might be moving to bozeman next summer

[stuckathuntermtn]

I hear its a kick as place to live and my bro will be moving back there from AK. maybe one day i will be a real powder maggot! Obviously Big Sky and Bridger are there. but do i need to outfit/train myself for BC out there? is that where all the action is? does anyone work in a skishop out there, can tell me if you can make a living doing that (and details)? do you ski for free if you do?

[Jumper Bones]

TGR is in Jackson. Not Bozeman. It's this whole 'nuther state or something. They're about 3 or 4 hours apart.

[stuckathuntermtn]

i'm asking the ppl of tgr!!!! obviously TETON gravity research is in the TETONS

[Jumper Bones]

So why would people who live in Jackson know the whole scoop about Bozeman? Why are you asking Jackson residents if any of them works in a skishop in Bozeman?

WHY NOT JUST ASK BOZEMAN MAGS???????????????????? OR PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIVED IN BOZEMAN???????

[XtrPickels]

too bad Bozeman isn't in the tetons
cause it'd be sick of JH were next door

[stuckathuntermtn]

omg, its a questoin directed at bozone maggots that i couldn't think to put in another forum catagory. fuck. sorry. and that would be sick if jackson was next to big sky. isn't the drive like 4 or 5 hours though? that's like from here to Stowe.

[Squatch]

:nonono2:

[Jumper Bones]

The benefit of Bozeman is, they have a very organized special educations program. There's several retard colonies in town, and I know where many of them are, so I could point show you exactly where you could live.

Heck, I'll be able to take you skiing every weekend, with EagleMount and all.

[Lexi-Bell]

Way to make an honest mistake,

YOU FUCKING JONG!!!

Bozeman totally blows. Most of the people living in Bozangeles are transplants from another state who sold their house, moved to the mountains, and are driving real estate through the roof!! A street which didn't even exist ten years ago now has strip malls, box stores, hotels, Tiffany jewlers, Lloyds of London, and two Jaguar dealerships, lined up from end to end. You'll see so many Hummers you'll think you're in California (because you will be).

Bridger's lines on a pow day aren't even worth waiting for, because when you finally get your -30 degree ass on a slower than shit forty year old double with no pad it will take you like 900 vertical feet. Big Sky leaves people on the chair overnight. Seriously.

And Whirling disease killed all the fish. Look it up.

[beb42000]

Lexi-I guess your living on that road that didn't exist 10 yrs ago and that you're not form here either. You must be third generation dush-bag!
Way to contribute!

stuckathuntermtn-Welcome. My wife and I moved here three years ago. There's about 3 to 5 shops to choose from. I'm sure you could make it...depending on what standard of living you are looking for. Lot's of cheap housing and work if you come right after spring semester. Definately an employee's market in the summer...just make sure you set yourself up for the winter ahead of time. Lot's of kid's trying to work in the ski shops, but if you have experience you'll be golden. My buddy worked at one shop and his bridger pass was $250, which is normally $570. My suggestion would be to try and set yourself up at Big Sky for the winter if alls you are trying to accomplish is ski bumming. Lot's more vert and Moonlight is the goods with all the new BC gates at both resorts. Definately invest in a probe, shovel and beacon or noone will ever take you any where. Freeride BC bindings optional, especially for your first season. Meet people and learn the area before start wondering all over the place.

[Jumper Bones]

:nonono2: :nonono2:

[beb42000]

what's with the nonono2...I'm confussed

[Squatch]

the :nonono2:'s are from the collective disgust at stuckathunter's complete and utter jong-ness. Despite 200 posts, he can't seem to get his shit together to post anything worth reading and has proven to be an ignorant, racist idiot that would be much better off if he would post, then smoke crack. Or at least read instead of asking dumb and already answered questions.

[stuckathuntermtn]

um, i'm just padding up the post count. and thanks to the people that took it as a serious question. i'm not going to bum it. and i'm not racist. but i won't deny ignorant, idiot. but please keep the crack away from me.

[Jumper Bones]

...aaaaand beb, you gave a truthful answer to an already dumb motherfucker asking the wrong questions in the wrong place. Plus, when corrected, he still doesn't get it. Way to reward poor behavior, which just encourages more.

I have no problem with people asking what the lowdown is on the Bozone, and would be stoked to share my information about it, but the "ask TGR" section is the wrong place to do it.

[Lexi-Bell]

beb

Anyone should be able to see my post was a wise-assed response, sorry the sarcasm is lost on you. Remind me not to try and be funny around you. Too bad I can't "contribute" like you, maybe someday if I try really hard...

Yes, I migrated to Montana from somewhere else, just like everyone except the native americans. And I'm a 5th generation douche-bag, motherfucker!!
Show some respect

[stuckathuntermtn]

I no longer have any idea what's going on. It's really boring here at princeton ski shops, and i wish one of you would come and shoot me. but actually i think i'm on my way out soon.

