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splat
05-12-2006, 03:49 PM
Here's a pic of the women's shirt....and the scoop on ordering:

Men's Colors: black, stone green, white, powder blue
Sizes: small, medium, large, xl, xxl

Women's Colors: black, pink, fuschia red, yellow, powder blue
Sizes: small, medium, large

Shirts are $20 sent snail mail.
$22 sent priority mail.
$25 USD to Canuckistan.

Direct buy link off our site: http://www.pmgearusa.com/fkna.htm OR http://www.pmgearusa.com/oldsite/fkna.htm

If you have ordered off our website in the past, we have the NSA database to bill your card automatically through the Langely computer. Just send your full name and address to sales@pmgearusa.com. Please put Tee Shirts in the subject line in case your mail gets spam filtered.

If using paypal, use the same e addy.
[edit: There seems to be a glitch in emailing directly to sales@pmg, but using sales@ will work for paypal.
Anyone whose info we have can email me at pat@pmg. I hope.]
Euros, etc, we can add on overseas mailing charges after shipping when ordering from the website.

Specify size, color . Morgan is wearing the women's small in the picture below.

Any other questions, just fire away.................:biggrin:

erica_z
05-12-2006, 03:50 PM
FKNA...I want one. :biggrin:

Bodhi
05-12-2006, 03:51 PM
^^ditto^^

peace,
D.

Joey Bag O' Donuts
05-12-2006, 03:56 PM
1 shirt paleeeze!

Viva
05-12-2006, 03:59 PM
I'll trade my tee in for one set of soft BROs, please.

f2f
05-12-2006, 03:59 PM
even before i've seen the pictures: i want one :)

Bodhi
05-12-2006, 04:00 PM
1 shirt paleeeze!Hey Dirt Monkey, stay outta trouble with the Man for the weinie-roast...let me know what I missed.

And Splat, I actually will need two of those shirts, the SO is gonna want one as well...what was I thinking saying only one.:biggrin:

peace,
D.

Jim S
05-12-2006, 04:02 PM
I don't know what they look like but I'm sure I'll DRIVE OVER anytime to pick 'em up STAT!!!!!

seanyob
05-12-2006, 04:06 PM
I'll take three please...

TWINS
05-12-2006, 04:09 PM
How about a shirt with the 179 stiffs you are going to make me in july?

bc
05-12-2006, 04:11 PM
even before i've seen the pictures: i want one :)Yeah, he'll probably make 'em bright pink or something as soon as he gets all the preorders.

I want one too.

splat
05-12-2006, 04:14 PM
Jim S models.........

berko
05-12-2006, 04:17 PM
How about a shirt with the 179 stiffs you are going to make me in july?


What he said.

splat
05-12-2006, 04:30 PM
Sorry, but tee shirts are a product that helps us stay in bizness without charging $750 for the Bros.
We have a lot of good will, but even as a money-loser, we don't qualify for status as a charity and can't afford to be one. :rolleyes:

Jim S
05-12-2006, 04:31 PM
see your PM

bklyn
05-12-2006, 04:39 PM
I want a shirt too!

TWINS
05-12-2006, 04:40 PM
Sorry, but tee shirts are a product that helps us stay in bizness without charging $750 for the Bros.
We have a lot of good will, but even as a money-loser, we don't qualify for status as a charity and can't afford to be one. :rolleyes:I can afford to buy one.Looks like Spam for dinner tonight,Oh Well.

sfotex
05-12-2006, 04:41 PM
I'll take two.

yogachik
05-12-2006, 04:42 PM
save me one, por favor

Hayduke
05-12-2006, 04:58 PM
x2 to the UK please. Cheers Pat.

Theodore
05-12-2006, 05:00 PM
Count me in.

bdog
05-12-2006, 05:04 PM
PM sent.

Squirrel99
05-12-2006, 05:08 PM
<<<< Just picked up the first ones off the press. This space reserved for pics.>>>>

paging Ty & Splat...

I'm still waiting to see the topsheets on the superduperuber top secret:

"FKNieve" ski (sponsored by some south american outfit, of course) ;)
I bet there could be some hot vixens from the lenas snow fashion show as part of the graphics!

(for gringos- nieve is 'snow' en espanol)

splat
05-12-2006, 05:32 PM
That's next, SQ!

- For anyone who has ordered anything from us in the past, we can run it through our system based on your previous order info.

thx,

splat

irul&ublo
05-12-2006, 05:49 PM
I want a shirt too!

NO!!!!!!!!:D

TWINS
05-12-2006, 05:52 PM
You don`t sound like you are on vacation anymore.That sure was a short one,vacation that is.

kona12
05-12-2006, 06:06 PM
Count me in. I didn't see an order form on PMgearusa.com. Is this the official order form or should we PM?

P_McPoser
05-12-2006, 06:10 PM
Put me down for 1, mang.

mushmouth
05-12-2006, 06:13 PM
i2want1...

Ubersheist
05-12-2006, 06:27 PM
You know I'd want one or two...

MeatPuppet
05-12-2006, 06:33 PM
This is a no-brainer, I'll take two. Let us know when the Pay Pal address is up.

freshie247
05-12-2006, 06:43 PM
Hey SPlat,

I'm in,I'd like to see the color choices!

TurxSki
05-12-2006, 07:09 PM
Me likey a couple too, please. Black will be fine, but maybe green/red/purple ?
I'll PM you.
Just Mens T's or Wimmins stylee too ? FKNA :cool:

Shredgar
05-12-2006, 08:00 PM
Please count me in.

Tippster
05-12-2006, 08:02 PM
I'm down. XXL for me please... I've been working out!

