Utah mini paaaarty

[boarderline]

We need a venue for the annual Utah mini party so that Mini goers can showcase their mad furry costume and alcohol consumption skills.

I'll volunteer to host because a) my house is 5 minutes from the mouth of LCC and b) we had a great time hosting the shindig last year.


What say ye maggots?

[skiguide]

We need a venue for the annual Utah mini party so that Mini goers can showcase their mad furry costume and alcohol consumption skills.

I'll volunteer to host because a) my house is 5 minutes from the mouth of LCC and b) we had a great time hosting the shindig last year.


What say ye maggots?

You may have to fight me & skiingbear for the honor, however...
since we have a WETBAR!!!!!!! in the family room/basement of our new house..

but your new house is pretty sweet too.

maybe we'll split the duties, k?

[Dantheman]

i wanna party at skibears house this year!!!!

...looks like they have a very spacious place to host this.

Edit: This is altachic..one of these days i'll stop posting under my husbands name. :rolleyes:

[SkiingBear]

Let's just pray for snow in the valley during the mini. Our backyard is easily big enough to build up some drunk skiing/boarding excitement.

Maybe a new precendent needs to be set for 2 major parties for the mini???

[boarderline]

Let's just pray for snow in the valley during the mini. Our backyard is easily big enough to build up some drunk skiing/boarding excitement.

Maybe a new precendent needs to be set for 2 major parties for the mini???

I like the way you think. The more parties, the merrier.

My new house is about 3000 sq. feet so there's plenty of room to mingle.

[skiguide]

I like the way you think. The more parties, the merrier.

My new house is about 3000 sq. feet so there's plenty of room to mingle.

I raise you 3600 sq. ft ;) B

[boarderline]

I raise you 3600 sq. ft ;) B

I call your puny 600 sq. feet and raise you another 1000 sq. feet....wait, never mind. ;)

How about we get down with our bad selves at your house on Friday night the 10th, and at my house on Saturday night the 11th?

Two or more Mini parties would be radness.

Anyone else want to step up and volunteer to have yet another party? C'mon, you know you do.

EDIT: My liver is crying already.

[teledave]

Fuck, Fuck, fuckity, fuck!

How am I gonna talk my wife into letting me come back from a week in UT on Sat 2/4 and then go back on the following TH or FR?

Important meeting with the Gov.?
Business Trip?
I'm really a super secret CIA agent and the security of the country is as stake?

C'mon maggs I need some really good ideas.

[StroupSkier]

Fuck, Fuck, fuckity, fuck!

How am I gonna talk my wife into letting me come back from a week in UT on Sat 2/4 and then go back on the following TH or FR?

Important meeting with the Gov.?
Business Trip?
I'm really a super secret CIA agent and the security of the country is as stake?

C'mon maggs I need some really good ideas.

Missed the plane flight back??? Stay out there for 2 weeks.
Fly her out for the 3 or 4 days in between and treat her to some spa treatment at Snowbird. Might be pricey though.

[Buzzworthy]

You may have to fight me & skiingbear for the honor, however...
since we have a WETBAR!!!!!!! in the family room/basement of our new house..

but your new house is pretty sweet too.

maybe we'll split the duties, k?


I will be partying here, as my bed will be made and waiting for me to pass out on eventually. :biggrin:


And the next night or night before, I will have Bear drive me and Guide back from Boaderlines party so I can sleep on my bed that is made and waiting for me to pass out on. :biggrin: :biggrin:


That is what happens when I am storing the bed for you in one hell of a cramped garage now. :biggrin: ;) :biggrin:

[LaramieSkiBum]

I will supply wyoming beer. Tell me what yall are looking for. I am a new belgium fan myself. Or Camo 40's...depends on bills :-).

We could start a paypal account just for the booze/food or something. :biggrin:

[splat]

How much would a limo be for the evening, doing pickups and drops, to make sure everyone can enjoy themselves without sweating the drive? That comfort is so nice after a good party. Maggot limo? Don't we know someone who is a muckity-muck at Smith these days???



How super could he be, that SuperG, while gaining a little publicity???

[boarderline]

I will supply wyoming beer. Tell me what yall are looking for. I am a new belgium fan myself. Or Camo 40's...depends on bills :-).

