Surfing Mag

[lemon boy]

Q: When did Surfing Magazine become so shallow. :shrug:

I picked one up at la airopuerto the other day (such a wonderful selection of sport magazines available :rolleyes: ) and it is now written by chimpanzies that got canned from freeze apparently. I felt dumber for having "read" it. The only semi-coherent piece was the river surfing one and even that was english enfeebled. (Some "great" quotes by our own riversurfing spammaster).

Also, when did the ass of the month club end? Did they run out of asses to photograph? The mind boggles at such a thought. I finally buy one of their products and no more A-O-T-M-C? Lame. Notice: Fanning Sandles = Rules.

[Core Shot]

The Surfers Path.

Ridiculously expensive but very well written with nice artistic pics.
Much cheaper if you subscribe.

[cj001f]

Much cheaper if you subscribe.
They recently had a subscription deal going which was 1 yr Subscription+DVD+T-shirt+reefs for $35.

Surfers Journal is also expensive, and good. Surfer is the best of the mainstream magazines.

[tuffy109]

surfer's path = english
surfer's journal = american

guess which is better? ;)

[Riversurf]

[QUOTE=lemon boy]Q: When did Surfing Magazine become so shallow. :shrug:

I felt dumber for having "read" it. The only semi-coherent piece was the river surfing one and even that was english enfeebled. (Some "great" quotes by our own riversurfing spammaster).


Like I said
TALK YOUR SHIT TO MY FACE!
Surfing magazine is shit and the writer of the river surfing article is a bitch just like you. I have horrible writing skills but come check out my sub-missions(not written).
And don't ever use the word "great" again. You don't understand the meaning!

Mack


http://www.surfrivers.com/site05/africa/images/1DFH0230.jpg

[Superstar Punani]

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Like I said
TALK YOUR SHIT TO MY FACE!


Awwwwww! How romantic!!!

[Free Range Lobster]

Who the fuck is this jong with his cute little "OMGWTFLivestock tattoos that make him a tough gnar surfer" boyfriend?

[mountainbored]

Congratulations to the new couple! Too bad he's such a bitch.

"Tracks"- Aussie mag that's way better than our Seppo rags.

[Riversurf]

Awwwwww! How romantic!!!

Hey Supa-
That is Gavin Sutherland in the photo. Are you sure your really from the Islands? Thought you would know who Gavin is.
The rainbow is nice. I think SF may be rubbing off on you. Or maybe your rubbing SF off.
Mack
:fm:

[Riversurf]

Who the fuck is this jong with his cute little "OMGWTFLivestock tattoos that make him a tough gnar surfer" boyfriend?

Like I said-
Elijah mack
E&J's Barbershop
960 W.7th Ave
Eugene, OR. 97402

The tattoos don't mean shit. But would be more than happy to show how tough I am!
I dare you to take me up on my invitation!
Bitch!
Mack
:eek:

[Riversurf]

Congratulations to the new couple! Too bad he's such a bitch.

"Tracks"- Aussie mag that's way better than our Seppo rags.


Come on you little girl, you have my name and address. What else do you need gas money?
When your punk ass shows up I'll reimburse your travel expenses.
You will have to pay for your hospital bill!
Fucking Seppo!
Mack
:fuckyou:

[Free Range Lobster]

Yessssss

A new address to use for filling out surveys!

Discount viagra on the intarweb here i come!

[Riversurf]

Yessssss

A new address to use for filling out surveys!

Discount viagra on the intarweb here i come!


Come on retard. The address is on both my websites.(surfrivers.com/mosfaded.com) It is no secret. But a moron like you would spend his time taking surveys on how to get your angry inch to function!
Mack

[Free Range Lobster]

Come on retard. The address is both my websites. It is no secret. But a moron like you would spend his time taking surveys on how to get your angry inch to function!
Mack

Well, you two DO need a wedding present, I'm sure that burnin hunka man can't keep you happy.

[lemon boy]

You want me to talk my shit to your face? Okay, Surfing mag made you sound exactly like the giant forum spamming douchebag that you are. Good enough?

Jaysus Kee-rist! You just found this? Looking hard on the forum for any mention of the word "river" huh? :nonono2:

Shape up or ship you you jive ass turkey. If had even half a CLUE (http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20100) about what is going on at this forum then maybe you'd have half a CLUE (http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20100) as to what's happening to you and why. But you don't, know why? Cause you won't take a fucking second of your time to figure it out, it ain't hard either. People lightin you up is a direct result of your actions.

