Why isn't the board angry anymore?

[Core Shot]

Have they been flashing subliminal messages encouraging us to all get along and love each other?
Have we all gone soft?
Have the young angry punks grown old and weak?

I kinda miss the old days when fear and intimidation was a mouse click away.
Watching the fresh meat learn the rules and respect the elders or be pummeled into oblivion.

This place is getting less epic and more epic ski.

[bklyn]

It's snowing.

edit: It's clear my first answer was incorrect... so...

Fuck You!

[YetiMan]

fuck you

[mrryde]

what he said ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Core Shot]

Thanks for not puting any smiley winky faces next to the fuck you's.

I feel better now.

[L7]

Trayc is a little cranky because her recent ski trip was a little chilly.

As to the initial question .....fuck you again!

[bklyn]

Trayc is a little cranky because her recent ski trip was a little chilly.

As to the initial question .....fuck you again!

Great skiing with you L7. Despite my last experience, I am once again back in Canada. Forecast is for increasing cold. Eff Canadian cold fronts... except when they come with snow.

[The Dad]

I suspect that most of us are more busy skiing than being angry.

Wait until October or November. Everyone should get good and testy by then.

[El Chupacabra]

Seth Hestra glove thread should renew your faith in the anger.

[edg]

And also provides further proof that shouting alot and swearing will get you everywhere, you fucking fucks.

edg

[BakerBoy]

Tippster is a fucking pussy, and is the new board mom.

[irul&ublo]

Tippster is a fucking pussy, and is the new board mom.


http://skiingismylife.com/summit2002/012_12.JPG

[BakerBoy]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative.jpg

[cj001f]

Is that the mistress BB?

[glademaster]

Go cram your "niceness" in your cock-holster Core Shot.:nonono2:

[Blurred]

You bitches use to cry when I brought the flame wars, now you're crying that I'm not flaming you chumps anymore. Hey Cumshot, remember the good ole days? :the_finge

[marshalolson]

You bitches use to cry when I brought the flame wars, now you're crying that I'm not flaming you chumps anymore. Hey Cumshot, remember the good ole days? :the_finge

you fuck. i DARE you to start shit with me. BRING IT YOU FAG

[Andy_B]

Shit, someone pissed in marshal's fruitloops today.

:D

[cj001f]

cj-too drunk to remember your date last night? :fuckyou:
It was after closing time and I was 5th or 6th inline. Tell your mom I'm sorry.

[Blurred]

you fuck. i DARE you to start shit with me. BRING IT YOU FAG

Your Mom loves big black thick cock. LOVES IT. LOVES IT!!!

[Core Shot]

You bitches use to cry when I brought the flame wars, now you're crying that I'm not flaming you chumps anymore. Hey Cumshot, remember the good ole days? :the_finge

Yeah, you Santorum-slurping cum-gargling hemmorhoid rimmer.
You sure changed now that you are gettin powder and pussy.

Its been fun to watch the pussy whipping take place before our very eyes.

Whos the next angry mo fo to take your place?
If you can't carry the baton, pass it on.

[marshalolson]

Your Mom loves big black thick cock. LOVES IT. LOVES IT!!!

thats all you got? :nonono2:

you really have gone soft.

i'll chop your fucking head off and piss down your trachea, till your lungs fill and burst.

[Core Shot]

Your Mom loves big black thick cock. LOVES IT. LOVES IT!!!

Hey asshat,
I thought you are the same fucktard that was all spraying about how you're so cool you're practically black, you got black friends, you hang at black clubs, etc., blah blah blah.

So why is it insulting that anyones mom likes a little (or is that a lot of?) Dark Meat?
Pussy is pussy and dick is dick. Black or white, its all allright.

Your slur only serves to insult you and your small minded racist world.

You are one inbred, Dri-gas drinking, holey underwearing, sister stuffing, greasy long stringy haired, scraggly bearded, cracker honkey motherfucker.

[Blurred]

Hey asshat,
I thought you are the same fucktard that was all spraying about how you're so cool you're practically black, you got black friends, you hang at black clubs, etc., blah blah blah.

So why is it insulting that anyones mom likes a little (or is that a lot of?) Dark Meat?
Pussy is pussy and dick is dick. Black or white, its all allright.

Your slur only serves to insult you and your small minded racist world.

You are one inbred, Dri-gas drinking, holey underwearing, sister stuffing, greasy long stringy haired, scraggly bearded, cracker honkey motherfucker.


