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rideit
07-16-2006, 02:41 PM
Word is he is selling the condo in Jackson, and just closed on some property up in Alta, WY.
Am I going to be trading brown betty recipes with Laura at Broulim's?

Yeesh. This SUCKS.

GheePup
07-16-2006, 02:54 PM
Well, this sure is frightening news. I see an influx of black Lincolns cruzing around town in the near future. Does this mean they will be expanding the airport so that Airforce 1 can land here in my backyard? That might be kinda fun to watch it land and take off out my back window.

If you happen to go Elk hunting with him make sure you shoot him before you shoot him.

cj001f
07-16-2006, 03:00 PM
When did a $3 million home in Teton Pines become a condo?

rideit
07-16-2006, 03:03 PM
When did a $3 million home in Teton Pines become a condo?
When Cheney bought it as a condo, in order to not be a resident of Texas, and be eligable to run for V.P. At least that is what I have been told.
Hmm..expansion of the Driggs airport...scary as fuck. This place is getting as carved up as late model Cher.

GheePup
07-16-2006, 03:15 PM
Driggs International Airport would = "Run away! Run awaaaay!!"

skiing-in-jackson
07-16-2006, 03:25 PM
I've heard no news of this on this side.

Besides, Dick owns a pretty large spread in the Pines- a large home- definitely not a condo. Also, I believe he was a founding partner in the Pines back in the mid-80's

rideit
07-16-2006, 03:28 PM
Guess who is the money behind Teton Springs?




hmmm...The Pines.

GheePup
07-16-2006, 03:43 PM
I'd like to know who is backing River Rim at the other end of the valley and kick 'em in the cunt. Maybe my wish will come true on Thursday when I attend the big bash they are holding out there. It should be an interesting party. The work is good and all but...my god that place is going to be a new ulta-exclusive town complete with another private golf course, shopping and restaurants. Just what we fuckin' need. :eek:

rideit
07-16-2006, 03:45 PM
just wait until you see final plans for the Huntsman's project (1800 high end homes) and the Buxton's (out by the sod farms.) This place is kinda fucked.
Did you see the new roads in the fields out by Horseshoe canyon?
Not to mention 1000 S., by Aspen Grove?

freshie247
07-16-2006, 06:30 PM
I'm going to have to quote Jay & Silent Bob Strike back.F*CK him in his stupid a**,he's Clown Shoes!

Benny Profane
07-16-2006, 06:49 PM
Yeah, but ya gotta admit, after all, he has great taste when choosing a place to live. fucker.

Steven S. Dallas
07-16-2006, 07:01 PM
That would be annoying, but hey, at least he's actually from Wyoming. Plus, this increases the chance that he'll be eaten by bears.

rideit
07-16-2006, 07:08 PM
Yeah, I can't fault him. I just hope this place can stay even the teensiest bit 'off the radar, but the word is out on Teton Valley. It is not so much his own actual presence as the circus that surrounds him...with his legacy, I think he will have a pretty active security detail for a lONG while. It is the though of traffic jams trying to get up to Targhee on a powder day, the black limos speeding around, blocking off roads, closing rivers (yup) and the like that kind of freaks me out...and if it is good enough here for Mr. Cheney and Paul Allen, who else is gonna find this place too great to not have a place in?

GheePup
07-16-2006, 07:26 PM
Well my next project will be building a house out in Tetonia for the former owners of the Sun Valley ski resort. They want to move to someplace more rural than Sun Valley. Fuck me!

The Suit
07-16-2006, 07:40 PM
I'd like to know who is backing River Rim at the other end of the valley and kick 'em in the cunt. Maybe my wish will come true on Thursday when I attend the big bash they are holding out there. It should be an interesting party. The work is good and all but...my god that place is going to be a new ulta-exclusive town complete with another private golf course, shopping and restaurants. Just what we fuckin' need. :eek:I think that's Ron Saypol, the developer of the Seven Mile River Ranch in Daniel. I don't think he has a cunt.

Jim S
07-16-2006, 07:46 PM
I have two words for you, my friend:

Cheney's
daughters


PARTY ON! :FIREdevil

GheePup
07-16-2006, 07:54 PM
This thread is now worthless without nekkid pics of Dick's daughters.

edit: for the nekkid part

cj001f
07-16-2006, 08:36 PM
This thread is now worthless without nekkid pics of Dick's daughters.
:nonono2: :hurl:

I'm pretty sure dick owned the teton pines place well before it became his 'primary residence'

splat
07-16-2006, 08:52 PM
I have two words for you, my friend:

Cheney's
daughters


PARTY ON! :FIREdevil

Then I have three words for him:

grow a pussy

Blurred
07-16-2006, 09:35 PM
just wait until you see final plans for the Huntsman's project (1800 high end homes) and the Buxton's (out by the sod farms.) This place is kinda fucked.
Did you see the new roads in the fields out by Horseshoe canyon?
Not to mention 1000 S., by Aspen Grove?

This just in. ALL resort towns are experiencing tremendous growth. Even Sol Vista (for fucks sake) is exploding.

powderfinger
07-16-2006, 09:39 PM
Hopefully his heart gives out soon so he can't cause anymore damage to the environment, this country and the rest of God's green earth.

