jfost
12-20-2011, 09:12 PM
The 600,000-odd strands of hair on the 6 descendents of the Walton family have been found to control more wealth than the bottom 3% of the US population.
Thought to have accumulated this wealth primarily through the daily application of expensive gels and pomades, the hairs have no plans to divest at this time. "Our main goal is to try and hold on for a few more years", one of the strands said in a recent interview, though the fewer the hairs that remain, the more wealth each one would hold. "It is a team effort at this point", remarked a group over the right ear, "if we have our way, nobody's going anywhere!".
Thought to have accumulated this wealth primarily through the daily application of expensive gels and pomades, the hairs have no plans to divest at this time. "Our main goal is to try and hold on for a few more years", one of the strands said in a recent interview, though the fewer the hairs that remain, the more wealth each one would hold. "It is a team effort at this point", remarked a group over the right ear, "if we have our way, nobody's going anywhere!".