21-2004, 04:04 PM
Thanx for the bump, Pu. Another killer Cham trip, eh?

Did I mention the bouncers gave us some shit in that club, so Pu plugged all the toilets and gave them some shit back? And we drank like 87 drinks people left on our table and never came back after they hit the dance floor. Wicked fukkin nite!
Oh - and the skiing was nice, too.

ducktherope
06-21-2004, 04:33 PM
It is trip report's like this that will someday tear me away from this dismal office and get me on the road to being a professional ski bum.

SuPu for President.

Superstar Punani
07-13-2004, 12:32 AM
^bump

My work here is done :D

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:14 AM
Because some things should not lay fallow in red x oblivion:


At long last, here is the overdue TR from the Cham mini-summit. It was an intense few days of skiing and partying! Special thanks to Idris for once again hooking us up with the goods, Splat for the hook-ups and LITC for the ride and transceiver/shovel.

Thurs 5 Feb 2004

Arrived. Insane views of Mont Blanc and the Alps flying into Geneva.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/MontBlanc.jpg

Fri 6 Feb 2004

Woke up to this sunrise at Granny's pad. Red in the morning = Storm alert!!!!

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/03-sunrise-Feb6.jpg

We arrived in Cham around 9am and found Splat. He had hooked a place for us across from the tram. Check out the sweet views from the pad looking up the Midi

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04-viewfromroom.jpg

Our first stop was Technique Extreme to get some crampons, a harness, and a morning BJ.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/01-O-face.jpg

Next stop....the Tram! Phil stopped by to say hello, then he went off kiteskiing or doing something gnarly

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/05-flingle-pu-idris.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/05a-crew.jpg

We then found ourselves in a tram heading for the summit of the Aiguille du Midi

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/07-Crew.jpg

Splat Simmons from KISS

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/06-Splat.jpg

We put on our crampons, checked everything and waited in an hour long line to head down the Arete.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/08-Warning.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/10-exittunnel-Pu-Tom-Norbs.jpg

[blizzard flashback]
"This was the first day that the Aiguille was open with the exit tunnel not quite clear of snow and ice. The only people up here now were sightseeing tourists, or skiers who with their guide would walk down the arete knife edge."[/flashback]

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/11-exittunnel-Splat-Tom-Pu.jpg

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:15 AM
More restoration

[blizzard flashback] Chamonix- 9000 vertical feet!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/13-Chamonix-9000-vertical-feet.jpg

Your life becomes your ante. YOU are responsible for your existence, in a game where losing means checking out for good.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/12-Skiers-beware.jpg

The trip down the Arete was interesting and hairball in itself. A deep rut had been carved into the mountain and we were clinging onto the loose rope. Splat did a stage dive into a rut and someone else fell on him. I thought he was gone man...for sure. It was much too steep to be fucking around.

Finally we were off the Arete and getting ready to ski. Here's me and Tom. Note the clusterfuck of people on the Arete. The crowded area is the deep rut where Splat fell into.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/14-Pu-Tom.jpg
(No, that is not a cock-ring)

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/15-Aiguille.jpg

Tom took us down the Petit Envers. My bud Norbs and I were in "Kirkwood mode" and veered off the tracks to get some freshies when Tom wasn't looking ;) Then he and Splat busted us. "Stay on the tracks!"

L-R: LITT, Splat, Idris, Norbs
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/17-Enversview-crew.jpg

(Hey ladies, my tongue can reach the tip of my nose ;))
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/18-Pu-Envers.jpg

We negotiated our way into a sketchy crevasse-ridden section.

Then the unfortunate happens as LITT runs away and comes to rest in a shadowy section to the left of your screen, which was a hidden crevasse

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/19-LITC-seq1.jpg

At this point we're all yelling and screaming to see if he's ok. Tom casually looks over his shoulder to see what's up.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/20-LITC-seq2.jpg

LITC is crawling back out of the crevasse.....

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/21-LITC-seq3.jpg
...and Splat arrives so he can throw LITT's ass back into the crevasse ;)

...but enough shenanigans for now.

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:17 AM
Can you tell that I am avoiding the work I must do today?