You live in the midwest, live vicariously through me on the internet when you're not having sex with your sister, and pick peanuts out of your ass to see what you ate for dinner last night. Glad to see all dick is dick to you, now go stuff yourself with another huge, thick, black cock. Glad to see you're not choosy.

[Blurred]

thats all you got? :nonono2:

you really have gone soft.

i'll chop your fucking head off and piss down your trachea, till your lungs fill and burst.

Cumshot pm'd me requesting to feltch your Mom anally. Is he the first in line?

[Z]

I'll fuckinnnnnnnnn take your nuts right, put them shits right up on the table, just ya nuts. Then ill fuckin take a hammer and smash yo shit like BAAM!! BAAM!! BAAAM!!!

Then i'll fuckinnn go get a wire hanger right, bend that fucker out all curvy and pointy-like so it feels like a fuckinnn pineapple. Put that shit on the stove for like a half hour. Then stick it up yer ass all slow like tssssssssssss.

[Blurred]

I'll fuckin, i'll fuckin sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' you and feedin' you and feedin you!!!!


I'lll fuckin, I'll fuckin sew your eyelids open, and feed you nothing but sleeping pills!

[vinzclortho]

http://skiingismylife.com/summit2002/012_12.JPG


FUCKING NICE!!!!! I took this original picture like 4 years ago, stoked to see it's still out there and in use.

oh and FUCK YOU CORE SHOT

[Hayduke]

...I kinda miss the old days.... blah blah blah.

Join Date: 03-21-2005


Cunt.

[Core Shot]

Join Date: 03-21-2005


Cunt.

You mean the "old days" aren't 352 days ago?

Shit, my concept of time is really slipping.



I actually go back to 2003 under a different, more annoying and angry name, and I was an admitted lurker of tech talk for a while before that.

[irul&ublo]

You mean the "old days" aren't 352 days ago?

Shit, my concept of time is really slipping.



I actually go back to 2003 under a different, more annoying and angry name, and I was an admitted lurker of tech talk for a while before that.

So what....you're still a cunt with no proper concept of time.

[marshalolson]

So what....you're still a cunt with no proper concept of time.

you're a fucking homo, you homo

[Brocktoon]

I'm kinda surprised there hasn't been more abuse on this thread:

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48513

Linkeskier-101 got a free pair of flexons from XtrPickles and then turned around and tried to sell them on gear swap for $60. He did get some abuse, but not nearly what I'd expect. If you have some bile to spew, that would be an excellent venue.

[Hayduke]

You mean the "old days" aren't 352 days ago?

Shit, my concept of time is really slipping.



I actually go back to 2003 under a different, more annoying and angry name, and I was an admitted lurker of tech talk for a while before that.


You wanted nasty. You got nasty.

[good4nothing]

between this,

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48711

this,

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48697

and this,

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48627&page=2

I'm not so sure it's not angry anymore.

[P_McPoser]

So really then, line skier saved TGR?

[YetiMan]

I hate all you fucking fucks.

I'm going to kill your moms.

[good4nothing]

So really then, line skier saved TGR?

so it would appear.

[basom]

quoting wu-tang lyrics from '93 is not insulting to anyone.

[Woodsy]

quoting wu-tang lyrics from '93 is not insulting to anyone.
just reading Wu Tang and 93 in the same sentance, made me feel al ittle stoned at work.
thanks
BITCH!

[bad_roo]

I actually go back to 2003 under a different, more annoying and angry name, and I was an admitted lurker of tech talk for a while before that.

Bullshit.

[Core Shot]

Bullshit.

Thanks for the bollocking, ya narrow-arsed snotgobbler.

[YetiMan]

yes, why indeed is nobody bringing the anger anymore? (http://tetongravity.com/forums/showpost.php?p=664186&highlight=print+jong#post664186)

I'm over here in my virtual trailer shooting shit and screaming at people and nobody even notices my hard work. :fmicon:

[iceman]

It's all cycles, it mellows out then goes off. When it goes off people bitch about the hate. when it mellows everyone's bored to death. Hence the cycles.

Persoanlly, I have a few guys that bug me and I tweak them, but they don't bug me enough to do much more than that.

Maybe that will change, we'll see.

[Benny Profane]

A guy walks into a talent agent's office........

[YetiMan]

It's all cycles, it mellows out then goes off. When it goes off people bitch about the hate. when it mellows everyone's bored to death. Hence the cycles.