(my fork. :( )

Jim S
05-12-2006, 08:13 PM
Local wildlife photos at dusk. Note Mt Rose slopes next to subject's right ear.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/IntenseJim/Ski/Splat%20FKNA/SplatPMRose.jpg

The heck with that Shakira thread, check out the bootie on this mo' fo' with the highly coveted FKNA T-shirt!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/IntenseJim/Ski/Splat%20FKNA/SplatFKNAbootie.jpg

splat
05-12-2006, 08:25 PM
Wow, Jim, you're fast! Here's the women's version, as posted in my first post.

http://tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13288&stc=1&d=1147486956

erica_z
05-12-2006, 08:27 PM
awesome, splat-man!

:yourock:

splat
05-12-2006, 08:29 PM
And another back shot sans bootay..........

mntlion
05-12-2006, 08:31 PM
need to get a bunch to the alberta maggot crew...

splat
05-12-2006, 08:35 PM
Logo shot, courtesy of my lovely friend, Morgan.....

slim
05-12-2006, 08:37 PM
can i special order one in pink that says FKNGAY for Castro night?

bklyn
05-12-2006, 08:40 PM
NO!!!!!!!!:D

What?!? No love? ;)

I'd like the black ladies version.
Thx. Same order info as the skis.

schindlerpiste
05-12-2006, 08:49 PM
I want a shirt for the Mrs.

iceman
05-12-2006, 08:58 PM
I'm down, just let us know how to order.

splat
05-12-2006, 09:03 PM
here's a couple shots of Morgan sporting the pocket (there is no pocket) logo....

Order info is on the first post now.

G
05-12-2006, 09:35 PM
can i special order one in pink that says FKNGAY for Castro night?

Heh.



So, how much for the Nekkid photos of Morgan? (We know you have some)

Squatch
05-12-2006, 09:45 PM
how much for a shirt with morgan's phone number?

XtrPickels
05-12-2006, 10:01 PM
sick

large or medium or large or medium...

splat you're a decent sized dude right?
What about a guy 5'11", 165 who enjoys long walks on the beach?

dfinn
05-12-2006, 10:03 PM
can they be picked up somewhere in the reno area to save on shipping?

splat
05-12-2006, 11:17 PM
I'm 6-1, 200 lbs. I'm going to wash the shirt I'm wearing tonite to see how it shrinks. 100% cotton, ya know.

$20 whether I mail them or you pick them up. Either way, it's likely gonna end up costin stamps or gas.
You wanna burn a gallon of fuel to save $1.85?

Here's Jim S doin the FKNA point....

Tippster
05-12-2006, 11:18 PM
Hmmmm.....


Sorry, unable to deliver your message to sales@pmgearusa.com for
the following reason:

552 Quota violation for sales@pmgearusa.com

A copy of the original message below this line:

splat
05-12-2006, 11:34 PM
OMG!!!!

We've violated the FKNA prime directive!

you get my mail back atchya?

edit: You're right, Tipp. I got that, too. Twoplanker, whaddup?

Jim S
05-12-2006, 11:50 PM
Im 6'2" and 190 lbs. I got the L but need the XL for sure.

kona12
05-13-2006, 12:05 AM
I know we always want want want but I have another question. The FKNA shirt rocks but another shirt I really want is one of those Bro model shirts that you were sport'n at the Mammoth mini. Any plans for a run of those?

splat
05-13-2006, 12:09 AM
I know we always want want want but I have another question. The FKNA shirt rocks but another shirt I really want is one of those Bro model shirts that you were sport'n at the Mammoth mini. Any plans for a run of those?

There were only three of those shirts made.
Shoelaces and huck4bucks have the other two.
But if the demand exists, I bet we could get more made.

Pow4Brains
05-13-2006, 12:11 AM
What R the other colours?

leroy jenkins
05-13-2006, 12:21 AM
[(Belushi Voice) How much for zee woman?]

I don't see these anywhere on the pmgear site, so I'm assuming that this is just the superspecialpreavailiable maggots dibs thread? If that is the case, then I would like one whenever they become availiable. Black, medium.

TJ.Brk
05-13-2006, 12:26 AM
OH please can I have one. Ok getting the plastic out now. But how will the blond girl fit in the box?;) ;) ;) ;)

splat
05-13-2006, 12:35 AM
What R the other colours?

Stone green, light blue, black, and white in men's.
Black, pink, and a fushia red in women's.

LJ -They're heeeere.
Order info is on the first post of the thread.
There's a glitch in emailing directly to sales@pmg, but paypal will work.
Anyone whose info we have can email me at pat@pmg. I hope.
And yes, your appraisal pretty much sums it up.
TJ - niiiice.

Pow4Brains
05-13-2006, 01:03 AM
I'm in for a xl in stone green......i'll have the paypal set up tomorrow:yourock:

hucksquaw
05-13-2006, 01:14 AM
sick

large or medium or large or medium...

splat you're a decent sized dude right?
What about a guy 5'11", 165 who enjoys long walks on the beach?

xs in pink?

horizon
05-13-2006, 03:28 AM
I need one to the UK, black, L size (good for 5'11 and 195 pounds?)

Is it easier if you ship it together with Hayduke's order?

(actually, Hayduke, could you add this to your order and I'll give you the &#163;?)

Jim S
05-13-2006, 07:55 AM
getting the plastic out now. Safe sex. Smart.
But how will the blond girl fit in the box?;) ;) ;) ;) Foo'. You're supposed to fit in her box.

How r ya, Teej? :fm:

bdog
05-13-2006, 08:38 AM
Paypal sent. Fine looking shirts!

Tippster
05-13-2006, 10:30 AM
Black & Green please, Splatdaddy!