Skiing through that corridor seemed sketchy

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/22-seracview.jpg

Looking back
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/23-Norbs.jpg

Looking back up towards the top.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/24-lookingback.jpg


Scenery is just nuts. Every photo you snapped looked like a postcard

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/25-scenery.jpg

We found a sun-baked face and Splat went into photog-drill-sergeant mode and started a photoslut session. You can see his head at the bottom right of the screen.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/26-face.jpg



http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/24-drus.jpg

Tom went first to make sure it won't slide. It was soft spring like snow

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/27-face.jpg

Just as Splat finished, he launched off a rock, stuck it and then stepped out of his bindings at the runout, losing his $400 glasses. "Ahhhh fuggit- I'll come back up and look for it tomorrow!" Tom says "It will snow tomorrow!" and runs up to look for it. 15 minutes later Tom's skiing down "Here ya go! It was at the bottom of a head-shaped crater!!!" :D

We continued down towards the refuge and the Mer De Glace. The original plan was to get the last tram for another shot, but that would mean skiing a crevasse ridden zone all tired and beat up in the twilight...plus we missed the last tram.

Splat and Tom ahead of me
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/29-tom-splat-merdeglace.jpg

Looking back
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/30-merdeglace.jpg

T-1000 sent back from the future to terminate zee gapers.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/28-pu-merdeglace.jpg

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:18 AM
I never made it over to Chamonix from Aosta, but I should have

More random pics pissfarting around on the glacier

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/31-tom-splat.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/34-splat-merdeglace.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/32-pu-merdeglace.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/35-splat-pu-tom-merdeglace.jpg

Then it was Beer o'clock

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/42-chillin.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/43-chillin.jpg



Splat checking in at the El Dorado cafe

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/41-splat-internetwhore.jpg

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:20 AM
I'm just jonesing for winter - SA, here I come!

The day is over, and the night begins.....(Random drunk shots)

Cold-coolin at a bar, and we're looking for some action
(Punani, Norbs and Splat)
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/45-pub.jpg

Well like Mick Jagger says I can't get no satisfaction...
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/44-splatchillin.jpg


Party on the dance floor....pa-pa-party pa-party!!!!!!!!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/47-dancefloor.jpg

shake it...shake it...shake it
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/48-chix.jpg
Shake it like a polaroid picture!!!!!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/49-chix.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/50-chix.jpg

scary cougar
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/51-chix.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/46-sausagefest.jpg

Token Cham drunk shot
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/02-Splat-Pu%7E0.jpg

Huh huh.... Hot farts!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/38-fartage.jpg


Stay tuned for:

- Day trip to Italy
- Portes Du Soleil
- Insane powder day at Les Grand Montets

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:21 AM
e-i-g-h-t characters....

Our nightly entertainment: Splat telling us one of his many hilarious life stories. I swear you could write a whole encyclopedia worth of Splat Tales.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/37-splat-dinner%7E0.jpg

Full Moon over Cham

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/39-fullmoon%7E0.jpg

Brevant lit up


http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/40-brevant-night%7E0.jpg

Random Artsy fartsy shots

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04b-view.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04a-view.jpg

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:22 AM
Mio Amore... Italia

Bongiorno!!! Ita isa day 2-a ofa da tripa. We head to Italia....

After a few hours sleep Tom wakes us up and throws us in the van for a trip through the Mont Blanc Tunnel to ski Italy

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/001-tunnel.jpg

The road up the valley to Gressoney/ Monterosa

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/001a-road.jpg

Monterosa was bad-ass. So many chutes, and other cool extreme stuff. Unfortunately the cable car connecting Alagna and Gressoney was shut because of the wind, so all we could do is drool.

Alagna, hiding underneath the clouds
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/01-Alagna.jpg

So we bombed groomers. So much fun....it's like the Alpine Racer arcade game.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/02a-Tom-Splat-LITT.jpg

"I'll ski it for sure!"
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/03-Gnar%20lines.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04-Gressonay.jpg

The Italians take their lunchbreaks seriously. The mountain is deserted between 11 and 1. The crew had a pit stop to grab some ravioli, followed by some magic mushrooms

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/05-magic-mushroom.jpg

That afternoon we skied to the other side of the Monterossa valley

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/06-Gressonay.jpg

After a couple insane runs we got stuck on a chair that broke down for an hour. Howling winds, slow chair. It was almost as bad as chair 4 at Kirkweed, the longest slowest chair in the Sierras. Fortunately we had cool views to keep us entertained.

Looking back.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/08-broken%20chair.jpg


Looking right, scoping lines.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/07-Gressonay.jpg

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:23 AM
posting this batch & then the restoration continues...

Howling winds
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/09-howlingwinds.jpg

This was our view for the next hour
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/10-howlingwinds.jpg

We were contemplating a chairlift evac.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/11-stuckonchair.jpg

At around 5:30 we were back on skis. Here's a glimpse of the sunset, seen from across the valley
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/13-sunset.jpg

And we're spent....