I ain't got the time to hold ever jive ass turkey's hand while he figures out what's going on, don't be blamin me cause the kitchen is hot: WE FUCKING COOK IN HERE.

[Riversurf]

You want me to talk my shit to your face? Okay, Surfing mag made you sound exactly like the giant forum spamming douchebag that you are. Good enough?

Jaysus Kee-rist! You just found this? Looking hard on the forum for any mention of the word "river" huh? :nonono2:

Shape up or ship you you jive ass turkey. If had even half a CLUE (http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20100) about what is going on at this forum then maybe you'd have half a CLUE (http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20100) as to what's happening to you and why. But you don't, know why? Cause you won't take a fucking second of your time to figure it out, it ain't hard either. People lightin you up is a direct result of your actions.

I ain't got the time to hold ever jive ass turkey's hand while he figures out what's going on, don't be blamin me cause the kitchen is hot: WE FUCKING COOK IN HERE.


You just said surfing mag is shit, then you like how they fuck real people over. Your a real piece of shit.
Where are you who are you?
At least I have enough balls to say who i am what i believe in and where to find me.

And just so you know Surfing mag stole the africa trip from me.
Read this- printed 6 months before Africa- Bitch!




Surfing up Stream

Elijah Mack, 34, surfs the rapids known on the map as New Wave but known to kayakers as Screamer on the McKenzie River last week.

What started with a small ripple of interest has since grown to an addiction of whitewater proportions for river wave surfer Elijah Mack.
Mack, 34, is a one-man revolutionary, conquering wave after river wave.
"I am the leading force in pushing this sport," said Mack, the founder and president of World River Surfing Association and owner of Eugene-based Mos Faded Urban Barbershop.


Already known locally for his trims, Mack wants the world to sit up and take notice of a sport that's just beginning to come of age, but he hasn't had much luck garnering the interest of the surfing industry.
"It doesn't matter that the surf industry isn't giving me any love," Mack said, adding that local media, in addition to Oregon Public Broadcasting and Surfer's Path magazine are taking note.
He said it's not about the fame, it's all about riding the waves.
"It's not because I want to get exposure, it's because I want to go ride these waves and the only way to do that is through sponsorships," he said -- referring to legendary waves like the Overland Truck Eater, a Class-5 standing wave on the Zambezie River in Africa, named for the size of the object that could be sucked into it.
"When the river levels are just right -- only for two weeks in the summer and two weeks in the winter -- an eight-foot right-hand barrel grinds off all day long," he said of the infamous wave. "When I ride that wave it will be all over (the media)."
Mack learned of stationary wave surfing through a video about the Lunch Counter wave -- the biggest rapid in the Snake River Canyon, with a height that can exceed 10 feet and a shear wave at the end of its haystacks that can flip rafts and engulf kayakers.
The video provided the spark, but it would be several years before Mack would test the waters.
"I was just taking my dog for a walk along Butte Creek in Chico, Calif., and I stumbled on a little wave," Mack said.
That little wave became his first river surf in 1997, and he rode it about 15 times before calling it a day.
Two years later, Mack met a body border in Phoenix, Ariz., who knew where a stationary wave was just outside the city in a canal.
"That's what really sparked my interest," Mack said.
He then searched all over the Phoenix area for suitable waves to ride.
"None of those waves I could stand up on, though. I could just body board," Mack said.
Within a month, Mack found what he was looking for on-line. He loaded the youngest two of his three sons -- Alec, 9, Chance, 7, and Hurricane, 3 -- into a rental car and made off for the Colorado River to surf.
And he got hooked.
Mack has surfed rivers throughout Oregon, in Washington, Hawaii, Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, Wyoming and British Columbia -- where he made a name for himself as a river surfer on the Skookumchuck.
"It's the most dangerous stationary wave for kayakers in the world and the most famous," Mack said. "It can't be done (surfed) that often because behind the waves are giant whirlpools."
Skookumchuck, meaning strong or turbulent water in Chinook, is appropriately titled. The massive whirlpools have killed 14 unlucky people in the last 11 years, but Mack came out on top as the second person ever to ride the notorious currents that can reach speeds up to 30 mph.
While Mack concedes the sport can be dangerous, he also says it just depends on where you surf.
"First thing you start off with is a body board," he said. "I stand right behind the rapid and push people into it. It's really easy to learn and it's not as dangerous as people think -- at least in terms of where I take them."
Mack's boys are following in their father's footsteps.
"He's ridden the waves and he's ridden a ripple," Mack said of Chance and Hurricane respectively. "Hurricane's the only 3-year-old in the world who yells out 'Surfing!' when he sees a river. Well, at least I think he is."
Mack contacted the City of Eugene on a proposal to build a stationary wave park in Alton Baker Park, but the project could take considerable time and money. Mack said he's withdrawn that proposal in place of another concept.
"The revised proposal is not to build in Alton Baker but to redo the weirs (on the Willamette River) to have year-round stationary waves in Glenwood," he said. "The weirs is a minor undertaking in terms of construction. It's just a matter of getting it through all the right channels to get it done."
Mack is also trying to get the World River Surfing Association to a non-profit status, with the hopes of starting a river surfing competition, and is working with a surfboard company on a special soft board design specifically for stationary surfing.
Even though Mack is a seasoned surfer -- both ocean and river -- he said he hasn't tried any snowboarder moves, which are made possible with board straps.
"I'm leaving that for the young up-and-comers," he said.
Up-and-comers, that is, like Chance and Hurricane.