Tyrone Shoelaces
05-13-2006, 10:35 AM
Dammit Splat! Whad I tol you?! It's F K N EIGH !

Steven S. Dallas
05-13-2006, 10:52 AM
Oh shit yes, daddy's got a new t shirt.

Shiiiit.

Squatch
05-13-2006, 12:20 PM
Dammit Splat! Whad I tol you?! It's F K N EIGH !

Or, I suppose, FKNeh? for you canucks

FartBag Commando
05-13-2006, 12:28 PM
Noice! Splat, just put an order in through paypal and it appears to have worked. Thanks!

splat
05-13-2006, 01:03 PM
Coupla thangs:

Paypal is working for orders sent to salesATpmgearusa.com.
Please forward any special requests, foreign orders Qs, and billings to your account with us to patATpmgearusa.com with Tee Shirts in the subject line.
It's really hard for me to keep track of pms, so please email, as my box gets douched on a regular basis due to the volume of pms, causing me to lose track of any communictaions here.
I'll be working on some putting up shots of the colors today, as well as shipping rates to Euroland.

Thanx.


edit: 2P is going to try to get a button for the shirts on the website. That way, we can take cc's and add foreign delivery costs on after we know how much they are. I just went to the post office and it appears it will be around $8 for for 1 shirt to the UK and other Euro locales for 4-7 day delivery. We were going to keep it local here, but the functionality to take cc's for overseas customaters will make it easier. Just don't tell everyone they can order off the website. :wink:

EDIT!: MAD PROPS TO FOCUS FOR PULLING TOGETHER THE FONT AND ILLUSTRATOR FILES TO MAKE THIS SHIRT POSSIBLE!

flatNshallow
05-13-2006, 02:17 PM
1 small (womens) and 1 XL (Mens)... colors TBD once we see 'em.

Sweet, simple graphics - well done!

iggyskier
05-13-2006, 02:36 PM
Paypal sent.

They look sick.

Thanks! :D

random
05-14-2006, 11:30 AM
^ what he said! rockin, thanks

Tippster
05-14-2006, 02:17 PM
So you know how G-mail scans your e-mails for key words and suggests a link at the top of the page? This one came up when Splat wrote me about these shirts:

Invest Like a Simpleton (http://www.fool.com/news/commentary/2006/commentary06051306.htm)

mushmouth
05-14-2006, 03:07 PM
paypal sent. anticipation begun. satifaction nearing.

CRACKER
05-15-2006, 08:17 AM
. The FKNA shirt rocks but another shirt I really want is one of those Bro model shirts that you were sport'n at the Mammoth mini. Any plans for a run of those?
I was thinkin the same thing when i saw Tyrone sportn one in a pick last year.

bad_roo
05-15-2006, 08:21 AM
http://tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13288&stc=1&d=1147486956

Spats has a great ass.

iceman
05-15-2006, 08:38 AM
Order info is on the first post of the thread.


Bump because it took me a while to figure this out.

Splat - could you edit the colors and sizes into that first post so I don't have to read this whole thread, please?

shmerham
05-15-2006, 08:55 AM
I know we always want want want but I have another question. The FKNA shirt rocks but another shirt I really want is one of those Bro model shirts that you were sport'n at the Mammoth mini. Any plans for a run of those?

Thirded... I think. What do these look like?

divegirl
05-15-2006, 09:05 AM
I want one!!

bklyn
05-15-2006, 09:22 AM
Spats has a great ass.

Bwahhhahahahaha!

pechelman
05-15-2006, 09:26 AM
Bump because it took me a while to figure this out.

Splat - could you edit the colors and sizes into that first post so I don't have to read this whole thread, please?

are pics of the other colors posted somewhere too?
I could have missed them in this thread cause Im a bit colorblind.

splat
05-15-2006, 09:28 AM
Got colors and sizes listed in the first post now. Thanks, ice. Things came together rather suddenly.

bklyn
05-15-2006, 09:36 AM
Thirded... I think. What do these look like?
Front:
http://publicpics.trayc.com/mmini06/mmini6350.JPG
Back says "Model Bro" in the same fonts as on the skis.

Twoplanker
05-15-2006, 09:57 AM
For those of you wanting a shirt, but not wanting to use PayPal, you can use the following link which will add your shirt to a secure shopping cart.

http://www.pmgearusa.com/fkna.htm

This is for U.S. Priority Mail. I'll add a link later for overseas / Canadiastan shipping, etc.

splat
05-15-2006, 10:00 AM
With the link 2P just put up, we can ship foreign orders and add the postage amount onto the card charge.
It's still a little vague on the costs to Belarus and Pago Pago.

Twoplanker
05-15-2006, 10:03 AM
With the link 2P just put up, we can ship foreign orders and add the postage amount onto the card charge.
It's still a little vague on the costs to Belarus and Pago Pago.

Dammit, the market for FKNA shirts on Pago Pago is HOT right now.

:cussing:

bklyn
05-15-2006, 02:14 PM
FKNA Fast!
Already got my shirts. Thx!

splat
05-15-2006, 03:55 PM
Just picked up the Xl's, ordered XXL's in men's, and found out we have the three women's sizes in yellow and powder blue also.

All info is in the first post of this thread.

DrRy
05-15-2006, 04:04 PM
For those of you wanting a shirt, but not wanting to use PayPal, you can use the following link which will add your shirt to a secure shopping cart.

http://www.pmgearusa.com/fkna.htm

This is for U.S. Priority Mail. I'll add a link later for overseas / Canadiastan shipping, etc.

Right on. Thank you for this.

Buzzworthy
05-15-2006, 04:46 PM
For those of you wanting a shirt,

You stocking any at your place?

gonzo
05-15-2006, 05:23 PM
large green just ordered.

sales@pmgearusa.com email is still jammed up btw.

Obstruction
05-15-2006, 06:23 PM
One black xtra large no paypal extra cheese. Thanks for the online VISA option.

Twoplanker
05-15-2006, 10:59 PM
You stocking any at your place?

As soon as Pat send me some.

verbier61
05-16-2006, 02:15 AM
I'm tuned for shipping to yurp!

squaremountain_local
05-16-2006, 04:11 AM
With the link 2P just put up, we can ship foreign orders and add the postage amount onto the card charge.
It's still a little vague on the costs to Belarus and Pago Pago.

I tried:
Your transaction was declined. Please check the all of your billing information is correct and up to date.

Guess the country (netherlands) selection makes it fail. Any other way to get a shirt in Europe?

hemas
05-16-2006, 04:24 AM
I tried:
Your transaction was declined. Please check the all of your billing information is correct and up to date.

Guess the country (netherlands) selection makes it fail. Any other way to get a shirt in Europe?

I think they are working on it.... If I understood correctly TwoPlanker's post, the original link is just for US customers...

I wanna get mine here in NL as well...

Tectonically_Neglected
05-16-2006, 05:21 AM
I'm down, just let us know how to order.

Me2

2x shirts in L please

Edit: wanted to quote Hemas' above post. I want mine in NL also.

98765

splat
05-16-2006, 08:50 AM
I tried:
Your transaction was declined. Please check the all of your billing information is correct and up to date.

Guess the country (netherlands) selection makes it fail. Any other way to get a shirt in Europe?

I can push that order through for you. I forgot that we have trouble with foreign orders, but even if it's declined I can make it go through.
You should get a confirmation email it went.

hemas
05-16-2006, 09:13 AM
Splat, mine is bouncing as well.

splat
05-16-2006, 09:17 AM
Splat, mine is bouncing as well.

I just put it through, hemas. Good to go. Thx!

Bodhi
05-16-2006, 09:17 AM
For those of you wanting a shirt, but not wanting to use PayPal, you can use the following link which will add your shirt to a secure shopping cart.

http://www.pmgearusa.com/fkna.htm

This is for U.S. Priority Mail. I'll add a link later for overseas / Canadiastan shipping, etc.Sweet!! Thank you for the url...ordered two XL's last night...

peace,
D.

hemas
05-16-2006, 09:20 AM
Mucho's gracias...

Buzzworthy
05-16-2006, 09:33 AM
As soon as Pat send me some.

Lemme know when and I will come shopping.

splat
05-16-2006, 12:25 PM
Better order and have me mail them to you, buzz.
these babies are going fast.

Bodhi
05-16-2006, 12:28 PM
FKNA sweet!

erica_z
05-16-2006, 12:36 PM
sweet. one womens in red. Zing! If I get it before friday, I can wear it over the weekend. :D :cool:

WWCD
05-16-2006, 12:41 PM
Are these shrinking after washing at all and are the sizes holding pretty close to standard?

splat
05-16-2006, 12:52 PM
The printer said they're run a touch large, but I've washed and dried a couple and would say they shrink 7%-11%.
So I'd say they run average after washing.

irul&ublo
05-16-2006, 01:25 PM
sick

large or medium or large or medium...

splat you're a decent sized dude right?
What about a guy 5'11", 165 who enjoys long walks on the beach?

wait for the fkngay version

splat
05-16-2006, 01:36 PM
Actually, I'm HUGE, but since it's a shirt, that doesn't affect what size I wear. :fm:

:wink: go large, pickels

focus
05-16-2006, 01:45 PM
Already got 'em. sweet -- Thanks!

They run pretty true... maybe even a *touch* small. Haven't washed mine yet and it fits like most mediums I own.

splat
05-16-2006, 02:52 PM
We are out of women's fuchsia red in small......it'll be a week or so before we get more made.

Thanks, Everyone!

Buzzworthy
05-16-2006, 04:31 PM
Better order and have me mail them to you, buzz.
these babies are going fast.

Unfortunately can't do right this instant, got hit out of the blue on some other shit. If you run out, well, I guess I will be SOL.

Hopefully next go around if you run out.


If you have an extra size L that you send to 2P, I will come up with funds or something somehow.

Thanks man.

kona12
05-16-2006, 04:55 PM
Thirded... I think. What do these look like?

FKNA just ordered.

Also, I see the bro model shirt list is growing. Soon it will be time to expand the clothing line options. First the FKNA shirt then the Bro model shirt then the baby bro model shirt. Oh can I get mine in GoreTex please?:biggrin:

Nohillsnearby
05-17-2006, 07:21 AM
Just picked up the Xl's, ordered XXL's in men's, and found out we have the three women's sizes in yellow and powder blue also.

All info is in the first post of this thread.

I followed the link and the powder blue and yellow weren't options on it. Whassup wit dat?

splat
05-17-2006, 10:12 AM
The women's powder blue and yellow shirts came in after 2P put the buttons up.
You can order another color and attach a note telling us what color you really want in the comment box, or send an email when you order as a reminder that you want one of those colors, or paypal has plenty of space to comment, too.
Thanks.

cloudpeak
05-17-2006, 10:24 AM
Just ordered some shirts. So if my kids get kicked out of school for wearing these shirts, will they each get a free pair of Bros?:biggrin:

splat
05-17-2006, 10:29 AM
Funny you should say that. I was just telling someone how my daughter got sent home from school years ago for wearing a shirt that said "School sucks, I'm going skiing."

Twoplanker
05-17-2006, 10:31 AM
I fixed the order page to include women's powder blue and yella.

Now you can use the comment feature to write us a dirty limerick instead.

"There once was a man from Nantucket..."

Enjoy!

bklyn
05-17-2006, 10:39 AM
"There once was a man from Nantucket..."


Who showed me a big yellow bucket
he said that his ---- was that long and that thick
based on that I decided to ---- it

Twoplanker
05-17-2006, 10:41 AM
Who showed me a big yellow bucket
he said that his ---- was that long and that thick
based on that I decided to ---- it

:tdo13:
:fm:

Squatch
05-17-2006, 11:51 AM
c'mon, trayc, that's not even a limerick.

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dong was so long he could ---- it
Said he with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a ---- I could ---- it."

splat
05-17-2006, 12:08 PM
heads up: we're temporarily sold out of black t's in XL.

bklyn
05-17-2006, 12:13 PM
c'mon, trayc, that's not even a limerick.

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dong was so long he could ---- it
Said he with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a ---- I could ---- it."

There was a young man called Squatch
He told me he wanted to watch
As I wrote a limerick
upon his small ----
all the while he stared at my crotch

Squatch
05-17-2006, 12:19 PM
There was a young man called Squatch
He told me he wanted to watch
As I wrote a limerick
upon his small ----
all the while he stared at my crotch

impressive. screw blake and poe, everyone knows limericks are the highest form of poetry.

edit: nevermind, your meter is all off.

splat
05-18-2006, 10:14 AM
Bump.

Got more shirts to cover the sizes and colors that sold out.

f2f
05-18-2006, 10:14 AM
i got more shirts too -- the one you sent me!

thanks splat, FKNA! :fm:

splat
05-18-2006, 11:01 AM
All the necesssary info to order is in the first post on page 1 of this thread. :biggrin:

DrRy
05-19-2006, 03:29 PM
Just got my shirts. When my dad asked what FKNA meant, I told him just to wear the shirt and don't ask questions.

Thanks splat.

Bodhi
05-19-2006, 03:56 PM
There was a young man called Squatch
He told me he wanted to watch
As I wrote a limerick
upon his small ----
all the while he stared at my crotchBwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaa:D

:fm: :fm:

Bodhi
05-19-2006, 03:56 PM
Got my shirts last night, thank you pm sirs!

peace,
D.

erica_z
05-19-2006, 04:11 PM
FKNA...maybe Mr. Postman will bring me mine today. :D

mushmouth
05-19-2006, 04:36 PM
got the package in today, and the shirt is great. thanks guys! wife's reaction was pretty funny.
there was a minute problem, sent you an email.

gonzo
05-19-2006, 04:39 PM
got mine! it's rad!

JoshP
05-19-2006, 04:49 PM
Damn, no mailman yet today, looks like I'll have to wait through the weekend.

P_McPoser
05-19-2006, 05:12 PM
Mine 2nd on came the day after I ordered. Ahhh yeah...Easy mailing distance.
Thanks Splat

erica_z
05-19-2006, 06:10 PM
woot, it came! Awesome!

Thank you, guys at PMGear. ;)

and yes...yes it will be worn this weekend in Mammy in all its fuscia red glory.

Booyah! :D

P_McPoser
05-19-2006, 06:35 PM
woot, it came! Awesome!

Thank you, guys at PMGear. ;)

and yes...yes it will be worn this weekend in Mammy in all its fuscia red glory.

Booyah! :D

POST PICS!!!!!!!!!!!



:FIREdevil

splat
05-20-2006, 11:38 AM
Just a heads up....we're backordered on a few colors and sizes, but will get them out this next week as soon as the printer gets them done. There's a few people whose shirts will be a bit late. Got lots of men's smalls and ladies xl's left as we figure out the most popular sizes.

Thx.

JoshP
05-20-2006, 04:12 PM
A little off topic here:

Splat, any bike jersey orders in the future, I really want to pick one up.

bc
05-20-2006, 04:35 PM
I love the reactions to the shirt. First the confused stare, then recognition slowly turning into a grin, then "that shirt rocks, where'd you get it?"

splat
05-20-2006, 04:47 PM
A little off topic here:

Splat, any bike jersey orders in the future, I really want to pick one up.

No, but I have an extra from last year's batch of TGR/PM Gear joiseys.

Big Tim
05-20-2006, 07:27 PM
FKNA I finally sat down and pushed the buttons. Ordered 2 shirts. All I can say is FKNA............


BT

smmokan
05-20-2006, 10:06 PM
No, but I have an extra from last year's batch of TGR/PM Gear joiseys.

If you (or anyone else) has a Large bike jersey laying around that I could buy, shoot me a PM, I'll take it.

Son1cdeth
05-20-2006, 10:56 PM
schweet. Mens Green XL just ordered!

kona12
05-21-2006, 05:40 PM
FKNA, just got my large stone green and it is sic. Once I told my wife what it meant she wanted one also. I guess I should get the card out again.

mock1
05-21-2006, 08:28 PM
i just got back from uranus. what the hell does fkna mean?
because:
1. i'm a worried parent.
2. all the home boys are wearing them.
3. the cops are even wearing them now.
4. does the bush/cheney team have theirs yet?
5. i know-----------fkna!!!!!!!!

klar
05-22-2006, 05:25 AM
found mine in the mail today and, well, fkna!
thanks splat
(and i'm loving the red.)

Andy_B
05-22-2006, 05:28 AM
Got`em.

Thanks Pat.

hemas
05-22-2006, 05:42 AM
Yep, got mine on sat...