We could start a paypal account just for the booze/food or something. :biggrin:

Dude, we should so get a keg of something good. Failing that, a bit of quantity of Fat Tire or some other good pale ale would be the bomb diggity.

[LaramieSkiBum]

Dude, we should so get a keg of something good. Failing that, a bit of quantity of Fat Tire or some other good pale ale would be the bomb diggity.


I smell another poll "brewing"

Fat would be sweet. I'm a fan of the sunshine too, or Laramie's Altitude's 7200

[Buzzworthy]

I personally have overdone the Fat Tire and like a bit more hoppiness in my pale ale. PM me Lar, we can talk about a keg for sure and get some real good suds.

I like the way you think. :biggrin:

[Buzzworthy]

How much would a limo be for the evening, doing pickups and drops, to make sure everyone can enjoy themselves without sweating the drive? That comfort is so nice after a good party. Maggot limo? Don't we know someone who is a muckity-muck at Smith these days???



How super could he be, that SuperG, while gaining a little publicity???


Yeah, good point Splat. This is Utah, you WILL go to jail if you drive, just trust me on that one, learned this the hard way.

Plus I hope the roads are all white anyway so I will coordinate with the party throwers and make sure we have cab numbers, maybe some extra sleeping bags from the Utard crew to donate for drunken skiers, .....

In Utah, the party thower is responsible for the guests leaving their house IF you had been served alchohol by them. SO, out of great respect for the party thowers, please use your best judgement AND DO NOT DRIVE IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING!!!

[LaramieSkiBum]

In Utah, the party thower is responsible for the guests leaving their house IF you had been served alchohol by them. SO, out of great respect for the party thowers, please use your best judgement AND DO NOT DRIVE IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING!!!

Are you serious?....this isn't just for contributing to a minor?

whoa....what a concept.


Is it against the law to permit another person to "get drunk"?
Yes, it is. Utah Code Annotated 32a-12-216(2) states, "A person may not permit any other person to become intoxicated as defined in section 76-9-701, or any intoxicated person to consume any alcoholic beverage in any premises of which the person is the owner, tenant, or occupant, or in any chartered bus or limousine of which the person is the owner or operator.

A violation of this section is an infraction.


you gotta be shittin me?! I didn't know this one either:


Is there such a thing as "Happy Hour" in Utah?
As far as liquor licensees and liquor sales are concerned, no. Happy hours or any other promotion which discounts beer or liquor prices is prohibited, as is anything else which promotes over consumption.

[Buzzworthy]

Are you serious?....this isn't just for contributing to a minor?

whoa....what a concept.




you gotta be shittin me?! I didn't know this one either:


The beauty of a keg is that you were not served by them. It was help yourself, right? ;)

BUT, kegs are illegal in Utah. :rolleyes:


Yes, when I bartended, you do have to watch it. I stopped them when they fell down. :biggrin:

[boarderline]

Yeah, good point Splat. This is Utah, you WILL go to jail if you drive, just trust me on that one, learned this the hard way.

Plus I hope the roads are all white anyway so I will coordinate with the party throwers and make sure we have cab numbers, maybe some extra sleeping bags from the Utard crew to donate for drunken skiers, .....

In Utah, the party thower is responsible for the guests leaving their house IF you had been served alchohol by them. SO, out of great respect for the party thowers, please use your best judgement AND DO NOT DRIVE IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING!!!

Plenty of couch/futon/floor space en mi casa if needed.

[splat]

Glad you caught part of my drift.......

[Buzzworthy]

Glad you caught part of my drift.......


Well, when you have an 8th month old that is on the move and keeping you very busy from 5am to 10pm, the old brain does not work to its capacity.


The Smith and Super G stuff I am obviously out not knowing what you are speaking about. Part not gotten. :frown:

[rightcoast]

I will be out there this winter for the Utah mini for sure!!
Nothing like sea-level lungs and consecutive nights of boozing to make me feel like a million bucks.

[MTT]

Let's just pray for snow in the valley during the mini. Our backyard is easily big enough to build up some drunk skiing/boarding excitement.

Maybe a new precendent needs to be set for 2 major parties for the mini???
SHIT!! mwho needs snow? Just hose down your new lawn!!

[skiguide]

In Utah, the party thower is responsible for the guests leaving their house IF you had been served alchohol by them. SO, out of great respect for the party thowers, please use your best judgement AND DO NOT DRIVE IF YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING!!!

Yea, that's pretty much the law in every state.

And I'm sure many of us haven't considered the potential ramifications for our hosts in the past, and we've all probably left parties that we shouldn't have when it's really not a big deal to crash.

Seriously, though, I"ve always had an open door policy on that issue, and pretty much, I think everyone should just PLAN to stay, unless you have a DD/nice sober person driving.

1st Annual Maggot ORGY! (er... i mean, slumber party)

with 6 bedrooms, and two great rooms essentially, and not nearly enough furniture to fill it all yet or by the time the mini rolls around, there should be plenty of floor space available. and maybe even some other choice spots.

a big skier's breakfast where we all pitch in could be fun the next morning anyway.

[powderwhore]

Congrats on the new digs!




Do you really need all that room though? Seems awful big for just two people who work and travel quite extensively.

Who needs furniture. Says the guy who's only peice of furniture is a LayZBoy recliner.

[Below Zero]

Shit dog, which one of you Utards do I need to drink under the table? :biggrin:

Edit: I just realized that this post will probably bite me in the ass. I reserve the right to delete it at a later date! :biggrin:

[skiguide]

Congrats on the new digs!

Do you really need all that room though? Seems awful big for just two people who work and travel quite extensively.



Haha.. yea, the size is a bit absurd and not exactly what we planned on - it just popped up- we bought the house more for the double lot than anything else - a whopping .40 acres! which at the same price, we were looking at things with half that. however, we each need a home office (as of Jan 1 - we'll both be working from home, in addition to travel)

plus an exercise/spinning room for the bike nut and his bike nut buddies.

and 2 guest bedrooms is nice.

and don't forget the rottweiler is the size of an additional human:)

since we keep freaking talking about it (but its so exciting:) here's a gratuitous link to pictures:

http://www.kodakgallery.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?&collid=919684667205&page=1&sort_order=0

[powderhound]

whatever, you guys are going to join the predominant church and start pumping out children left and right :p

[SkiingBear]

Shit dog, which one of you Utards do I need to drink under the table? :biggrin:

Edit: I just realized that this post will probably bite me in the ass. I reserve the right to delete it at a later date! :biggrin:
There's going to be drinking under the table? Shit man, be my guest, you'll be lucky if you fit under the table. Then again, when I get done with you I'll be able to fold you in half and place you under the table. :the_finge


....or maybe not...I talk a lot of shit, I know.

[irul&ublo]

Suggested Party Games/Pranks

1. Take AKPM out to local hot spots and see how many women turn him down.

2. Put training wheels on phUnk's motorcycle.

3. Wouldn't that statue of Moroni look good in drag?

4. See if we can get Splat a senior citizen discount at Denney's

out of ideas

[Buzzworthy]

Shit dog, which one of you Utards do I need to drink under the table? :biggrin:

Edit: I just realized that this post will probably bite me in the ass. I reserve the right to delete it at a later date! :biggrin:


If only beers, you are on bitch. I don't touch the liquor.


Edit: I also reserve the right to wake up still drunk, get my ski clothes on, lay back down on the floor and proceed to get multiple "sandy vag" calls from the Goggled Foggy one, thus never making it to the mountain as more drinks started flowing again in my freaking coffee. :rolleyes:

[Below Zero]

If only beers, you are on bitch. I don't touch the liquor.

3.2% doesn't count! :D

[splat]

Suggested Party Games/Pranks

See if we can get Splat a senior citizen discount at Denney's after everyone eats five hits of acid and see who pukes first.

C'mon dude, make it interesting.

[Buzzworthy]

3.2% doesn't count! :D

Name your suds. I only drink that crap for another 15 days, then I am 4 miles from Idaho beer store and will have a nice tolerance yet again by the time this happens.


What you saw at the Falling Rock was me sipping 3 beers.


Don't mess with Buzz and his beer. :p

[crashnburn'd]

bump
.....

[nhtele]

I reckon I could bring down a keg of Zonker Stout, Snake River Lager, or similar from Jackson.

[Buzzworthy]

I reckon I could bring down a keg of Zonker Stout, Snake River Lager, or similar from Jackson.