P_McPoser
07-16-2006, 09:45 PM
Hopefully his heart gives out soon so he can't cause anymore damage to the environment, this country and the rest of God's green earth.

How does it feel to be an asshole?

Benny Profane
07-16-2006, 09:54 PM
Didn't it give out like 3 or 4 times already?

And I'll second that. That man is pure evil.

P_McPoser
07-16-2006, 09:58 PM
Eh, I guess I'm just to kind to WISH for someone's death.

kidwoo
07-16-2006, 10:00 PM
Eh, I guess I'm just to kind to WISH for someone's death.


How do you feel about osama bin laden?

P_McPoser
07-16-2006, 10:04 PM
How do you feel about osama bin laden?

Like I said, I don't wish for anyone's death. It is my one flaw, I am a softy. :nonono2:

kidwoo
07-16-2006, 10:05 PM
Like I said, I don't wish for anyone's death. It is my one flaw, I am a softy. :nonono2:

I'll take up the slack and wish for the death of both.:)

P_McPoser
07-16-2006, 10:08 PM
I'll take up the slack and wish for the death of both.:)

Wait I take it back. I do wish for the death of Celine Dion.

Jim S
07-16-2006, 10:09 PM
Wait I take it back. I do wish for the death of Celine Dion.
How about a compromise: having Osama listen to Celine


...for life!

Tippster
07-16-2006, 10:15 PM
http://www.gothampublicworks.com/images/gallery/penguin-pipes.jpg

You do realise you have to make the "MEH-meh-meh-meh..." sound everytime you see him, dontcha?

Oh, and his daughter (has only one, AFAIK) isn't hot, and doesn't like the cock.

http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/afpji/20060514/060514200520.1ux3pl290_mary-cheneyb.jpg

kidwoo
07-16-2006, 10:20 PM
doesn't like the cock.



The feeling is mutual.

powderfinger
07-16-2006, 11:35 PM
I'm an asshole and dick cheney is Mother Teresa.

Lexi-Bell
07-17-2006, 12:03 AM
There's only a handfull of people in the world I'd like to see gone, and Cheney's one.

And yeah, it feels pretty good to be an asshole. You should try it.

Rippinsick
07-17-2006, 01:43 AM
Just wait and see what happens to Targhee in the next 5-10 years.

13
07-17-2006, 08:58 AM
Sweet, you get to look forward to blackhawk helicopters buzzing your house and having the secret service conduct an in-depth background check on you and your family -- including posts you've made on TGR.

Jim S
07-17-2006, 09:12 AM
including posts you've made on TGR.

What is the time and date of the maggot's militia Lous Farrakhan annual arms fundraiser?

72Twenty
07-17-2006, 09:16 AM
shit... My parents have property in Alta, WY....

Plakespear
07-17-2006, 10:14 AM
How does it feel to be an asshole?

Shouldn't you ask Cheney that question?

grinder
07-17-2006, 10:27 AM
When Cheney bought it as a condo, in order to not be a resident of Texas, and be eligable to run for V.P. At least that is what I have been told.
Hmm..expansion of the Driggs airport...scary as fuck. This place is getting as carved up as late model Cher.

Cheney's Wyoming Native. Casper. If you go try to spend some time in Casper it explains a lot about how one could become such a fucking bitter asshole.

Viva
07-17-2006, 10:51 AM
If you go try to spend some time in Casper it explains a lot about how one could become such a fucking bitter asshole.

Don't go hating on Casper!

rideit
07-17-2006, 12:47 PM
Just wait and see what happens to Targhee in the next 5-10 years.
Yeah, I am pretty intimate with the master plan for the ghee... but the expansion is limited, and the real estate development contained, and known. It is the wholesale carving up of the entire valley into .25-2.5 acre chunks that is FAR more worrisome. Targhee is getting some pretty aggressive cock-blocking on their development plans, trust me, I know. My own project up there has been put on hold indefinitely for review by the FS, and it was a fairly benign trail project.

72Twenty
07-17-2006, 01:41 PM
Cheney's Wyoming Native. Casper. If you go try to spend some time in Casper it explains a lot about how one could become such a fucking bitter asshole.

Are you from Casper?

PassTheDutchie
07-17-2006, 02:04 PM
Remember: knives don't kill people; people kill people.

http://lfino.com/images/mdf122000.jpg

P_McPoser
07-17-2006, 02:49 PM
Cheney's Wyoming Native. Casper. If you go try to spend some time in Casper it explains a lot about how one could become such a fucking bitter asshole.

I would guess it was his self described "summers digging ditches in the oil fields."
I think that would make me pretty bitter.
But the guy's evil snarl lip? Don't know about that. Practice, Practice, Practice, I imagine.

cj001f
07-17-2006, 02:52 PM
But the guy's evil snarl lip? Don't know about that. Practice, Practice, Practice, I imagine.
If by Practice you mean Heart Attack, yes

P_McPoser
07-17-2006, 03:23 PM
If by Practice you mean Heart Attack, yes

Heh, what was that sketch? I remember something like that on SNL or something a while back.