global warming = solved

[f2f]

through Jer's favourite solution -- depopulation.

"Considering all risk-factor trends together, the forecast for cardiovascular disease burden... comprises a population emergency that will cost tens of millions of preventable deaths, unless rapid and widespread actions are taken by governments and health care systems woldwide,"

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/how-tiny-nauru-became-worlds-fattest-nation-2203835.html

fat americans are safe, coz dey has drugz.

[skiballs]

Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band

Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y'all
Fat don't matter at all

I saw a fat girl in my neighborhood
Good God almighty she was lookin' good
Tight ski pants, cashmere sweater
Root Boy can't think of nothin, nothin better

Dare to be fat
Fat is where it's at
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it's at
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y'all
Fat don't matter at all

She's got a shape that makes me drool
Lord I'm just a fat girl's fool
She weighs in at two-oh-two
That's fine with me, I'm portly too

Dare to be fat
Fat is where it's at
Dare to be fat
Fat is where it's at
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y'all
Fat don't matter at all

Man, those fat girls got me eating out of their hands
They got me playin the fool
They got me doin anything they want me to
They got me wrapped out around their pudgy fingers
I don't know how to get out of this syndrome I'm in

Me and my woman got it made
Eatin in, eatin out, at least six times a day
Breakfast and brunch, lunch and dinner too
Plus a few meals that might be new to you

Come on come on you fat girls
Give Root Boy some play
Fellow might not be noticin you but
I dig you, I dig you
I'm a fat man too
I dig you fat girls
You're foxy, you're foxy
You got put on a pedestal
Highly elevated
Back in medieval times
You're Rubenesque, baby

[Hugh Conway]

f2f's oil drips on his exhaust

[Grape_Ape]

Sweet. I was getting tired of defending the science to retards for all this time anyway.

"It's cold again...how can global warming be real? When the Lord created the world 6,000 years ago, He would never have given us a problem so complex and yet so irritating - those god-less ones on the left keep spouting off. Where is my assault rifle, ma?"

[doughboyshredder]

Global warming is such a comical joke. Even funnier than the joke of global warming is how many libdopes believe in it to the point that they will argue it with a religious fervor. Amazing.

Like Jer has always said, the problem is overpopulation of humans.

Quit fucking having 2, 3, 4, or more kids, and shut the fuck up.

Doesn't really matter anyway. This planet is self regulating, and we are the biggest threat to the planet. She will save herself by killing off a bunch of us. Famine, disease, and natural disasters, will do more good than any bullshit carbon trading that the enviro freaks can come up with.

Any couple with more than one child that says fuck all about global warming is a bigger hypocrite than any of the religious fucks that I regularly rail against.

[Downbound Train]

Global warming is such a comical joke. Even funnier than the joke of global warming is how many libdopes believe in it to the point that they will argue it with a religious fervor. Amazing.

Like Jer has always said, the problem is overpopulation of humans.

Quit fucking having 2, 3, 4, or more kids, and shut the fuck up.

Doesn't really matter anyway. This planet is self regulating, and we are the biggest threat to the planet. She will save herself by killing off a bunch of us. Famine, disease, and natural disasters, will do more good than any bullshit carbon trading that the enviro freaks can come up with.

Any couple with more than one child that says fuck all about global warming is a bigger hypocrite than any of the religious fucks that I regularly rail against.

DBS, there is no way the world will get on board with population control. The only people who will listen to that message are self loathing liberals like yourself. So you will just breed yourselves out of existence while the brown and yellow people you are so fond of swarm the earth like ants. They usually don't give a fuck about the environment like you enlightened lefties. If you try to out breed the brown people, at least there will be some people to fight your causes.

[doughboyshredder]

self loathing liberal lefty.

LOL

[Grape_Ape]

Global warming is such a comical joke. Even funnier than the joke of global warming is how many libdopes believe in it to the point that they will argue it with a religious fervor. Amazing.

Like Jer has always said, the problem is overpopulation of humans.

Quit fucking having 2, 3, 4, or more kids, and shut the fuck up.

Doesn't really matter anyway. This planet is self regulating, and we are the biggest threat to the planet. She will save herself by killing off a bunch of us. Famine, disease, and natural disasters, will do more good than any bullshit carbon trading that the enviro freaks can come up with.

Any couple with more than one child that says fuck all about global warming is a bigger hypocrite than any of the religious fucks that I regularly rail against.

I am glad that you have decided not to procreate. Well done.

[doughboyshredder]

I would like to have one. Any more will be adopted.

How many kids do you have? Are you another hypocrite lefty? Screaming about global warming while you pop out another carbon factory.

[Mott the Hoople]

Gather round boys. Another lefty girl fight is a brewing.

[Grape_Ape]

The world has finite space. Overpopulation is a huge problem. Regardless of whether GW exists, population will continue to rise. Every single person on this planet pollutes and we have finite resources. Do the math.

Or we can continue with the status quo have serious fucking problems down the road.

[doughboyshredder]

Population doesn't have to continue to rise. That is a choice that society is making.

If we combated the population increase and set a target for zpg or npg, we would solve most of the worlds problems, including global warming. Instead we bicker and fight about what we should do to combat the resulting problems, caused by our inability to quit breeding like rabbits.

At the current rate of population growth we are fucked regardless of global warming, or anything else you can come up with. There will simply be too many people on the planet.