[Black Market]

:rolleyes:

[lemon boy]

You just said surfing mag is shit, then you like how they fuck real people over. Your a real piece of shit.
Where are you who are you?
At least I have enough balls to say who i am what i believe in and where to find me.

And just so you know Surfing mag stole the africa trip from me.
Read this- printed 6 months before Africa- Bitch!


did you just have a brain fart? Do you feel like surfing ripped you off? Scooped your story?

Who am I? That should be obvious: I'm the LEMON BOY.
Where am I? Told you that already douche: The Alco-Hall of Fame.

what the fuck more do you want? I just am floored at how immature you are. Coming into my house and shitting all over the rug. Pathetic. If this is how you promote the "sport" of riversurfing :rolleyes2 :rolleyes: :rolleyes2 :rolleyes: maybe I'll send you a dollar to get a real PR team or something. SHit.

[Big Tim]

Like I said-
Elijah mack
E&J's Barbershop
960 W.7th Ave
Eugene, OR. 97402

The tattoos don't mean shit. But would be more than happy to show how tough I am!
I dare you to take me up on my invitation!
Bitch!
Mack
:eek:

Perhaps you should read this.......

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0471654655.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Free Range Lobster]

Is this your attempt at making up for being afraid of sharks and deep water?

Or does salt water just burn your eyes too much?

[Riversurf]

Is this your attempt at making up for being afraid of sharks and deep water?

Or does salt water just burn your eyes too much?

Where do you live KOOK? Not in SF! But if you do live in SF the next time you surf then(which won't be untill summer)just ask about me, Bitch!
And to Little Tim- I saw you post once a pic of Fort Point and I thought you were the "Real" Big Tim from SF, guess not. I think tiny tim isa better name.
Talk to Likdic about his angry inch pills!
Still can't get any of you pussies to say who or where you are. Please let some of you be in SF. I have some people who want to say HI!

:fmicon:

[Riversurf]

Perhaps you should read this.......

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0471654655.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


The pitbull of penis development? This cornhole must be your boyfriend!
Wait maybe you do live in SF-The Castro!

[lemon boy]

If this is what the ambassador is like, I'd hate to see the country.

[Riversurf]

did you just have a brain fart? Do you feel like surfing ripped you off? Scooped your story?

Who am I? That should be obvious: I'm the LEMON BOY.
Where am I? Told you that already douche: The Alco-Hall of Fame.

what the fuck more do you want? I just am floored at how immature you are. Coming into my house and shitting all over the rug. Pathetic. If this is how you promote the "sport" of riversurfing :rolleyes2 :rolleyes: :rolleyes2 :rolleyes: maybe I'll send you a dollar to get a real PR team or something. SHit.

This is your HOME?! What a Fucking loser. I come on here just to shit on ass-wipes like you. A PR team? I'll leave that to the rest of the sheep! Don't forget to buy your Surfing Mag T-shirt today so everybody knows what a shredder you are!
Oh wait your right I had better be a good boy. Keep my mouth shut and eat all the shit people like you and your surf media cornhole buddies serve up?!
The "sport" of river surfing will promote itself. I fucking own a barbershop. Unlike the SALON you go to we pride ourselves on being brutally honest. So go get your perm and lie about the cutbacks you were doing. I know your hairstylist "loves" to hear all about it!
Immature? What kind of name is Lemon girl? The best thing is I have a great life(even the part where I go on-line a talk shit to my kindergarten buddies)up here in Oregon. Great kids, wonderful wife, great bussiness, and the support of a whole community. And since I am a barber everybody knows I have a foul mouth and a no bullshit direct aproach to dealing with conflict. So whether I say your an asshole or you finally do show up to my shop and I give you a "friendly" tour of my barbershop floor, it won't hurt my PR one bit.
Immature is word you would have a hard time finding in the mouths of anybody in Eugene Oregon to describe me.