Thanks Pat

sea2ski
05-22-2006, 07:03 AM
Pat, it's good you have personality to go around or I might consider this spam.

Oh yeah and don't confuse me with Seatosky. I think he might be Canadian, eh, ...

ex-groomer
05-22-2006, 10:12 AM
Ordered Tuesday am,received Wednesday noon. Thanks for the speedy service!

splat
05-22-2006, 05:15 PM
Pat, it's good you have personality to go around or I might consider this spam.

Oh yeah and don't confuse me with Seatosky. I think he might be Canadian, eh, ...

Thanks for reminding me.
Almost spammed you airfare and a heli trip....

Vets
05-22-2006, 05:51 PM
My shirt arrived today. The stone green is FKNcool!

P_McPoser
05-22-2006, 06:56 PM
FKNA T-Shirts are like beacons! I found Corky's camp in 10 seconds by spotting his wife sporting the FKNA t-shirt at the pond skim on saturday!!! FKNA!

JoshP
05-22-2006, 07:35 PM
Mine came today.

It is all about the powder blue, baby.:cool:

frozenwater
05-22-2006, 08:17 PM
Received shirts adn delivered to appropriate maggots today. Thanks Splat!

splat
05-23-2006, 09:50 AM
Just so you y'all know....I'm in SoCal for a couple more days and will be shipping shirts again when I get back home, about Thursday or Friday. The XXLs and other reordered colors and sizes will be ready to pickup at the printers by then.

teleee
05-23-2006, 12:12 PM
Splat I am in Reno on Thursday.. Could I pick up a shirt in person and save all the internet purchasing stuff?

teledave
05-23-2006, 12:52 PM
PayPal sent.
1 Large Stone Green, please.
davidmc37865ATyahooeyDOTcom

JoshP
05-23-2006, 06:37 PM
After numerous requests for the beta on the powder blue (OK, 1 request):
http://joshp.zoto.com/img/800x600x1/3b6a1960571a988cb70cb70c3b859d13-.jpg

Blue is the new black, if you mean powder blue:)

freshie247
05-24-2006, 01:09 AM
Thanks Josh! I hope other Mags follow suit,I'm mean shirt!

BeanDip4All
05-24-2006, 08:54 AM
Why is my black women's small a v-neck and my fuschia red woman's small a scoop neck? Is the black supposed to be the "sexy" version?

splat
05-24-2006, 12:44 PM
Why is my black women's small a v-neck and my fuschia red woman's small a scoop neck? Is the black supposed to be the "sexy" version?

Yes, the black is the sexy version and should be worn in public accompanied only with a complimenting black thong.

freshie247
05-24-2006, 01:48 PM
Splat, I love your signature tag!

Keoni
05-24-2006, 01:57 PM
Am I more likely to get laid, in a mens large, in black? Or in
white?

splat
05-24-2006, 05:35 PM
Am I more likely to get laid, in a mens large, in black? Or in
white?

I would also recommend that you, too, go with the black and a thong, Keoni.

FartBag Commando
05-24-2006, 06:05 PM
FKNA = instant steeze. Ordered last week and got it before the weekend. Had to show it off at the Sunday BBQ circuit....

Thanks again Splat!!

splat
05-26-2006, 06:25 PM
Just wanted to let everyone know I got back from LA and got all the shirts out today - except - the XL greens, which the printer forgot to print.

I'll get them out next week.

Anybody take pics of them yet?

Meathelmet
05-27-2006, 03:00 AM
Splat, what about the womens pink sizing?

I want one.

I heart pink.

Whats the best size for a 180cm slim dude? M? L?

Pink is pretty.

splat
05-27-2006, 12:35 PM
Sorry, meathelmet, all the larger ladies pinks are gone. Small only.

Fuschia, maybe?

squaremountain_local
05-27-2006, 01:53 PM
Just came back from a week in Switzerland and guess what I found in the mailbox...FKNA!

splat
05-27-2006, 01:59 PM
Superprops and thanks to the PNW family that ordered 10 shirts to outfit the whole clan!

Meathelmet
05-27-2006, 02:20 PM
Fuschia, maybe?


Aaaww, No!

Fuschia is so gat!


Damn, you plan to make a rerun of pink?

splat
05-27-2006, 02:25 PM
BWAAAAA!!!

I'll let you know when we do.

Beaver
06-01-2006, 09:19 PM
So without reading this whole thread did you ever get things straightened out so I can order a shirt in Canada?

iceman
06-01-2006, 09:22 PM
Fucking Splat, coming through way more than was called for, I can't even tell you how gooooood he did me, you'd get all horny for whitehaired guys.

Wait, hold on, is that a problem?

splat
06-01-2006, 09:22 PM
FKNA. Just shoot me a pm after you entered the info and I'll finish the order from my end. The damn cc processing site is real picky about foreign orders. For the porn king - anything, anytime.

edit: For those emaling about how to order: http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53356

Son1cdeth
06-01-2006, 10:50 PM
any update on the green XL's?

splat
06-01-2006, 11:02 PM
Should have them Monday.
The printer is always late.
They're Burning Man people.
So it gets a little otherworldly at times.

Hayduke
06-02-2006, 05:19 AM
You rock Splat.

My order got lost somewhere over the Atlantic so what's he do? Sends more UPS.

Thanks & my offer stands dude.

Tectonically_Neglected
06-02-2006, 08:06 AM
Received mine over here in NL... :D

BobMc
06-04-2006, 12:50 PM
FKNA!

Splat is the mother fucking man.

BobMc

splat
06-04-2006, 09:43 PM
You rock Splat.

My order got lost somewhere over the Atlantic so what's he do? Sends more UPS.

Thanks & my offer stands dude.