I recon you are correct sir! I think Stout may be a bit too on the "fill you up" side, but an ale or lager from Snake River would be keen.

[criscam]

I recon you are correct sir! I think Stout may be a bit too on the "fill you up" side, but an ale or lager from Snake River would be keen.

mmmmmmm! Snake River!

[The Dude]

how about shot luge for the party? I'd be happy to bring the stand w/ me for the mini, just need a table to set it on and a 300 lb block of ice.

[boarderline]

THIS JUST IN:

We're going to have a band for the party at our house.

If anyone's curious about the venue, there are pics here. (http://www.jsvt.net/1150313/?b=false)

[Buzzworthy]

THIS JUST IN:

We're going to have a band for the party at our house.

If anyone's curious about the venue, there are pics here. (http://www.jsvt.net/1150313/?b=false)


This just in!


There is going to be some sloppy skiing and many safety meetings the next day! :biggrin:

[skiguide]

This just in!


There is going to be some sloppy skiing and many safety meetings the next day! :biggrin:

yea, if you actually make it to snowbasin's slopes on sunday... you have a poor history of that...

[skiguide]

THIS JUST IN:

We're going to have a band for the party at our house.

If anyone's curious about the venue, there are pics here. (http://www.jsvt.net/1150313/?b=false)

Shite, dude....

Guess we have to step up... maybe we should have the ice luge then:)

[Buzzworthy]

yea, if you actually make it to snowbasin's slopes on sunday... you have a poor history of that...

pot calling the kettle black I see? ;)


I recall someone was in their ski gear waiting for said pot to get her shit together while DaddyMac continued with the Bailys and coffee, then champagne,...................

:D

[skiguide]

like you were actually going to get off the floor.

[Buzzworthy]

like you were actually going to get off the floor.

If you moved that big ass of yours off the couch, then I would have removed myself from the floor. :biggrin: ;)


love ya :biggrin:

[daPig]

THIS JUST IN:

We're going to have a band for the party at our house.

If anyone's curious about the venue, there are pics here. (http://www.jsvt.net/1150313/?b=false)

Excellent! It will be an easy drunken bike ride home for me...or maybe not so easy :eek:

[Below Zero]

Will Buzz be chained in the corner, because I'm kinda scared of him.

[irul&ublo]

Will Buzz be chained in the corner, because I'm kinda scared of him.

Moroni frowns on bondage.

[Buzzworthy]

Will Buzz be chained in the corner, because I'm kinda scared of him.


As long as it is by hot naked women and they don't chain one arm so I can continue my quest to eliminate beer from the face of this earth single handly.



Me, not so scary: my capabilities, eh, maybe a bit scary. ;)

[boarderline]

If you want to hear some tracks from Post Meridian, the band which will be playing at our little fiesta, they can be found here: http://www.myspace.com/postmeridian

[Buzzworthy]

One week to go bump

[boarderline]

http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/photodisc/pdil145/pdil145009.jpg

Hear ye. Hear ye. Step right up.

The Boarderline Junkshow Extravaganza will commence at or around 8 PM on Saturday night, February 11.

HEAR

LIVE music from Post Meridian (http://myspace.com/postmeridian). Post Meridian most definately puts on a great live show and can't be missed.

SEE

Ski and snowboard porn at unheard of dimensions of clarity and size. A digital projector will be serving up the gnar at 120" of high-definition radness.

TASTE

Delectable concoctions by our own executive chef, Mrs. Boarderline. And if you want to bring anything, that's cool too. BYOB, please.

DIRECTIONS

Google maps (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=2246+Karalee+Way,+Sandy,+UT+84092&ll=40.567285,-111.826487&spn=0.013497,0.043259).

From Alta/Snowbird:

1: Start out going WEST on LITTLE COTTONWOOD CANYON RD / UT-210 toward WASATCH RESORT. 6.6 miles
2: Turn LEFT onto S LITTLE COTTONWOOD RD / UT-209. 2.8 miles
3: Turn LEFT onto EASTDELL DR/2300 E. 0.9 miles
4: Turn RIGHT onto KARALEE WAY. 0.1 miles
5: End at 2246 Karalee Way


Looking forward to seeing y'all there.