But I know guys like you need to be hit over the head with this shit so here is an article about a program i set up with some friends to help at-risk youth in the poorest town in all of Oregon. What have you done to help? Drink a 12 pack?
Oh yea- I don't Drink or smoke. I must not be a man like you! Bitch!

:cool:

A Shear delight
By Amber Fossen
YE OLDE CLIPPE SHOPPE -- Elijah Mack gives Jose Gonzales, 14, a hair cut in a makeshift barber shop in Room 14 at Springfield Middle School on Monday. SAM KARP/The Springfield News

In Room 14, where punk rock meets funk, images are transformed.
As in most barber shops, a laid back atmosphere invites random discussions like the Funk Brothers' contribution to Motown and the fading of true punk rock -- as sharp-edged steel scissors trim over-grown hedges from the mops of youths.
One by one, heads of hair turn from winter's thicker coat into sporty, summer styles.


As customers hop out of the chair, they grab their books, say a quick thanks, and head back to class.
Room 14 at Springfield Middle School hosts its own barbershop one Monday a month dedicated to serving the school's students, their siblings, and even students from surrounding schools like Hamlin or Agnes Stewart middle schools.
While popular among the student body, a trim by Elijah Mack, owner of Eugene-based Mos Faded Urban Barbershop, costs the students and their parents $0.
"We get about 15 to 20 students each Monday," said Eugene Chism, multicultural liaison. "They're (students) huge fans of it and parents bring in their other kids too. It's a way for families to utilize someone as good as Eli and to brighten these kids' day."
Chism said the barber shop concept began two years ago when he, Mac and Derien Latimer -- student services coordinator and English Language Learner teacher -- brainstormed a way for financially strapped students to have access to free haircuts.
Why not bring it on campus? Mack was in.
"It seemed, at the time, a no-brainer," he said.
Mac had moved to the Eugene area and found himself living at the Eugene Mission, trying to get on his feet. Knowing what it's like to have little funds he decided to volunteer his skills to kids facing the same money troubles.
"When I went and cut the kids' hair, it was the best day I'd had since I moved to Eugene," Mack said.
Mac now owns Mos Faded but closes up shop one Monday a month so he can continue volunteering at the school.
"I think now that my business is more successful. I feel even more inclined to help," Mack said.
Chism said the school has had other hair cutters participate -- at one point, four chairs were constantly rotating students -- but Mack is the staple.
"It's a pleasure and a bunch of fun," Chism said. "You get to see how it can change the outlook of a kid's day, week and maybe even turn around their year."
Mack specializes in boys' cuts but Chism said the school hopes to find another stylist willing to volunteer to help serve the female student body.
In the meantime, Mack is not short on demand.
First timer Jeremy Black had a simple request when he sat down for a trim.
"I just want it short," the seventh grader said, "as long as you don't cut my ears."
Once finished -- with no ears nicked -- Mack earned a "Sweet" from Black as he headed back to class.
Mack said the latest trend in teen hair is to keep it short with spikes on the top. He said colors are also big and may one day be an option for students -- parental approval permitting.
"We're going to have to know ahead of time that it's OK to do that," he said, noting students who receive free haircuts must have parent permission first.
Principal Jeff Mather said the response from families has been overwhelmingly positive and students appreciate Mack's knowledge of what's in.
"It's not like getting some old-school barber to come in and do it," Mather said. "He knows what they want."
Knowing what they want brings some students -- like 15-year-old Abram Brabo -- back time and time again.
"I think it's pretty cool and I don't have to pay for it," Brabo said. "They're pros and they know what they're doing and they're pretty cool people too."
Brabo came to the school's barber shop with a longer mane but cut it shorter after consulting with Mack.
"He's gone from the Fonzarelli to the medium Fonzarelli/Brad Pitt," Mack said. "We'll take him down to Antonio Banderas today."
Brabo said he wished the service was offered more frequently so he could keep his fast-growing locks in check.
"My aunt doesn't like cutting my hair, and I don't like her cutting my hair, so we're good like that," Brabo said.
Chism said he's seeking to fund the program through grants, which could allow the shop's services to expand. If funding is secured the make-shift shop could be vamped to include a station for salon equipment and a hair washing bowl.
Mack said with funding to public schools decreasing, volunteer efforts are crucial.
"You have to do grassroots operations to get anything to work in the schools anymore," he said.
The next opportunity for a free haircut is Monday, May 24.

http://www.springfieldnews.com/articles/2004/04/28/local/news01.txt

Mack

[Free Range Lobster]

Where do you live KOOK? Not in SF! But if you do live in SF the next time you surf then(which won't be untill summer)just ask about me, Bitch!