Persoanlly, I have a few guys that bug me and I tweak them, but they don't bug me enough to do much more than that.

Maybe that will change, we'll see.

is it that they bug you, or they bug your 26 aliases you shitbag!

:the_finge

this thread pisses me off.

:mad: :mad: fuckers:mad: :mad:

[Benny Profane]

...and he says, I've got an act for you!............

[YetiMan]

shut the fuck up

nobody wants to hear your stupid jokes

[Benny Profane]

..........No, really, it's a family act. I'm onstage with my beautiful wife, handsome 12 year old son, and my adorable 9 year old blond daughter........

[iceman]

is it that they bug you, or they bug your 26 aliases you shitbag!

:the_finge

this thread pisses me off.

:mad: :mad: fuckers:mad: :mad:

Quiet down there Jebediah or I'll sic Jibbin4Jesus on ya.

You don't want that.

[BigDaddy]

You're all a bunch of flaming maggots!

[G]

________

[brannen]

well,
i didnt bother to read nost of these
but i was basically "asked to leave" from epic from a couple people and sent here...
im still not nerdy enough to understand the 'puter lingo of all these nerds, but, i think i gots some of them
NFW WTB FS.... NotForWork WantToBuy... these are my gueses, why so nerdy with the letter saving abbrevs?

[irul&ublo]

well,
i didnt bother to read nost of these
but i was basically "asked to leave" from epic from a couple people and sent here...
im still not nerdy enough to understand the 'puter lingo of all these nerds, but, i think i gots some of them
NFW WTB FS.... NotForWork WantToBuy... these are my gueses, why so nerdy with the letter saving abbrevs?

http://images.foundrymusic.com/JPEG/cup_of_shutthefuckup.jpg

We're angry. Don't make fun of our abbreviations.

[Steven S. Dallas]

why so nerdy with the letter saving abbrevs?

STFU, JONG.

[HyRUPz]

Yeah? I say STFUYFJBIFYM ... plus MDWSOY beeyotch

And, as an aside, go eat a box of exlax, smoke a pack of smokes and drink a pot o coffee AKPM ... it'll help your photog skills, trust me ...

Yours truly,
:the_finge

[WWCD]

I think each and everyone of you is special.

[irul&ublo]

I think each and everyone of you is special.

Suck my dick.

[Sublime]

________

That is fucking classic

[gonzo]

Because Pinner left and Brett got a girlfriend.



..and because you are all pussies.

[irul&ublo]

Because .... Brett got a girlfriend.



..and because you are all pussies.

Yeah, but he leaves her dissatisfied and yearning for a real man.

[mrw]

Have they been flashing subliminal messages encouraging us to all get along and love each other?
Have we all gone soft?
Have the young angry punks grown old and weak?

I kinda miss the old days when fear and intimidation was a mouse click away.
Watching the fresh meat learn the rules and respect the elders or be pummeled into oblivion.

This place is getting less epic and more epic ski.

Everyone is getting laid on a regular basis. No one is suffering from toxic sperm build up (TSB)

[irul&ublo]

Everyone is getting laid on a regular basis. No one is suffering from toxic sperm build up (TSB)

You forgot about Max.

[irul&ublo]

Given the recent round of postings, I thought this deserved a bump.

[Pow4Brains]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BUMP!!!!

[irul&ublo]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BUMP!!!!

http://www.wherethegoldat.com/nincomfuckingpoop/blackjesus2_2.gif

[Pow4Brains]

^^^^^^^^Good stuff. I am definitely saving that for a couple of co-workers. Please note lack of smilies was not intentional if offense was taken. Just had to do my duty to ensure the rage.;) The bump was solid.

[irul&ublo]

No offense taken...after all, this is the being mad thread.:FIREdevil

[Below Zero]

Over the past year, this board has gotten way soft. Now it you flame a JONG, you may get several responses, "Oh, leave the poor guy alone!"

FUCK OFF!

[leroy jenkins]

Over the past year, this board has gotten way soft. Now it you flame a JONG, you may get several responses, "Oh, leave the poor guy alone!"

FUCK OFF!

Now that I have passed the 1000 post mark, I am really trying to do my part to be an asshole. I'll try harder.

[irul&ublo]

Now that I have passed the 1000 post mark, I am really trying to do my part to be an asshole. I'll try harder.

Completely unnecessary.

[FNG]

:fuckyou:

Yeah, that's right. I went there.