I don't remember what the offer was, Hayduke, but I'm looking you up next time I hit London. Could you reserve a spot at the gentleman's club and arrange for someone to be there with video? This whorin shit makes for good threads.

GheePup
06-04-2006, 10:15 PM
They're Burning Man people.


They are called Burners.

FKNA I can't wait for my green shirt to arrive.

splat
06-04-2006, 10:18 PM
Bet it's there tomorrow, Ghee.

GheePup
06-04-2006, 10:20 PM
Cool!!! I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow so that I could wait around all day for the postal lady to arrive with my shirt.

Stone-Free
06-05-2006, 12:32 PM
You are the man. I ordered a blue shirt on Friday, blue was out, so he sent me a black and green....no charge. Mrs. Free will be seeing you soon!

teledave
06-05-2006, 12:43 PM
My shirt arrived today. The stone green is FKNcool!

Got mine last Thursday, the folks around the NOC and myself would concur with your conclusion.

Many thanks, Splat. Somehow between video appearances at the Bunny Ranch you're managing to help us all out.

Tippster
06-05-2006, 02:16 PM
Got mine today - the Super Geniuses i work with didn't get "FKNA" and kept asking what that acronym means. We need a unified answer to this conundrum.

Oh yes, the shirt will be worn to the Casa Blanca.

splat
06-05-2006, 02:54 PM
For the truly uninformed, Tipp, you can say "Find Knowledge, Not Answers".

Green XLs come in tomorrow.

Tippster
06-05-2006, 02:55 PM
Excellent - will do.

How was your Frappuccino?

splat
06-05-2006, 02:56 PM
Chai, baby, Soy Chai....

Tippster
06-05-2006, 03:06 PM
What, did you lose your penis in Mammoth too?

iceman
06-05-2006, 03:07 PM
For the truly uninformed, Tipp, you can say "Find Knowledge, Not Answers".


My kid asked me the other day and I said, "Ummm...Forever Knowledge, Never Answers." He said, "What does that mean?" I said "Hey look, a hummmingbird!"

splat
06-05-2006, 03:17 PM
What, did you lose your penis in Mammoth too?

Only for a moment - it was hanging out the leg of my shorts.

ice - how smooooove.....

David Witherspoon
06-05-2006, 03:35 PM
The stone green is good. Need something a little more believable than "Fools Know No Artifice," though - as soon as my wife saw the back of my shirt, she asked (with a slightly chagrined look) "Do you know your shirt says ''FKNA'' on the back?"

splat
06-05-2006, 03:48 PM
Also....ladies - I have tons of the men's shirts in small in case you like to wear them.

After a couple weeks of shipping these, I realized there are no small men and no extra large women in the world.

Tippster
06-05-2006, 04:00 PM
Also....ladies - I have tons of the men's shirts in small in case you like to wear them.

After a couple weeks of shipping these, I realized there are no small men and no extra large women in the world.
You, sir, have never been to Branson, MO.

David Witherspoon
06-05-2006, 04:42 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~david.witherspoon/laugh_explode.gif
thet's funneh.
But if you want to market your extras there, you really need a good translation of FKNA.

splat
06-13-2006, 11:01 PM
I apologize to those of you whose shirts are backordered and you haven't gotten them. I had to take off for a week. The burners didn't have them done in time to ship before I left, so I'll be getting them out this week. If you feel you need to bug me, please drop me an email reminder (my pm box gets a regular douching), rather than a pm, here (pat@pmgrearusa.com ).

Thanks.

Pow4Brains
06-13-2006, 11:05 PM
yo splat........i forgot to say thanx! got mine a week ago. they R schweet!!

Obstruction
06-14-2006, 08:41 AM
My kid asked me the other day and I said, "Ummm...Forever Knowledge, Never Answers." He said, "What does that mean?" I said "Hey look, a hummmingbird!"


When I'm sporting mine I tell the chilrun it stands for Finest Kind Natural Apparel.

(and then they say bullshit. I guess thats what happens when you let them survive past puberty:nonono2: )

Nohillsnearby
06-14-2006, 08:45 AM
I told the barn owner that I was going to make some up that said FK Neigh!
with the barn name on front. She laughed. I wore mine to the first horse show after receipt of said shirt.

Beaver
06-14-2006, 08:45 AM
FKNA!! Thanks Splat.

Stu Gotz
06-15-2006, 05:25 PM
A little off topic, but is there any chance to get some of these shirts on "wicking" fabric.

Great shirts to wear at road races, etc.

"Team FKNA"

Pow4Brains
06-15-2006, 05:44 PM
A little off topic, but is there any chance to get some of these shirts on "wicking" fabric.

Great shirts to wear at road races, etc.

"Team FKNA"

^^^^^^Is a great idea (Wicking)!

splat
06-15-2006, 05:48 PM
we're gonna do them on poly when the season starts.

sfotex
06-15-2006, 09:52 PM
I told the barn owner that I was going to make some up that said FK Neigh!
with the barn name on front. She laughed. I wore mine to the first horse show after receipt of said shirt.

My wife would love a FK Neigh shirt, we should try and get some made up.

Teletori
06-16-2006, 12:51 AM
Got mine :)

Sweet

Tectonically_Neglected
06-16-2006, 01:36 AM
Got mine :)

Sweet

Ditto

7890

Kellie
06-16-2006, 01:15 PM
Splat, a pic of the ladies tee, as requested . . . with the Byron mountain and glacier thrown in for good measure :)

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f131/skierkellie/kellieshirt.jpg

Think I should wear it to work?

hop
06-16-2006, 05:27 PM
Splat, a pic of the ladies tee, as requested . . . with the Byron mountain and glacier thrown in for good measure :)

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f131/skierkellie/kellieshirt.jpg

Think I should wear it to work?


rroowwrr

splat
06-16-2006, 10:35 PM
Coulda sworn I said shirt only....:rolleyes2
Nice location.