I live on the ice coast.
We're angry and take ULocks in the surf with us to beat people like you.


:fmicon:

Where's the ref for misuse of the fm?

[mountainbored]

Like Floyd the Barber on crack asking you to give him an encouraging pat on the back as he foams at the mouth, looking to beat down anyone who disses him on the Internet! Fucking pathetic :nonono2: Free haircuts don't stop you from sounding like a prick.
And that punk Billy, is one of the best all around board riders there is. Surf, snow, skate and unfortunatley river waves.

[Superstar Punani]

HEY HAIRDRESSER,

GET DA FUCK OUT!

SPLIT, KOOK!

[Riversurf]

I live on the ice coast.
We're angry and take ULocks in the surf with us to beat people like you.



Where's the ref for misuse of the fm?


A Ulock? All I need is my hands! Bitch!

:fmicon:

[Riversurf]

HEY HAIRDRESSER,

GET DA FUCK OUT!

SPLIT, KOOK!


Well Supa-
I used to think you were funny but now your just a joke.
I spoke with my man from the North Shore who now lives in SF.
He is waiting to meet you.
Let's have who you are and where to find you and he will be there in ten minutes.
And yes he will mess with you.
So don't be SUPER PUSSY!
:cool:

[Riversurf]

Like Floyd the Barber on crack asking you to give him an encouraging pat on the back as he foams at the mouth, looking to beat down anyone who disses him on the Internet! Fucking pathetic :nonono2: Free haircuts don't stop you from sounding like a prick.
And that punk Billy, is one of the best all around board riders there is. Surf, snow, skate and unfortunatley river waves.

Sound about right. No ?- Billy is the best all-around board rider. But he is a bitch with no spine. But that is the norm these days for cunts like you to look up to. I don't judge a man on how rad he can rip but rather on what kind of backbone he has. And Billy has none!
Once agian I'll make it clear.
I'm seem to be the only one who isn't hiding! I'm out here with exactly who i am and where to find me. Some people hate me and some people love me but at least I put it out on the table.
Mack

:the_finge

[lemon boy]

i'msotuff i'msotuff i'msotuff blah blah blah blah blah

thanks for putting it all out on the table now we know...what a fucking douchebag idiot you are. Thanks buddeh. :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[Superstar Punani]

Well Supa-
I used to think you were funny but now your just a joke.
I spoke with my man from the North Shore who now lives in SF.
He is waiting to meet you.
Let's have who you are and where to find you and he will be there in ten minutes.
And yes he will mess with you.
So don't be SUPER PUSSY!
:cool:



4049 18th St
San Francisco, CA 94114

What else do you need gas money?
When your punk ass shows up I'll reimburse your travel expenses.
You will have to pay for your hospital bill!

I GONNA BROK YO FACE, KOOK!

[Riversurf]

4049 18th St
San Francisco, CA 94114

What else do you need gas money?
When your punk ass shows up I'll reimburse your travel expenses.
You will have to pay for your hospital bill!

I GONNA BROK YO FACE, KOOK!

Are you home right now?

[Superstar Punani]

Are you home right now?


YEAH I AM YOU COCKSMOKING ASSEATING DICKHEAD!

BRING IT!!!!

[cj001f]

Pu-
I thought you lived at 895 O'Farrell St?

[Riversurf]

YEAH I AM YOU COCKSMOKING ASSEATING DICKHEAD!

BRING IT!!!!


What up?
Gave you the #! My man hasn't heard from your punk ass! Fake address.
How bout a phone #?!

[Superstar Punani]

What up?
Gave you the #! My man hasn't heard from your punk ass! Fake address.
How bout a phone #?!


http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?addr=4049+18th+St&csz=94114&country=us&new=1&name=&qty=


TALK IS CHEAP! BE THERE YOU LITTLE BITCH.

[lemon boy]

:nonono2: :nonono2: :nonono2: :nonono2: :nonono2:

What up?
Gave you the #! My man hasn't heard from your punk ass! Fake address.
How bout a phone #?!

All talk, no walk.

[Riversurf]

YEAH I AM YOU COCKSMOKING ASSEATING DICKHEAD!

BRING IT!!!!