[rideit]

Charity begins at Home.

[Downbound Train]

What's going to happen when we have more and more globalized government? Transfer of wealth from rich countries to poor countries. What will that do to world population? Yup - BOOM!

And without the economic activity and technology to support it.

[ilikecandy]

Is there really that much risk of any of you mutants getting your sock pregnant?

[Downbound Train]

Is there really that much risk of any of you mutants getting your sock pregnant?

We've been through this before. Unless DBS's right hand or shower drain has a uterus I think the world is safe from his spawn.

[doughboyshredder]

I use my left hand, thank you very much.

[surrender_monkey]

Al Gorelione will be selling magnets soon..................

Its not the warmings,its the iron filings...............

Superstorms can also cause certain societies, cultures or whole countries to collapse. Others may go to war with each other.
Superstorm
Courtesy: Weather Snob

(CHICAGO) - NASA has been warning about it…scientific papers have been written about it…geologists have seen its traces in rock strata and ice core samples…

Now "it" is here: an unstoppable magnetic pole shift that has sped up and is causing life-threatening havoc with the world's weather.

Forget about global warming—man-made or natural—what drives planetary weather patterns is the climate and what drives the climate is the sun's magnetosphere and its electromagnetic interaction with a planet's own magnetic field.

When the field shifts, when it fluctuates, when it goes into flux and begins to become unstable anything can happen. And what normally happens is that all hell breaks loose.

Magnetic polar shifts have occurred many times in Earth's history. It's happening again now to every planet in the solar system including Earth.





___________________________

[Grape_Ape]

Population doesn't have to continue to rise. That is a choice that society is making.

If we combated the population increase and set a target for zpg or npg, we would solve most of the worlds problems, including global warming. Instead we bicker and fight about what we should do to combat the resulting problems, caused by our inability to quit breeding like rabbits.

At the current rate of population growth we are fucked regardless of global warming, or anything else you can come up with. There will simply be too many people on the planet.

Fuck it...let's throw in the towel then. Where's the nearest Hummer dealership? I didn't want my kids to have a habitable planet to live on anyway.

BTW...we can't do anything about population, unless we live in a communist state (see: china). Even with their one child/household thing, our population is rising. Call me an optimist, but I think we can become a cleaner planet...but not with tools such as yourself running around bringing everyone down and giving up without a fight. Grow a spine, jackhole.

[Downbound Train]

Fuck it...let's throw in the towel then. Where's the nearest Hummer dealership? I didn't want my kids to have a habitable planet to live on anyway.

BTW...we can't do anything about population, unless we live in a communist state (see: china). Even with their one child/household thing, our population is rising. Call me an optimist, but I think we can become a cleaner planet...but not with tools such as yourself running around bringing everyone down and giving up without a fight. Grow a spine, jackhole.

Planet Shmlanit.

When it gets dirty enough, people, plants and animals will start to die.

When people start to die of poision, cancer and starvation, the population will go down.

How hard is that?

If the government keeps everything artificially too clean, people will keep breeding.

Population is a bubble like any other bubble cause by the government messing with free markets. When this bubble pops, it's gonna be ugly.

This brilliant analysis is why you douches love me.

Give me liberty AND give me death!

[doughboyshredder]

Fuck it...let's throw in the towel then. Where's the nearest Hummer dealership? I didn't want my kids to have a habitable planet to live on anyway.

BTW...we can't do anything about population, unless we live in a communist state (see: china). Even with their one child/household thing, our population is rising. Call me an optimist, but I think we can become a cleaner planet...but not with tools such as yourself running around bringing everyone down and giving up without a fight. Grow a spine, jackhole.

You're not even worth arguing with.

A bit defensive though. You must be doing your part to pollute the planet with your kids.

FWIW I actually care about the environment quite a bit. I just don't buy in to the bullshit that is the global warming scare. I think it's fucking insane that those of you that do will gladly keep popping out kids, and scarfing down hamburger meat and bacon, while bitching about somebody driving a fucking hummer. It's actually quite comical.

[doughboyshredder]

Planet Shmlanit.

When it gets dirty enough, people, plants and animals will start to die.

When people start to die of poision, cancer and starvation, the population will go down.

How hard is that?

If the government keeps everything artificially too clean, people will keep breeding.

Population is a bubble like any other bubble cause by the government messing with free markets. When this bubble pops, it's gonna be ugly.

This brilliant analysis is why you douches love me.

Give me liberty AND give me death!

Fuck, I hate it when you make sense.

Reminds me of this:

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interventionist policies have made it so that they can keep having kids, which will of course be hungry, and then we can send them even more food. And then they can have more kids, and then.....................................

[Crass3000]

Like Jer has always said, the problem is overpopulation of humans.

And this is some kind of monumental statement? People have known FOREVER and like three days that the earths population is increasing exponentially at a rate that is unsupportable in the long run.

Don't count on population control by limiting births cause if China can't implement it (and it has tried in some test regions - basically forced abortion) the policy isn't gonna work too many other places.

Basically sooner or later we will come to what bioligists would say is the max population that resources can support and there will be alot of people dying. It works that way in the wild with predators and prey. We won't be smart enough to control our own population so sooner or later the lack of resources will. Maybe we could turn to cannibalism then? You know the old slogan: "Eat the Rich!" :smile: