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I am continually shocked and amazed by women who are stoopid when it comes to understanding how bras are sized. It's your own body for Christ's sake!!
I just heard this on the radio - it was an ad for a news report on breast enlargement supplements.
"I'm a 34b and I'd like to be a 36"
Can anyone tell me what is wrong with this statement?
Owens Never Sleeps
11-20-2002, 04:53 PM
She should want to be a 36 Double D
Juan Valdez
11-20-2002, 04:55 PM
You have the cups..... The "A", The "B", The "C" and The "D". The "D" is the biggest
ZEDASHBIZZLE
11-20-2002, 04:55 PM
maybe she's tryin to get bigger ta ta's by gaining weight.
Clack
11-20-2002, 04:56 PM
34 C or D would be fine :D
Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps:
<STRONG>She should want to be a 36 Double D</STRONG>
No......I think you want her to be a 36DD ;)
Love ya Owens but "EEEEEHHHHH," wrong answer!
Come on guys - I know you're all connoisseurs and a scholars of boobology.
SheRa
11-20-2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>I am continually shocked and amazed by women who are stoopid when it comes to understanding how bras are sized. It's your own body for Christ's sake!!
I just heard this on the radio - it was an ad for a news report on breast enlargement supplements.
"I'm a 34b and I'd like to be a 36"
Can anyone tell me what is wrong with this statement?</STRONG>
I am probably heading into dangerous waters here, but I think the statement might be right. It is much easier to enhance the size of your *chest* than your boobs. So the ad copy might have been written that way on purpose.
I see where you're coming from though. And it's right near the heart. :D
Woodsy
11-20-2002, 04:58 PM
maybe its an add for the local crew team?
STROKE *STROKE* STROKE :D
Juan Valdez
11-20-2002, 04:58 PM
How you doin!
[ November 20, 2002: Message edited by: Juan Valdez ]
truth
11-20-2002, 04:58 PM
the jump form 34 to 36 would not be an increase in the size of the breast, but the size of the whole torso...cup size is what matters.
ZEDASHBIZZLE
11-20-2002, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by truth:
<STRONG>the jump form 34 to 36 would not be an increase in the size of the breast, but the size of the whole torso...cup size is what matters.</STRONG>
that's what i meant by 'gaining weight'.
Owens Never Sleeps
11-20-2002, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
Love ya Owens but "EEEEEHHHHH," wrong answer!
</STRONG>
Pardon me I meant that she should want to be a 58 FFF
Juan Valdez
11-20-2002, 05:03 PM
I am kind of dissapointed. I thought this was going to be a hands on test.
ZEDASHBIZZLE
11-20-2002, 05:05 PM
hey Juan Valdez- shouldn't it be 'the best part of waking up is Juan Valdez in your muff'?
Originally posted by ZEDASHBIZZLE:
<STRONG>
that's what i meant by 'gaining weight'.</STRONG>
Yeah I figured that's what you meant.
So which would you rather have - a 34DD or a 38B?
skiergirl
11-20-2002, 05:07 PM
KQ or SheRa, have you actually ever been sized though? Yeah it sounds wrong... but I was once, and they told me that I should be wearing a completely different size than I do... was really odd.
bruno
11-20-2002, 05:09 PM
I LOVE it when girls talk about other girls boobs. Maybe after this we could move on to nipple structure?
ZEDASHBIZZLE
11-20-2002, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
Yeah I figured that's what you meant.
So which would you rather have - a 34DD or a 38B?</STRONG>
both
Originally posted by skiergirl:
<STRONG>KQ or SheRa, have you actually ever been sized though? Yeah it sounds wrong... but I was once, and they told me that I should be wearing a completely different size than I do... was really odd.</STRONG>
I haven't been fitted since I was a wee lass (for my first - how exciting!! :rolleyes: ) but I have friends that have and said the same thing. I think it all depends on how you are built. Some ppl get bras that don't allow the breast to come all the way forward thus squishing it under the arm and to the back. In these cases when the women finally get the right size they usually end up in a bigger cup.
Have you ever seen those women who are wearing bras so small they slice the breast in half lengthwise? You've got to wonder if they ever look in the mirror. It's not like they have a push up or demi cup on - it's just a regular full size cup and they spill out of the top. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen - worse than buldging panty lines.
Buster Highmen
11-20-2002, 05:13 PM
My Dear Ms KQ,
How do you misunderstand the finer points of art and life. While we might appreciate a random Venus de Milo on or off the half shell, we can offer none of the finer points of her measurements.
So while the Mona Lisa's impish and potentially transvestic smile may arouse more or less than suspicions, we have no sense of how wide her (or his) lips are.
And so I may find my pointy little head buried deep within the pink moistness of some buxom folds, I do not know, nor am I interested in the measurements thereof.
The measurements are merely a cheap distraction foisted upon us by some poor loser who can think of nothing else but numbers and shallow comparisons.
Besides, floater had a lunch time bj. Haaarrrrruummmmmphhhh.
Woodsy
11-20-2002, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
Yeah I figured that's what you meant.
So which would you rather have - a 34DD or a 38B?</STRONG>
Can I meet in the middle with a 36C? :p
AntiSoCalSkier
11-20-2002, 05:14 PM
Wouldn't going from a 34 B to a 36 (presumably still B) simply mean that your breasts are the same size, but the circumference of your chest increased by 2"? If this is the case, then that would actually be like having smaller breasts since there would be the same size lumps of fat attached to a larger object, hence they would appear to be smaller. In conclusion all ladies with 34B chests must be pretty dumb. Either that or all women who consider purchasing breast enhancement supplements are dumb. I'll let you decide.
SheRa
11-20-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by skiergirl:
<STRONG>KQ or SheRa, have you actually ever been sized though? Yeah it sounds wrong... but I was once, and they told me that I should be wearing a completely different size than I do... was really odd.</STRONG>
Yes, they do it at Victoria's Secret. The first time this girl walked up to me and asked if I wanted my breasts measured, I was like, what!?!
Originally posted by AntiSoCalSkier:
<STRONG>Wouldn't going from a 34 B to a 36 (presumably still B) simply mean that your breasts are the same size, but the circumference of your chest increased by 2"? If this is the case, then that would actually be like having smaller breasts since there would be the same size lumps of fat attached to a larger object, hence they would appear to be smaller. In conclusion all ladies with 34B chests must be pretty dumb. Either that or all women who consider purchasing breast enhancement supplements are dumb. I'll let you decide.</STRONG>
LOL@ "lumps of fat"
Yes - the woman who made the statement is dumb, dumb, dumb and she did it on TV!!! Yeah!
AntiSoCalSkier
11-20-2002, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
LOL@ "lumps of fat"
</STRONG>
That's what my wife calls them when she's making fun of men's obsession with them.
Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
<STRONG>My Dear Ms KQ,
How do you misunderstand the finer points of art and life. </STRONG>
Yes - I understand, just having a fit over the idiot woman
Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
<STRONG>
Besides, floater had a lunch time bj. Haaarrrrruummmmmphhhh.</STRONG>
I guess I missed something - care to share with the rest of the class Mr. Highman?
Edit: fixed the quote
[ November 20, 2002: Message edited by: KQ ]
LAN2249
11-20-2002, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
Have you ever seen those women who are wearing bras so small they slice the breast in half lengthwise? You've got to wonder if they ever look in the mirror. It's not like they have a push up or demi cup on - it's just a regular full size cup and they spill out of the top. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen - worse than buldging panty lines.</STRONG>
It's called a "quadra-boob"
LAN2249
11-20-2002, 07:31 PM
Bra fitting is highly overrated because it's a completely subjective activity. Here's why: any of the women that you see in a porno have their titties squished into a demi or push up bra. If they wore the same bra under a t-shirt, they'd have a total quadra-boob.
The key is to have the proper shape and lift while the fabric in between the cups sits flat on the breastbone. The band that goes around the back shouldn't ride up or down.
Now here's my gripe with Victoria's Secret. Their bras generally run extremely small in the cups. This isn't a personal vendetta because I've got a rack, but rather inside information from my old roommate who was a VS "Certified Bra Specialist." LOL. She said that the bras are purposely cut small in the cups so that they sell more D cup bras. In my opinion, VS caters mainly to women who want bigger boobs.
Getting fit for bras is a scary experience. It absolutely depends on the bra fitter herself. Reason being, if you've got some 60 year old woman doing it, she's gonna put you in the Olga padlock. But if it's a highschooler who's just realizing she's in her fornicating peak, you're gonna walk out with your boobs up at your chin.
Anyways ... all food for thought. One last random thought before I go chuck some more:
Did you know it's a bad idea to send your bras and panties through the dryer? It decreases the life of your lingerie and wears out the elastic.
:D
bruno
11-20-2002, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by LAN2249:
<STRONG>
Blah, blah, blah ..I've got a rack... Blah, blah, blah.
</STRONG>
Just weeding out the irrelevent stuff. Can we see it?
ZEDASHBIZZLE
11-20-2002, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by LAN2249:
<STRONG>
Did you know it's a bad idea to send your bras and panties through the dryer? It decreases the life of your lingerie and wears out the elastic.
:D</STRONG>
now i know. everything is becoming clear. i must run home and hand wash panties now......
truth
11-20-2002, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by ZEDASHBIZZLE:
<STRONG>
now i know. everything is becoming clear. i must run home and hand wash panties now......</STRONG>
That'ssss hand wash mithter.
Mustonen
11-20-2002, 08:51 PM
so i'm thinkin being a 'bra fitter' is really what i was born to do. how do you get started?
LAN2249
11-20-2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by bruno:
<STRONG>
Just weeding out the irrelevent stuff. Can we see it?</STRONG>
You guys get by with a little friend in between your legs. Us girls have to lug around two lumps of tissue on our chest for our entire life. Try it and then you'll understand what pain in the ass it is.
Guerilla Poacher
11-21-2002, 01:55 AM
I might point out that we men have 3 lumps of tissue.
1 (Twig) + 2 (Berries) = 3 ("Lumps")
The downside to your "lumps" is that neither of 'em grow when you'd like them to. ;)
LAN2249
11-21-2002, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by Guerilla Poacher:
<STRONG>I might point out that we men have 3 lumps of tissue.</STRONG>
You may technically have 3 lumps of tissue, but the overall mass is generally much smaller. You can just tuck the pork & beans somewhere in between your legs. We can't hide ours anywhere!
SeasonTicket
11-21-2002, 10:15 AM
Hi Lan
Your awake early
http://www.natives.co.uk/news/2002/1102/ulrich/ugbestsequence_sm.jpg
snowbath
11-21-2002, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>I am continually shocked and amazed by women who are stoopid when it comes to understanding how bras are sized. It's your own body for Christ's sake!!</STRONG>
No joke. That's like a mormon saying, "Who's GBH?" :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
SheRa
11-21-2002, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by LAN2249:
<STRONG>She said that the bras are purposely cut small in the cups so that they sell more D cup bras. In my opinion, VS caters mainly to women who want bigger boobs.
</STRONG>
Now I'm sad.
Originally posted by SheRa:
<STRONG>
Now I'm sad.</STRONG>
No reason to be sad - there's such a thing as too much of a good thing. True D's will eventually end up at your knees.
I think a little lingerie shopping for my date on Saturday is in order..... ;)
Juan Valdez
11-21-2002, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by KQ:
[QB]
True D's will eventually end up at your knees.
[QB]
Insert joke here........
LAN2249
11-21-2002, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
True D's will eventually end up at your knees.
</STRONG>
Hey now!!!
Originally posted by LAN2249:
<STRONG>
Hey now!!!</STRONG>
Well now LAN, you know it's true. No dis - just fact. We all droop a little in our later years, esp. if you have children. All you need to do is go in for a little nip and tuck when you're 45.
Guy's members get longer too.
LAN2249
11-21-2002, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>Well now LAN, you know it's true. All you need to do is go in for a little nip and tuck when you're 45.
</STRONG>
What a depressing thought! I'd rather just get a good bra to strap 'em up instead of going under the knife! Although it is an appealing thought to have perky boobs at age 50. I guess it's a good thing that my better half has horrible vision. Hopefully he won't even see 'em at age 45! Hahahaha.
Originally posted by LAN2249:
<STRONG>
What a depressing thought! I'd rather just get a good bra to strap 'em up instead of going under the knife! Although it is an appealing thought to have perky boobs at age 50. I guess it's a good thing that my better half has horrible vision. Hopefully he won't even see 'em at age 45! Hahahaha.</STRONG>
Honestly LAN - what's depressing about it? It would be better for your back and shoulders plus it will make your clothes fit better. At least you go into the surgery in good health - it's not like you're having to have open heart or something.
Have you ever see the grooves that bras can leave in the shoulders of "full figured" women after years of wear? It's not pretty.
Personally I would be more depressed to see my once perky and firm breasts looking sad and saggy but that's just me.
ZEDASHBIZZLE
11-21-2002, 12:38 PM
this is definitely showing the effects of GRAVITY on TETONS. perfect for the TetonGravity forum. good job ladies. keep UP the good work. :D
Woodsy
11-21-2002, 02:12 PM
yabbos
knockers
melons
saggies
love patties
eyes
Tig ol' bitties
Boobies
Cans
Bags
tits
The Girls
Teats
Mickie & Minnie
Bumpers
Twin Peaks
Norks
wampers
Golden Orbs
Flowers
Bazoomas
Mau Maus
floaters
mounds
Bazookas
Bee-Stings
Baps
udders
Melons
Grapefruits
Headlights
Bumps
Milk Depot
and of course hooters
that is all I have now
but am sure others can add
ooh almost forgot my FAV
"Bodacious TA-TAs!!!" :D :D :D
Juan Valdez
11-21-2002, 02:17 PM
Love Melons
Fun Bags
Her Two Friends
Mountains
Molehills
Those babies
Jubblies
Juggs
edit - almost forgot
Hoo Hoo's
[ November 21, 2002: Message edited by: Juan Valdez ]
LAN2249
11-21-2002, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
Honestly LAN - what's depressing about it? It would be better for your back and shoulders plus it will make your clothes fit better. At least you go into the surgery in good health - it's not like you're having to have open heart or something.
Have you ever see the grooves that bras can leave in the shoulders of "full figured" women after years of wear? It's not pretty.
Personally I would be more depressed to see my once perky and firm breasts looking sad and saggy but that's just me.</STRONG>
What's depressing is that we live in a society where people are "blessed" with various traits and figures, but no matter what, there's always a desire to change. I've wanted to get my boobs cut off since the moment they sprouted up in 5th grade! It took me several years to get over the fact that I actually HAD boobs.
Sure I could go in, find a good plastic surgeon, have 'em nipped (no pun intended) and lifted, but they wouldn't be MINE. Not to mention that I wouldn't be able to breastfeed my children, and the scarring/lack of sensation can be horrendous. There's also the risk of infection and death. Make no mistake about it, it's not open heart surgery, but it is a major procedure, not to be taken lightly.
Sure they're gonna sag, but that's just part of life. I guess if I were a porn star or were out on the prowl for a mate, maybe I'd consider having them done, but for now, I know they're fully functional and loved. My $0.02.
Owens Never Sleeps
11-21-2002, 02:59 PM
We love them LAN. And we haven't even seen them.
Beaver
11-21-2002, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps:
<STRONG>We love them LAN. And we haven't even seen them.</STRONG>
:)
LAN2249
11-21-2002, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps:
<STRONG>We love them LAN. And we haven't even seen them.</STRONG>
Thanks Owens. Just had to make my plea for the au natural ta-ta's! Right back at your maimed weiner. :D
Edit: pardon the curiousity, but did Sponge Dog Hair Pants actually break the skin?