[Rasputin]

Now that I have passed the 1000 post mark, I am really trying to do my part to be an asshole. I'll try harder.

Here, let's see if I can help you be more of an asshole: Does your 1200 posts since last December really help compensate for your pin dick? :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil

Er, nothing personal, I'm just drunk.

[Core Shot]

This Bump's for ROO ! (http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82834)

[Roo]

This Bump's for ROO ! (http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82834)

I was in a shitty mood yesterday. (http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82833)

[Core Shot]

You hemmorhoid chafing, knob gobbling, goo swapping turd garglers.

Its a "2 Jongs 1 Cup" festival out there.

FYI, all the jonging and beat downs for the stupid questions from the epic ski gaper crowd is essential to stopping the endless flood of stoopid questions from level 2 texan skiers registering today to start a thread to make their 4 posts in before they dissappear forever.
Need an example?
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100161
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100861

The reason for the jong beat down and lack of serious responses is to discourage them.
Its not a cute "hazing" its a "get the fuck out of here you don't belong"

Its like feeding the homeless.
If you turn your restaurant into a soup kitchen, the regular patrons won't be able to get in the fucking door.

I know you folks that joined in 2006 feel all honored and proud to be non-jongs, but swallow your gay pride and resist the desire to show how fucking expert and core you are by helping a newbie clueless fartbag wearing Texan. If you want to be nice, tell them to go to epic ski. Otherwise, shut the fuck up you fucking fucks.

Its Fall.
The Jongs are coming.
Beat them down, for fucks sake or there will be an infestation.

[Pow4Brains]

You hemmorhoid chafing, knob gobbling, goo swapping turd garglers.

Its a "2 Jongs 1 Cup" festival out there.

FYI, all the jonging and beat downs for the stupid questions from the epic ski gaper crowd is essential to stopping the endless flood of stoopid questions from level 2 texan skiers registering today to start a thread to make their 4 posts in before they dissappear forever.
Need an example?
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100161
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100861

The reason for the jong beat down and lack of serious responses is to discourage them.
Its not a cute "hazing" its a "get the fuck out of here you don't belong"

Its like feeding the homeless.
If you turn your restaurant into a soup kitchen, the regular patrons won't be able to get in the fucking door.

I know you folks that joined in 2006 feel all honored and proud to be non-jongs, but swallow your gay pride and resist the desire to show how fucking expert and core you are by helping a newbie clueless fartbag wearing Texan. If you want to be nice, tell them to go to epic ski. Otherwise, shut the fuck up you fucking fucks.

Its Fall.
The Jongs are coming.
Beat them down, for fucks sake or there will be an infestation.

:yourock:
...........

[Obi-Jong Kenobi]

Have the young angry punks grown old and weak?

[Core Shot]

Have the young angry punks grown old and weak?

sigh. Yes. How else could you have made 53 posts in your first 2 days without getting a verbal beat down.
I would throw some insults your way, but I'm really tired and weak. Maybe tomorrow I can give you a proper goat raping.

[ScottG]

Bring back the Olde Days.

Please.

You are all a bunch of goat raping Fartbag wearing, ski tote-ing, epic skiing hairy bears.

I remember when this place was only about big mountain skiing.

Does "Maggot" originate from Skiing Magazine?
I might as well buy a copy of Skiing Magazine since its the same worthless drivel that saturates this place lately.
More flat inbounds TR's please! More questions about the best carving ski! More off topic posts from newly registered "SkiingMaggots" please!

[Core Shot]

Bring back the Olde Days.

Please.

You are all a bunch of goat raping Fartbag wearing, ski tote-ing, epic skiing hairy bears.

I remember when this place was only about big mountain skiing.

Does "Maggot" originate from Skiing Magazine?
I might as well buy a copy of Skiing Magazine since its the same worthless drivel that saturates this place lately.
More flat inbounds TR's please! More questions about the best carving ski! More off topic posts from newly registered "SkiingMaggots" please!

Maybe we should bring back sno-country magazine.
I bet the old farty lawyers on the board would looove it.

Do I have to join newschoolers to find real skiers and youthful anger?

[irul&ublo]

Maybe we should bring back sno-country magazine.
I bet the old farty lawyers on the board would looove it.

Do I have to join newschoolers to find real skiers and youthful anger?


http://images.cafepress.com/image/2777226_125x125.jpg

[skifishbum]

CAP LOCK ANGER BUMP