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[ak_powder_monkey]

Tonight... Mostly clear. Lows zero to 5 above. North wind 5 to 15 mph.

Wednesday... Mostly sunny. Highs 5 to 10 above. North wind 5 to 15 mph.

Wednesday Night... Mostly clear. Lows 5 to 10 below. North wind 5 to 15 mph.

Thursday... Mostly sunny. Temperatures 5 to 10 below. North wind 5 to 15 mph.

Thursday Night... Mostly clear. Lows 5 to 10 below. North wind 15 mph. Wind chill readings 20 below to 30 below zero.

Friday... Mostly sunny. Highs 5 to 10 above.


I hate high pressure

[Telephil]

Soooo, how do you really feel?

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by Telephil
Soooo, how do you really feel?


I need to hurl my useless carcass off a cliff

[Telenater]

I concur on the high pressure opinion.

[iskibc]

phew! for a second there I thought that swedish hottie might have broken off the ice fishing date.:D

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by iskibc
phew! for a second there I thought that swedish hottie might have broken off the ice fishing date.:D

oh she did, and she's norwedgion, could my life suck more?

[iskibc]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
oh she did, and she's norwedgion, could my life suck more?

I told you not to show her that close up booger pic!!

AK Pow Monkey banging head on desk "stoopid, stoopid, stoopid...."

[CaddyDaddy77]

We told you NOT to do the truffle shuffle, dammit girls really aren't into that it's more of make the guys laugh kinda thing.;)

[Blurred Elevens]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
I need to hurl my useless carcass off a cliff

Got pics?

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
Got pics?

Not yet, must find suitable cliff with suitable landing (as in not freaking ice), maybe the cornice

[iskibc]

so what happened to the girl/date?

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by iskibc
so what happened to the girl/date?

basically, I tried to firm up plans regarding ice fishing and she gives me the "I'm always busy on weekends" so I said, "alright, well cya later" and skied away

[Mountainman]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
basically, I tried to firm up plans regarding ice fishing and she gives me the "I'm always busy on weekends" so I said, "alright, well cya later" and skied away Maybe it was the 'firming up' part that scared her away. You gotta learn to tuck man!!!!

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by Mountainman
Maybe it was the 'firming up' part that scared her away. You gotta learn to tuck man!!!!

what??? tucking isn't faster then turboskating

[hardrider]

Of all the times that you've posted about chicks have any of them ever amounted to anything? It seems that they're are always blowing you off. So sad.:(
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[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by hardrider
Of all the times that you've posted about chicks have any of them ever amounted to anything? It seems that they're are always blowing you off. So sad.:(

Yeah and I can't ski worth shit so yeah I'm one sad little man

[bad_roo]

Would you prefer it if chicks weren't blowing you off all the time?

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by bad_roo
Would you prefer it if chicks weren't blowing you off all the time?

yes, for once, unless they are uggos

[snowsprite]

Personally I like the ice-fishing idea but you might have better luck w/ an "indoor"option next time. Even tho she's scandinavian...perhaps the idea scared her off, I mean w/ those temps and wind-chills brrrrrrr!

Chin up dude and try again, maybe offer dinner & a movie?
Sprite

[Blurred Elevens]

Originally posted by hardrider
Of all the times that you've posted about chicks have any of them ever amounted to anything? It seems that they're are always blowing you off. So sad.:(

That's not neccasarily correct. Remember the girl he molested? She may amount to a heap of lawyers fees....don't forget that one.

[tonghands]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
I tried to firm up plans regarding ice fishing

The birth of a euphemism.

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by snowsprite
Personally I like the ice-fishing idea but you might have better luck w/ an "indoor"option next time. Even tho she's scandinavian...perhaps the idea scared her off, I mean w/ those temps and wind-chills brrrrrrr!

Chin up dude and try again, maybe offer dinner & a movie?
Sprite

Well we were skiing at the time and the conversation kinda went towards ice fishing and I was like well we should go sometime, and she said yeah that'd be fun and the next day she acted all confused and igdignent about it, but whatever more ski time

[The Reverend Floater]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
yes, for once, unless they are uggos


Uggos? As in, "luggo my Uggo?"

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Uggos? As in, "luggo my Uggo?"

as in ugly

[Viva]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Uggos? As in, "luggo my Uggo?"

Leggo my Eggo.