[ November 21, 2002: Message edited by: LAN2249 ]
Owens Never Sleeps
11-21-2002, 03:17 PM
Slightly, but not seriously. You couldn't see daylight through the holes or anything. I got lucky though because she really did latch on. She could have sharked it like a chew toy, but I hit her REALLY hard, REALLY fast.
LAN2249
11-21-2002, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps:
<STRONG>Slightly, but not seriously. You couldn't see daylight through the holes or anything. I got lucky though because she really did latch on. She could have sharked it like a chew toy, but I hit her REALLY hard, REALLY fast.</STRONG>
Hazards of being a male I guess. ;)
Owens Never Sleeps
11-21-2002, 03:39 PM
Yeah, how do you like that? A boobies thread derailed by my weener. There's a joke in there somewhere.
Juan Valdez
11-21-2002, 03:39 PM
Boobs are great, real boobs are even better. I agree with Owens.
BIZARRO
11-21-2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by LAN2249:
<STRONG>
What's depressing is that we live in a society where people are "blessed" with various traits and figures, but no matter what, there's always a desire to change. I've wanted to get my boobs cut off since the moment they sprouted up in 5th grade! It took me several years to get over the fact that I actually HAD boobs.
Sure I could go in, find a good plastic surgeon, have 'em nipped (no pun intended) and lifted, but they wouldn't be MINE. Not to mention that I wouldn't be able to breastfeed my children, and the scarring/lack of sensation can be horrendous. There's also the risk of infection and death. Make no mistake about it, it's not open heart surgery, but it is a major procedure, not to be taken lightly.
Sure they're gonna sag, but that's just part of life. I guess if I were a porn star or were out on the prowl for a mate, maybe I'd consider having them done, but for now, I know they're fully functional and loved. My $0.02.</STRONG>
BIZARRO NOT WISH MORE PEOPLE LIKE LAN. BIZARRO NOT BET LAN BECOME MORE BEAUTIFUL AS LAN AGES. LAN NEED TO TRY AND MAKE FAKE BEAUTIFUL ON OUTSIDE SINCE LAN NOT SMART AND BEAUTIFUL FOR REAL.
Arty50
11-21-2002, 03:51 PM
Breasteses
Cones
Rack
Lunch
Headlights
and in Pamela Anderson's case, Balloons (god those are awful)
Originally posted by LAN2249:
<STRONG>
or were out on the prowl for a mate</STRONG>
Nice cheap shot. For your information I am not looking for a mate.
BTW - I was talking about when a person is in their 40's presumably done with having children but whatever.
Woodsy
11-21-2002, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by BIZARRO:
<STRONG>
BIZARRO yadda yadda.</STRONG>
http://theages.superman.ws/images/handbook.jpg
have some blue stuff you unfunny annoyance
Beaver
11-21-2002, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by woodsy:
<STRONG>
have some blue stuff you unfunny annoyance</STRONG>
Is Bizzaro an anoyance? I wouldn't know, I read half of the first sentence in his first post and haven't read anything else he has posted.
LAN2249
11-22-2002, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
Nice cheap shot. For your information I am not looking for a mate.
BTW - I was talking about when a person is in their 40's presumably done with having children but whatever.</STRONG>
Wasn't a cheap shot at all - not meant towards you or anyone else out there.
SheRa
11-22-2002, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
No reason to be sad - there's such a thing as too much of a good thing. True D's will eventually end up at your knees.
I think a little lingerie shopping for my date on Saturday is in order..... ;)</STRONG>
Yeah, but they told me I was a C. :confused:
I need to go shopping too. Fredericks? :D
Owens Never Sleeps
11-22-2002, 11:09 AM
Yeah! Go to Fredericks! Take some pics of you modeling what you buy, post 'em here and we'll give you the thumbs up or thumbs down!
[ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: Owens Never Sleeps ]
Juan Valdez
11-22-2002, 11:28 AM
Follow the string you must, for It will lead you through the den of iniquity to the shallow plane of the small of the back.
[ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: Juan Valdez ]
SeasonTicket
12-02-2002, 05:06 AM
KQ, LAN, & M'cat
I think you should look at this online lingere supplier; http://www.agentprovocateur.com/site/
irul&ublo
12-02-2002, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
Nice cheap shot. For your information I am not looking for a mate.
BTW - I was talking about when a person is in their 40's presumably done with having children but whatever.</STRONG>
Heh. A bit sensative, aren't we?
Originally posted by irul&ublo:
<STRONG>
Heh. A bit sensative, aren't we?</STRONG>
Not at all
Personally I believe a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
[ December 02, 2002: Message edited by: KQ ]
Raury
12-03-2002, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by KQ:
<STRONG>
Personally I believe a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
</STRONG>
And yet, the question still remains - Who needs a stationary haddock?
half-fast
12-06-2002, 05:05 PM
sweater puppies
Woodsy
03-30-2004, 04:10 PM
bump for the boob theme today
Ahhhhhhh LAN - where are LAN and Scoober now?
fridge
03-30-2004, 04:24 PM
This thread was started on my 19th birthday. Just thought I'd point that out.
The AD
03-30-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by KQ
Ahhhhhhh LAN - where are LAN and Scoober now?
Scoober has posted a few times, but haven't seen LAN here in a long time.
They need to get up to Alpental for the 4/18 tailgate.
freshies
03-30-2004, 04:51 PM
good god....i just wasted 10 minutes here @ work reading all these boobie posts.....god bless the internet.......how i love it so....ok, so female mags, let's see some of these possible new bras you all plan to shop for....pics please...we, as fellow mags, will post our feedback on the various models so that you can make an informed decision......
Originally posted by freshies
good god....i just wasted 10 minutes here @ work reading all these boobie posts.....god bless the internet.......how i love it so....ok, so female mags, let's see some of these possible new bras you all plan to shop for....pics please...we, as fellow mags, will post our feedback on the various models so that you can make an informed decision......
http://plussizebras.org/timDoreen-36I_.jpg
phUnk
03-30-2004, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by KQ
Personally I would be more depressed to see my once perky and firm breasts looking sad and saggy but that's just me. It makes me sad and saggy to think that I'll never see your perky and firm breasts.
I'll get the hottub fixed, I swear!
Lumpy
03-30-2004, 05:31 PM
This is the best day ever at TGR...
http://www.elsiesdaughter.com/bagbalm.jpg
Originally posted by phUnk
It makes me sad and saggy to think that I'll never see your perky and firm breasts.
I'll get the hottub fixed, I swear!
Promises, promises............
BTW - How is that lovely wife of yours?
iceman
03-30-2004, 05:34 PM
I know this is off topic, but look hard at phUnk's left toe. There's definitely an image there, kinda looks like Bob Marley about to hit a big newspaper-wrapped spliff - and it's freaking me out.
AntiSoCalSkier
03-30-2004, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Lumpy
This is the best day ever at TGR...
http://www.elsiesdaughter.com/bagbalm.jpg
My mother-in-law uses that stuff...
As hand lotion.
(Is this common in Northern New England?)
Originally posted by AntiSoCalSkier
My mother-in-law uses that stuff.
As hand lotion.
(Is this common in Northern New England?)
I use it on my horse when he get a cut or a rub.
Originally posted by fridge
This thread was started on my 19th birthday. Just thought I'd point that out.
Happy Bday Fridge! If that avatar has hairy toes it would look just like you when you walked in for a boot fit.
My wife is a professional bra fitter for a major lingerie company (lucky me:D ) She says that the number measures the width of your back not the size of your rack. The cup tells the size of the breast. To go from a 34 to a 36 requires a gain of 2 inches across the back not in the breast. Bra fittings given by appointment:)
Kellie
03-30-2004, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by KQ
Not at all
Personally I believe a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Got a laugh out of me on that one! Nice quote KQ!
Lumpy
03-30-2004, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by KQ
I use it on my horse when he get a cut or a rub.
My typically male, in the gutter mind first read that as "rub and a tug".