[beb42000]

sorry to all, it seems I have misunderstood this board yet again. I'm not sure I ever will. The jong harrassment seems to be the real point to this whole thing or at least some of you. Who gives a shit where the question appears or by who or how many times that person has spoken before to you. I thought this board was created to bring pepes of the same thread together and clear up or inform the masses about what makes us tick.
On a lighter note...if I had the time to respond, I'd start a "Jongs Unite" Thread so I could be roasted for the remander of my stay here at TGR. I love sarcasm Lexi and it just seemed like you guys were picking on the guy for no good reason. Sorry to break up the bash. And respect for what Lexi, the fact you were born anywhere dosen't warrent anyone's respect for anything. It's that frat boy attitude that ruins great places.
I guess this board requires some sort of dues to be paid and I just don't believe in that horse shit. Thanks for the info tgr and the BRO's, maybe I could have made a better effort to get to know you Bozone Mags but I suck at typing anyway. Great info here and the funds you guys raise for fellow mags are amazing.....MAD PROPS.....hope you guys have lots of Big Tits and Slushy Snow!

I'm out

(of course I'll read the roast to follow, so bring it...but don't expect a response)

[Lexi-Bell]

Yet again you fail to catch my humor; I'm not a 5th generation douchebag, dumbass, that was a play on your comment.

Dude, hope I didn't run you off because I'm the biggest JONG around, what do I know? After all, its just the intraweb, jeeesshhh.

I'm always lookin' for new people to ski with so in the fall I'll buy you and Stuck at the ski shop just padding my post count Hunter Mountain a PBR at Bridger.

And that's the double truth, Ruth.

[stuckathuntermtn]

tgr maggots are the best. i love JONGness and character assassination. and anyone who wants to go skiing with me and buy me a beer is cool in my book :)

[RootSkier]

JONG fight on aisle 3.

[benDover]

Alright I'm back...not that anyone cares, but I've reinvented myself as my former nickname benDover from a former life, that I need to grasp alot better than I have been.

Sorry about before, I just shouldn't type on bad days to people I hardly know.

Hope all is forgiven and I love a PBR next season!

That is all.

[stuckathuntermtn]

it's all good!

[Jumper Bones]

and it just seemed like you guys were picking on the guy for no good reason

oh we had (and have) our reasons. Can't you read all the shit above, at the beginning of this thread?

Stuck, how old are you?

[stuckathuntermtn]

i said somewhere i was 21

[benDover]

without facial expressions(to see the sarcasm) and reading alot of posts I am definately guilty of stepping into threads blind.

not the first time and probably not the last time!

obviously I don't post enough or even read enough to pass judgement on this forum, or any other for that matter.(Don't ban me, but I thought the Uni-bonger had some good info at times)&(I tried to engage Bart in a PA conversation, until he told me he battle rapped!)

Sorry to break up the hazing from a month ago.....let the roast re-commence!

[edg]

bumpbump

[hemas]

Bozeman sucks donkey's balls, that is all.

[RootSkier]

yeah, don't come to Montana. It fucking sucks and you should all go to Utah.

[Lexi-Bell]

So there was Ben,

Benden over Bart, ah, I mean AKPM, ah, I mean...

Hey Stuck-at-hunter-mtn-I-just-wanna-pad-my-post-count...

You still here???


How 'bout you Jumper?


Stateside soon?

Who wants to ski the Blaze? (or The Great One)?

[Jumper Bones]

Lexi, yup I'm back (for now).

So, since I might be moving to Bozeman myself, should I post in this thread too?

Er, wait, since I might be moving back next winter instead of summer, should I start my own thread in this section since, you know, it's different?

[benDover]

wish i could ski the great one. Still to soon after Acl reconnection. Although me and the wife hiked up Corbly two weeks ago and it still looked awesome.

Probably emerald for some relaxation this weekend. A few Sammy Smith's and a sweet Expid 9 deluxe to forget about the week.

jumper, the only requirements for this thread are to quit or leave something, then come back a new man, and then of course pay homage to the unibonger.

Oh yeah, that's Dover and I'll do the bendin' round here!

[montanamike]

does anyone work in a skishop out there, can tell me if you can make a living doing that (and details)? do you ski for free if you do?

you'll probably do more base welding and edge replacement than you're used to. in big sky, look up gallatin alpine sports or the repair shop at the mountain (free pass.) the shop at moonlight basin seems pretty chill too.

[BakerBoy]

If you need a place to stay long-term, send a pm to slippy. He's always looking to share his bed with a young stallion.

[leroy jenkins]

Who wants to ski the Blaze? (or The Great One)?

I will be so down once I am back up there in the fall. I'll probably post a thread looking for mags to hit up the preseason BC with. Keep an eye out for it if you're interested.

[Rontele]

If you need a place to stay long-term, send a pm to slippy. He's always looking to share his bed with a young stallion.

speaking from experience?

[Jumper Bones]

you'll probably do more base welding and edge replacement than you're used to. in big sky, look up gallatin alpine sports or the repair shop at the mountain (free pass.) the shop at moonlight basin seems pretty chill too.

Mike, you gonna be back this year? You from AK, or are you fishing? I thought youze guys was from MN.

[stuckathuntermtn]

If you need a place to stay long-term, send a pm to slippy. He's always looking to share his bed with a young stallion.

thanks, honey!