A. Ruegger - I need your complete address to ship your shirt. Please pm or email me.

Tippster
07-05-2006, 11:43 AM
Not quite Kellie's err... "assets"... but here's my product placement submission:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Redbuell/Random%20Stuff/NASA-FKNAsmall.jpg

iceman
07-05-2006, 12:16 PM
Why are you wearing a collar from the DEA?

Tippster
07-05-2006, 12:25 PM
They're on to us, man. I meant to call you, but I think my phone's tapped.

iceman
07-05-2006, 12:45 PM
Bummer, but thanks for keeping it on the downlow mang.

Tippster
07-05-2006, 12:48 PM
To answer the question - the lanyard was a "gift" from the DEA for shooting a story on their Meth-Lab training facility in Quantico. I get more attention wearing that thing than I do for the 24lb camera on my shoulder that has "REUTERS" written on it in huge letters.

The residents of the Pine Ridge rez in South Dakota literally ran away from me until their chief decreed me "ok."

Woodsy
07-05-2006, 01:01 PM
al them maggots knows that I'm an outlaw
They'd never come to see me in this state
Where the shuttle wont go nowhereand its hot as d-day's balls
Im just prayin' I'll get out of here alive
The loud countdown on the lauchpad gettin' to me
ruining my hangover and my buzz
I guess you cant read the billboard I have for FKNA
Someone ought to warn splat just what he may pay

Cause my DEA collar just can't cover up my redneck

Tippster
07-05-2006, 01:06 PM
I hates you, rabbit.

splat
07-05-2006, 01:54 PM
btw.....I'm still stuck with a wad of XXLs in case you have any musclebound friends like yourself in need of shirts, Tipp. ;)

Tippster
07-05-2006, 01:57 PM
Paging Woodsy.....

Andy_B
07-05-2006, 02:02 PM
I need a new one... Mine has a mystery stain on it...

splat
07-05-2006, 02:05 PM
Another lucky FKNA tee model accosted by women for wet and wild sex, I presume....

Andy_B
07-05-2006, 02:30 PM
is there any other way to stain such a shirt?

TurxSki
07-05-2006, 02:35 PM
...musclebound...
T'aint Muscle. Muscle doesn't wobble, and hang out like that...;)

Nohillsnearby
07-06-2006, 07:28 PM
Not quite Kellie's err... "assets"... but here's my product placement submission:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Redbuell/Random%20Stuff/NASA-FKNAsmall.jpg

You forgot the sunscreen...:nonono2:

powder11
07-06-2006, 07:45 PM
any vancouver/whistler folks want to piggyback an order to avoid paying more in shipping than the shirts worth...

splat
07-06-2006, 08:05 PM
I can get them to you regular mail for the price of US Priority Mail, 11.
There's some cheap int'l shipping to canadia for the shirts.
Prolly get there just as fast, too.


http://www.pmgearusa.com/fkna.htm

skuff
07-11-2006, 10:02 AM
Got mine yesterday, thanks splat.

focus
07-11-2006, 11:10 AM
She needs a pink one in a 6-12 mo.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6d925b3127cce8aca82021e4a00000026100AZuWzFszZsW Jg

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6d925b3127cce8aca87cddf2f00000026100AZuWzFszZsW Jg

splat
07-11-2006, 12:56 PM
Anyone know how to supershrink a shirt?
It'd go good with that hat.

shmerham
07-11-2006, 01:03 PM
Anyone know how to supershrink a shirt?
It'd go good with that hat.

I can only seem to do it when the shirt fits me really well beforehand.

iceman
07-11-2006, 01:15 PM
T'aint Muscle.

There's a taint muscle?

frozenwater
07-11-2006, 01:25 PM
I've been tainting my muscles for years now.

CantDog
07-11-2006, 01:38 PM
Occationally my muscles smell like taint.

Tippster
07-11-2006, 01:39 PM
Dude - that's my neck. My taint isn't visible in that pic.... barely.

divegirl
07-11-2006, 02:09 PM
Ordered - check!!

cmsummit
07-11-2006, 02:34 PM
done deal.

FKNA!

splat
07-11-2006, 02:57 PM
I'll have your shirts in today's mail. Thanx!

teleee
07-11-2006, 04:28 PM
Thanks for the reminder that I needed me one of those bad boys. Just ordered in black - FKNA!

Joey Bag O' Donuts
07-13-2006, 10:54 AM
Splat

One Black XL FKNA shirt? Check. Order complete? Check. Now send me my fucking shirt! ;)

A

dblatto
07-13-2006, 12:23 PM
Splat, what's up with the sizing? I'm 5'6" and weigh 145 and usually wear a small depending on the shirt, how do the sizes run on these babies?

splat
07-13-2006, 02:36 PM
Splat

One Black XL FKNA shirt? Check. Order complete? Check. Now send me my fucking shirt! ;)

A

It will be in your mailbox today, Beeeyatch. ;)




Splat, what's up with the sizing? I'm 5'6" and weigh 145 and usually wear a small depending on the shirt, how do the sizes run on these babies?

I'd say you fall right on the line between small and medium, so if you're heading to the Roxy, go small.

skifishbum
07-13-2006, 03:13 PM
Thanks
420

mntlion
07-13-2006, 03:17 PM
got green large yet?

splat
07-13-2006, 03:18 PM
got green large yet?


Yep. Sorry I forgot to get back to you, Dave.