Spats
03-30-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by LAN2249
You guys get by with a little friend in between your legs. Us girls have to lug around two lumps of tissue on our chest for our entire life. Try it and then you'll understand what pain in the ass it is.
But you don't collapse in agony when someone hits you on the tit.
ak_powder_monkey
03-30-2004, 11:01 PM
Holy shit Lumpy that artvar is freaking me out
phUnk
03-30-2004, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by KQ
BTW - How is that lovely wife of yours? "Mrs" phUnk is a "Mrs" in any legal sense.
BTW - How are those lovely tits of yours?
phUnk
03-30-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by phUnk
BTW - How are those lovely tits of yours?
Crude, yes. But I just couldn't resist. :p
Schmear
03-30-2004, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by mrw
My wife is a professional bra fitter for a major lingerie company (lucky me:D )
So she gets you your bras on bro-form?
phUnk
03-30-2004, 11:25 PM
Lumpy
03-31-2004, 12:16 AM
http://phrontistery.50megs.com/Julie/boobs.jpg
Manzier anyone?
Blonde Battleax
03-31-2004, 12:32 AM
I'm continually shocked and amazed by women who spend much time whatsoever worrying about their breast size. Weird fetish.
Price of a tasteful boob job will buy you an around-the-world plane ticket. Fly around, see how other cultures view breast size, eat some interesting food, ride some elephants, open your mind, let go of your provincial values.
Or not.
Buy yourself some bad-ass, spinning chrome 20" rims for your car. Rock on till the break of dawn.
Stupid superficial people, and the people who love them. The good news here, is that for every female fool who believes bigger boobs are a good thing, there is a male counterpart who agrees. Hence, the species lives on!
splat
03-31-2004, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Blonde Battleax
I'm continually shocked and amazed by women who spend much time whatsoever worrying about their breast size. Weird fetish.
Price of a tasteful boob job will buy you an around-the-world plane ticket. Fly around, see how other cultures view breast size, eat some interesting food, ride some elephants, open your mind, let go of your provincial values.
Or not.
Buy yourself some bad-ass, spinning chrome 20" rims for your car. Rock on till the break of dawn.
Stupid superficial people, and the people who love them. The good news here, is that for every female fool who believes bigger boobs are a good thing, there is a male counterpart who agrees. Hence, the species lives on!
Oh, get real. And then post about it.
Blonde Battleax
03-31-2004, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Spats
But you don't collapse in agony when someone hits you on the tit.
Actually, it hurts like the devil...but it just rarely happens, I suppose. Or at least not as much as the ol' knee-to-the-nuts gag, a la dumb B-movies.
Blonde Battleax
03-31-2004, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by splat
Oh, get real. And then post about it.
Mine are all real, baby.
Find yourself an argument, and then post about it.
splat
03-31-2004, 12:51 AM
1. I think the species managed to proliferate without implants.
2. "All" is a very subjective word.
3. Pics would either verify or nullify 2.
Blonde Battleax
03-31-2004, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by splat
1. I think the species managed to proliferate without implants.
2. "All" is a very subjective word.
3. Pics would either verify or nullify 2.
Heh heh. Game on!
1. Indeed.
2. "All" is in fact a quantitative word. But you're awfully cute when you try to be all grown up and use big words.
3. Heh heh. Fair enough. If you'd really, really like to see some photos, I'll give you a link. But be careful what you wish for, my friend, and no crying to mama when you find yourself over your head. ;)
splat
03-31-2004, 01:06 AM
The quantitative was used subjectively,as it is only your opinion.
And yes, send the link. If it's over my head, I'll know you used to play pro basketball.
bad_roo
03-31-2004, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by KQ
"I'm a 34b and I'd like to be a 36"
Can anyone tell me what is wrong with this statement?
Yeah, it should be taken to Tech Talk, bitch. ;)
The AD
03-31-2004, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by splat
3. Pics would either verify or nullify 2.
You mean you really want to see phUnk's rack? ;)
splat
03-31-2004, 08:41 AM
It might not show up. I have a spam filter.
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