Hit the road back to Chamonix
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/12-returntrip.jpg

Mont Blanc tunnel
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/14-montblanctunnel.jpg

The Man!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/16-tom.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/15-tunnelvision.jpg

Ghost truck of the Mont Blanc tunnel.....we were the only car in sight but something came up on the digicam image right around the point where the explosion happened a few years ago (insert twilight zone theme)
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/17-truck.jpg


That night we grabbed some dinner and got hammered once again.

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:24 AM
45 seconds is a long time to wait


Day 3. Portes Du Soleil.

Splat needed a whole day of sleep to recover from partying til 4am. Idris went snowboarding with his lady friend. Weather was ugly and windy as shit in Chamonix.

LITC took me and Norbs to Portes Du Soleil. The lower elevation runs were shit and rained-on, but we scored pow at the higher elevations.

I was too tired and cold to piss fart around taking snap shots. We found a cool little cornice to session and then a stash of pow. Here's my bud Norbs getting some.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/01-Norbs-pow.jpg

Cool hucks at this area.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/02-face.jpg

Norbs again
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/03-Norbs-pow.jpg

We went on the other side and found loads of fresh. Then we cut over to an off-piste section were an avie had ripped the mountain a new one. I skied down and I literally turned around in 2 seconds and Norbs had disappeared.

I hiked back up to where I last saw him. Each step and pole plant cracked the snow and I could see a weak snowpack. Had to go up there to make sure he wasn't in a treewell , crevasse, or skied off into the avie zone. Luckily he just skied off into another part of the ski area for more fresh. I spent the rest of the day lapping up pow and freaking out, alternately, since he's been known to get him or others he skis with in shit. :D

The road back to Geneva was picturesque

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04-road.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/05-road.jpg

We dropped Norbs off at the airport. I was back at granny's for some rest. Orignally planned to take Monday off and return Tuesday.

Late Sunday night, granny's phone rings. It was Splat.

"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE A KILL BLUEBIRD POWDER DAY!!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK TO CHAM NNNNNNNOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! WE'RE HEADING UP TO THE ENVERS!!!!"

Here I was, dead tired, big home-cooked meal and chilling with Granny.

I repack my unpacked stuff. Gotta get the early bus back to Cham to get the goods!

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:25 AM
Restoration is theraputic for the procrastinator

Les Grand Montets Feb 9, 2004.

I rolled into town around 10am. Figured Splat and Flingle were already up the Aiguille. Here I was, no tranny, no shovel, no probe, no nothing. Tom was working today.

Hauled ass to Grand Montets up the valley. I haven't had a solo ski session in a long time. It was different. On one hand you got to do whatever you wanted, no group decisions, no stopping and waiting, no one waiting for you. On the other hand, you had no one to scope your lines or call patrol if/when you got fucked up.

Having spent 5 months bumming around in this here parts in between college and the real world and clocking up around 50 days at Les Grand Montets I felt pretty comfortable with all the inbounds stuff and still remember the old stashes- take this sign for instance. I remember some cool steep shit off here.... It drew me closer like a fly to fresh hot steaming dog shit.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/02-Barrer%20Rocheuse.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/01-Barrer%20Rocheuse.jpg

Sure enough, the upside-down man falling off a cliff was a good indicator of what would happen if you fucked up.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/11-le-lavancher-lookingdown.jpg

Note the shark's teeth. It was a freaking cool entrance into le lavancher (a region so huge you ski untracked snow 2-3 days after a storm)

On my first run I squeezed my ass shut and picked a line in between rocks. Half billygoating, half poking to make sure it was pow, not windscoured. It was like the Cham version of Ooops and Poops and Cirque. Skier666 and Tyrone would have been creaming their pants!

I lapped up the left side of Le Lavancher. Nothing but sweeeeet pow in the shade all the way to the bottom.

The special treats were in the last section. No one was hitting it at all. It looked a little concave at the top.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/04-stash.jpg

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/08-stash.jpg

I was a little sketched skiing this on my own. Every section of Les Grand Montets is avalanche-prone and deadly in the wrong conditions, but a skiers dream when it's right.

It was insane skiing down with a shitload of sluff, I was stoked and shitting my pants at the same time, keeping an eye out for fractures or slides.