I think I saw a post of your Truck one time. The white Ford. My man is gonna find you! You better pray you you ain't faking this Hui thing.

[Superstar Punani]

I think I saw a post of your Truck one time. The white Ford. My man is gonna find you! You better pray you you ain't faking this Hui thing.

YOU KNOW JOHNNY-BOY GOMES? LANCE HO'OKANO? DANE KEALOHA? I SURF WIT' DEM BRADDAHS WHEN I'M BACK HOME ON DA NORTH SHORE AN' WE CRACK HAOLE HEADS LIKE YOURS, LIKE FOR FUN, KOOK!!! BETTAH YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT AROUND HEA' OR YO FACE GONNA GET ALL BUSTED UP.


My white Ford is parked outside 4049 18th St.

[Riversurf]

YOU KNOW JOHNNY-BOY GOMES? LANCE HO'OKANO? DANE KEALOHA? I SURF WIT' DEM BRADDAHS WHEN I'M BACK HOME ON DA NORTH SHORE AN' WE CRACK HAOLE HEADS LIKE YOURS, LIKE FOR FUN, KOOK!!! BETTAH YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT AROUND HEA' OR YO FACE GONNA GET ALL BUSTED UP.


My white Ford is parked outside 4049 18th St.


My man is waiting outside! Bitch! 1:53pm
4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar. That must be your hang out!
If you ever drop these names again my man is gonna fuck your punk ass up! Wait to late. Your done!
He will find you!
Fucken punk!
:FIREdevil

[lemon boy]

My man is waiting outside! Bitch! 1:53pm
4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar.

wait a second.. you're gay? Holy shit! Who knew!

[Riversurf]

wait a second.. you're gay? Holy shit! Who knew!
Still waiting for your real name! Bitch!
I'm sure I got somebody in your town!

[lemon boy]

I already use my real name moron.

Lemon Boy. Any ski town in the country, folks 'll know me.

so...tell us, when did you first find out you were gay? Did your parents take it well? Why do you really want to meet SuPu at a gay bar? Enquiring minds want to know.

[Superstar Punani]

My man is waiting outside! Bitch! 1:53pm
4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar. That must be your hang out!
If you ever drop these names again my man is gonna fuck your punk ass up! Wait to late. Your done!
He will find you!
Fucken punk!
:FIREdevil


EH KOOK!!! WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME IS HIS BUSINESS! YOU SMEGMA-SUCKING FORESKIN-LICKER!

[mountainbored]

PUNKED! :fmicon:

[Barnballs]

4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

[Riversurf]

EH KOOK!!! WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME IS HIS BUSINESS! YOU SMEGMA-SUCKING FORESKIN-LICKER!

HE IS GONNA FIND YOU!
:biggrin:

But untill then I'm done with you bitchs. When i get bored I'll be back to fuck with you some more.



 

http://surfrivers.com/site05/skook/images/EBC-005.jpg

[Superstar Punani]

HE IS GONNA FIND YOU!
:biggrin:

But untill then I'm done with you bitchs. When i get bored I'll be back to fuck with you some more.



...and to think all along I thought it was the other way around! You really had us going there, hairdresser!!!

Feel free to come back and play when you learn some social skills or grow a dick.

[Free Range Lobster]

A Ulock? All I need is my hands! Bitch!

Are your hands soft?
I don't like grimy river hands.
Make sure to pumice stone them first otherwise I'm gonna knock all your fucking teeth out for irritating my skin.

[Hayduke]

I'm harder than all of you....

FIGHT ME NOW FUCKERS!!!!




......on the other hand I might get someone else to fight for me

[Free Range Lobster]

I'll fight for you.

Then make a snappy lampshade out of dude brahs bro and his purty fucking tats.

Fucking queer barber.

[Tippster]

http://www.rareads.com/scans/15681.jpg

http://feverpitchquartet.com/photos/fpq_2002fall_15.jpg

[peterslovo]

I think TGR needs to start another forum called Flag Pole for setting up fights and fight times.

On the other hand, if i am ever in OR, now I know where to get a haircut... and where to find SP if passing through SF for some surf.

But back to the original thread, Surfers Journal is great for well written articles and great photos - both historical and modern shots. Pricey but worth the dough.

[Big Tim]

A Ulock? All I need is my hands! Bitch!

:fmicon:

Robert,
At first is was puzzled as to where all this anger was coming from. The I went to you site RIVERBIATCH.COM (http://RIVERBIATCH.com) and found this picture of you and it became quite clear.........
http://www.starterupsteve.com/funny/domesticEthug.jpg

[Superstar Punani]

WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.surfrivers.com/phpBB2/)

[peterslovo]

WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.surfrivers.com/phpBB2/)

"Huh! good god y'all...what is it good for?"

So what happened?

BTW, the link is dead.

[Hayduke]

Quote Riversurfprez...."Well It has been a great time running The W.R.S.A. but I need to pay more attention to my family and Barbershop.
So I have put up this forum so all of you can get together and build the future of river surfing.
This forum is truly open and you can talk about what ever you want as long as it is somehow related to river surfing."



The entertainment from this could have seen us easily through summer.

hack me please (http://www.surfrivers.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=5)

[Superstar Punani]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://www.mosfaded.com/worde.htm



"E-Mack is the only man on Planet Earth who has the talent to be Bernie Mack's personal barber and stomp the crap out of most the top ASP pro surfers at Pipeline or maverick's. Now step back and think of the magnitude of that statement. This statement is just the tip of the iceberg. Mack is everything our company stands for."

Looks like hairdresser boy is ready for the WCT!!! Look out Andy, Kelly and Taj! Mack gonna stomp yo ass!!!

http://www.mosfaded.com/workingclasshero.jpg

Eugene Oregon? I'm gonna send my braddah Gerry Lopez to drop by and pound you, KOOK!!!

[mountainbored]

Alright, who's trolling?
This guy can't be for real!
A barber, who does Bernie Macs hair, could kick ass on the ASP Top 40, lives in Eugene, OR.(where tweakers go to college), internet stalker, teaching people to boogie board rivers, Typhon & Got Lucky naming, Tattooed hard ass............
Actually,I guess no one could make that shit up. I gotta laugh!

[milkman]

Most entertaining Surf forum thread ever....

[Riversurf]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://www.mosfaded.com/worde.htm







Looks like hairdresser boy is ready for the WCT!!! Look out Andy, Kelly and Taj! Mack gonna stomp yo ass!!!

http://www.mosfaded.com/workingclasshero.jpg

Eugene Oregon? I'm gonna send my braddah Gerry Lopez to drop by and pound you, KOOK!!!




I river surfed with Gerry last year. Real cool man. I think he left Hawaii becuase of ass-wipes like you.
Gerry is a cool guy and I'm sure he wouldn't like his name brought up in this forum.
You just keep making worse. Real tough guy on the internet.
Still no one can say who they really are. It looks like you get to travel alot and must have some bullshit job that pays you to much. Buy a backbone.
:fmicon:

[Helicrackjnky]

Dude from sitting and reading your posts its obvious you have no life Riversuck!! Split Kook go beat your wife or dog! You sure your not sponge surfing to close to chemical plants? Pretty obvious you have some serious issue's! Get a Life Loser :fuckyou:

[Superstar Punani]

A Shear delight
By Amber Fossen
YE OLDE CLIPPE SHOPPE -- Elijah Mack gives Jose Gonzales, 14, a hair cut in a makeshift barber shop in Room 14 at Springfield Middle School on Monday. SAM KARP/The Springfield News

BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH

In Room 14, where blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah...

Mack specializes in boys



OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
YOU'RE A FUCKIN PEDOPHILE!!!!!

YOU SICK FUCK! YOU'RE REALLY MICHAEL JACKSON IN DISGUISE AREN'T YOU?????

[Joey Bag O' Donuts]

http://surfrivers.com/site05/skook/images/EBC-005.jpg[/QUOTE]

What the fack is that fag boy?

[Riversurf]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
YOU'RE A FUCKIN PEDOPHILE!!!!!

YOU SICK FUCK! YOU'RE REALLY MICHAEL JACKSON IN DISGUISE AREN'T YOU?????

Stupa-
Being that there is no hair on your balls and I am going to fuck you then I will be a pedophile when I find you.
Just stop being a scared little pussy and say who you are and where you at.
How you gonna have a WAR if you won't even show up to the battle?
And to Jamie bag O Shit- You live in San ClitmentA
That says it all you little cum drinker. Go suck off the surfing mag editorial staff!

:tdo13:

[Riversurf]

I'll fight for you.

Then make a snappy lampshade out of dude brahs bro and his purty fucking tats.

Fucking queer barber.

You can't even say who you are Diklik!
:p

[Joey Bag O' Donuts]

And to Jamie bag O Shit- You live in San ClitmentA
That says it all you little cum drinker. Go suck off the surfing mag editorial staff!

:tdo13:

Ohhhhh, nice tough words Riverfag :fuckyou:

[Superstar Punani]

I will be a pedophile when I find you.


HEY GAY HAIRDRESSER! LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE!!! (http://www.mosfaded.com/kids.htm) YOU ASS PIRATE!!!

http://www.mosfaded.com/images/cfk1.jpg

http://www.mosfaded.com/images/cfk9.jpg

http://www.mosfaded.com/images/cfk26.jpg

ARE YOU CUMMING TO SAN FRANCISCO? IF YOU ARE YOU CAN MAKE AN EASY $35 RIGHT HERE!!! (http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/etc/102299910.html)

[Riversurf]

HEY GAY HAIRDRESSER! LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE!!! (http://www.mosfaded.com/kids.htm) YOU ASS PIRATE!!!


ARE YOU CUMMING TO SAN FRANCISCO? IF YOU ARE YOU CAN MAKE AN EASY $35 RIGHT HERE!!! (http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/etc/102299910.html)


Putting the kids on here is the last straw. You travel around and ski and surf. While these kids try to just get by in a pretty hard life. I donate some time to help and that is all you can single out. Fucking spineless coward.
Like you ski picture. What are 5' nothing. No wonder you talk shit online.
Throwing Da Hui name around and you don't even have any balls.
My man is not gonna fuck you up because he is gonna make sure I get the pleasure.
And I'm sure when the judge sees what a fucking asshole you are by putting these kids pictures on this forum in this manner I might do a day in county.
Take the kids pitures off and I will only bitch slap you. Don't take them off and.......

FUCKING COWARD.

ps- One of the kids the pictures you posted is battling cancer!
Way to far you fucking punk!

[Superstar Punani]

Putting the kids on here is the last straw. You travel around and ski and surf. While these kids try to just get by in a pretty hard life. I donate some time to help and that is all you can single out. Fucking spineless coward.
Like you ski picture. What are 5' nothing. No wonder you talk shit online.
Throwing Da Hui name around and you don't even have any balls.
My man is not gonna fuck you up because he is gonna make sure I get the pleasure.
And I'm sure when the judge sees what a fucking asshole you are by putting these kids pictures on this forum in this manner I might do a day in county.
Take the kids pitures off and I will only bitch slap you. Don't take them off and.......

FUCKING COWARD.

ps- One of the kids the pictures you posted is battling cancer!
Way to far you fucking punk!


..........

[Riversurf]

..........


Bad Choice.

[Helicrackjnky]

Bad Choice.
So tell us RiverBiatch are these threats are promises you are making? You surely have some big plans! Should we be scared?
Why don't you make the right choice for once get a Life :nonono2:

[Free Range Lobster]

The only thing listening to your idle threats KOOK:

[peterslovo]

I vote for a surf-off to settle this little score :FIREdevil

Punani vs. Riversurf

Minimum head high surf.
30 minute heat, 5 best waves scored.

Location?

[lemon boy]

that's not fair, it won't be on a river.

[Helicrackjnky]

I vote for a surf-off to settle this little score :FIREdevil

Punani vs. Riversurf

Minimum head high surf.
30 minute heat, 5 best waves scored.

Location?
Only one problem RiverBiatch doesn't have the coin to afford to travel anywhere with decent waves! :fm:

[Hayduke]

Beautiful dogs though.

[gonzo]

Note to self: If I post all sorts of personal shit on the interent trying to promote something I am doing, I should not act like a total disrespectful asshole when do so because the people that I offend will then be able to find out about me and use that to really piss me off.

[snow_slider]

Maybe you could beat SuPu's ass, maybe you can't. The really funny thing is that regardless of the fight outcome, you'll still be a fucking HAIRDRESSER.

For fuck sake, get a man's job.

[Superstar Punani]

I sleep with one eye open, gripping my pillow tight.

Ooooh I'm so SCARED!!!! He knows I live at 4049 18th St San Francisco, CA 94114 :D

He's like DeNiro's character in Cape Fear, but gay.
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/11/17/deniro4.gif

[runethechamp]

How did I miss this thread? Gayriverhairdressersurf turned it into shit in post # 5.

[Helicrackjnky]

Pretty obvious RiverBiatch took his snipers & ran from the kitchen like the biatch he is! :the_finge Whats the matter RiverBiatch can't take the heat or did your wife bitch slap some sense into your dumbass! :fuckyou:

[DaveTV]

*BUMP* - just stumbled across this old thread while GOOGLING something - holy shit, what a riot! :eek:

[BigDaddy]

This is/was classic. "Roll'n on the River"....

[Sluff]

Finally a little action in this forum.