Here's the stash I milked that morning- all in the trees that no one had hit. knee deep light dry fluff

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/13-lavancher-tree-stash.jpg

Who got the fresssssshiiiiies? :D
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/06-cheeeeeze.jpg


Back down to the Bochard Gondy for more of Le Lavancher. This time I fell in a no-fall zone and luckily got away with only skid marks in my boxers. It was another sketchy line at the top. I launched into what looked like fresh soft pow, clipped a submerged sharktooth and was sent on my ass, sliding on my back head-first on a steep rock-ridden face at full speed. All I could see was a jagged rock the size of an SUV with a sharp knife-like point. That thing would have either cut me in half or broken me. somehow I managed to avert my slide direction so I missed it by a foot. then I was still heading towards the other sharks teeth. Muscled my way around, skis reconnect, stand up and skied out with about 20 feet before a rocky ragdoll. Fuck it was intense. If I hadn't been constipated on a bread/cheese diet I would have shat my pants.

Chamonix always has a way of spanking you to remind you that you're her bitch.

I lapped up Le Lavancher for the next few hours. No one else was hitting the pow stashes. So siiiick

Top of LL looking down. everything in the shadows = POW!!!!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/10-top%20of%20lavancher.jpg

Part of LL, seen from the chair
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/12-le-lavancher-lookingup.jpg

bklyn
07-06-2006, 10:26 AM
d--e-n-d

Scenery was just insane.

Here's the view looking towards Mont Blanc taken at the top of Couloir Poubelle. Blizzard fanatics take not of the wall wehre Schmidty, Plake and Hattrup rappeled down.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/03-Poubelle.jpg

The view of Mont Blanc and Aiguille. Somewhere in this frame, possibly at the very second I snapped this shot, This (http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6597) is what was going down. ("A deep day with Splat and Flingle")

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/DSC01060.JPG


Super-Double-Extremo-gnargnar-sketch line

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/15-gnar%20line.jpg

Panoramic view of the Chamonix Valley:
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/09-valley.jpg
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/17-scenery.jpg
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/16-letour.jpg


That afternoon I lapped up the Herse chair wa over skiers right, sticking to the north facing stashes in the shadow. More of the same. lots of soft stuff, some fun lines. legs burning.....

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/07-Brevant-Flegere.jpg

The top tram looked sketchy. It kept breaking down. I remember some heli crashed after clipping the cables a few weeks ago. That, the 45 minute line, and the fact that I was skiing solo without any avie gear meant I'd have to put it off...for now. But I'll be back.


My last run down Le Lavancher was the same- freshies, stll untracked, no one around.

4:20, baby! Time to call it a day.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/18-420.jpg

Staring at the map I figured that 30,000' vert of pow was gotten today. :D


Cruising back to the pad.....Of all the buses in all the ski towns in all the world, Splat and Flingle walks into mine.

"Punani!!!! Wait till you see these pics!!! YOU WILL SHIT!!!!!!"

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic18494.jpg

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic18495.jpg

"Hey guys! Fun day huh?"

We grabbed dinner at an Italian place then Tom dropped me off to Geneva the next morning. I spent the next day chilling with Granny, showing her the extremo ski photos and recapping the past 4 days. Tom cruised by for some dinner then the next morning I was on a flight back to Hell A.....my parole is over and I'm back in my 10th floor cell, pondering my next adventure.

Superstar Punani
07-06-2006, 10:45 AM
Trayc, You fuckin rule! How'd you fix the red X's?

Thanks for bringing back some mammaries. :D

Oooh. I just had to remove the "normal_" from the image tag. Fixed.

GPPS
12-07-2006, 05:25 AM
Wow. Chamonix looks amazing! :)

I'd hate to fall in a crevasse though! :(

jumpturn
02-28-2009, 01:43 PM
Holy archives, fatman!


[blizzard flashback] Chamonix- 9000 vertical feet!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/06-Splat.jpg


Splat from the pre-Broletariat days! Rossis? WTF?


[blizzard flashback] Chamonix- 9000 vertical feet!
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10325/05a-crew.jpg


Whoa! Some retro dudes! Complete with grainy, fuzzy low pixel photos!
Where's the one-piece?

Looks like phil is providing ground support .... or trying to escape .... good job holding splat's poles....


[blizzard flashback] Chamonix- 9000 vertical feet!
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic18494.jpg


Damn! I guess they (or at least tom) got the goods even back in the day on that rental gear! http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

splat
03-01-2009, 12:55 PM
Rental gear.....bwaaaaaaa! Those are some old B3s Moles gave me. Their soft shitty nature on the snow might well have been the inspiration for PM Gear. Damn, that was a good trip that was followed by the Tahoe Summit, which clearly kicked ass.

http://www.powdermag.com/features/news/maggots4/index.html

Mulletizer
03-01-2009, 03:56 PM
That's hilarious. The Roos, Chowdah Rider and I were talking about this thread and its infamous event and participants only on Thursday. Great to see it bumped.