coming clean

[tuffy109]

if you do the work, you'll figure it out. but i'll keep you from diggin' around on the page, generating page views and ad impressions.

signed,

tuffy109 aka damnineedmoresnowrepeater aka -turtle- aka dexter's wife aka me me me aka antisocalpsiaskier aka kelso aka a couple others that someone else will get mad if i tell you

edit: i'm sorry if i offended any of you. really.

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: tuffy109 ]

[Pinner]

Pinner= part/time Geronimo! part/time Poppa Woody

That's it. I feel so much better now.

[Schmear]

I always thought of the aliases as a clever (okay, sometimes not so clever) game we all played. Let's hope everyone can be man or woman enough to laugh it all off. IT'S THE INTERNET

Love,
-Farton Bink

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: Schmear ]

[truth]

I am phUnk.

[jibij]

i had the lamest of all aliaii and only posted about 6 times with it.

oolong
http://www.gookalian.com/oolong/albums/1/bigbread.highlight.jpg

[Buster Highmen]

Originally posted by tuffy109:
<STRONG>if you do the work, you'll figure it out. but i'll keep you from diggin' around on the page, generating page views and ad impressions.

signed,

tuffy109 aka damnineedmoresnowrepeater aka -turtle- aka dexter's wife aka me me me aka antisocalpsiaskier aka kelso aka a couple others that someone else will get mad if i tell you

edit: i'm sorry if i offended any of you. really.

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: tuffy109 ]</STRONG>

Like we don't know who that someone is? Dumbass.

[Pinner]

The clever, funny ones are what makes the cacophany so melodic. It's the disonant chords struck by the loose cannons that grate so.

[BobMc]

I was Peach_Fuzz, I must admit it.

BobMc

[truth]

Originally posted by Pinner:
<STRONG>The clever, funny ones are what makes the cacophany so melodic. It's the disonant chords struck by the loose cannons that grate so much cheese.</STRONG>

[tuffy109]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
<STRONG>

Like we don't know who that someone is? Dumbass.</STRONG>

sorry, "someones". no need to be a dick already.

[iskibc]

ok, ok, ok....

oldfart :D

[Pinner]

Originally posted by iskibc:
<STRONG>ok, ok, ok....

oldfart :D</STRONG>

and...

[iskibc]

Originally posted by Pinner:
<STRONG>

and...</STRONG>

Awww crap :D

Sorry pinner....Found out it was really Brett behind all that crap. remember, it was all in good humor.....

TedStalker :(

[Dexter Rutecki]

I suspected it was Brett, but someone appears to be helping him out with his writing these days.
The ultra-cool Hugeairdog as Stryker. Nice.

-Ted Stryker.

[Daniel]

I'm not Daniel.

[Owens Never Sleeps]

Originally posted by Daniel:
<STRONG>I'm not Daniel.</STRONG>

I know who you are ...

[iskibc]

Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps:
<STRONG>

I know who you are ...</STRONG>

YEAH ONS!! We have the best caretaker :D

[Pinner]

There's a couple of Ted Stryker's aren't there?

Brett's fully schizophrenic. One alias bashes me online, another emails me cordially. WTF?? I'm such a patsy.

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps:
<STRONG>

I know who you are ...</STRONG>


Doh!

[AntiSoCalSkier]

Originally posted by tuffy109:
<STRONG>
tuffy109 aka ...aka antisocalpsiaskier aka ... aka a couple others that someone else will get mad if i tell you

</STRONG>

Ha! I thought it was you the instant that alias showed up. I even called you on it! (I'd link to the old thread, but it's gone ;()

[tuffy109]

Originally posted by AntiSoCalSkier:
<STRONG>

Ha! I thought it was you the instant that alias showed up. I even called you on it! (I'd link to the old thread, but it's gone ;()</STRONG>

i confess to being the ringleader on that one, but i had a little help.

[truth]

Originally posted as Daniel:
<STRONG>


Doh!</STRONG>

Could not resist. :p

Now add 8 posts to my tally!

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: truth ]

[focus]

i caught a lot of shit back in the day....but i was never imaginative enough to come up w/ a good alias.

[drugged_monkey]

Well... now that it's in the open. I was meatdrink9.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Tyrone Shoelaces = Lao Tzu
part time Poppa Woody too.
edit: oh yeah, part time yo mamma as well

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: Tyrone Shoelaces ]

[Guerilla Poacher]

So who's gonna come clean as britney, Tap's new girlfriend?

[iskibc]

come on....I know there's more out there

[Samwich]

Tyrone: you were Lao Tzu? That was good shit, man. Hey, who was Jack Handey? The one that posted all those hilarious pics w/ captions?

Since we're coming clean on aliiaieiai (however you spell it... aliae?): I was never anybody but Samwich. Except for before I was Samwich. Then I was Paradise@Crystal... but that was two years ago. :)

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Originally posted by Samwich:
<STRONG>Tyrone: you were Lao Tzu?
</STRONG>

were? still am... ;)

and I think Twoplanker has been outed as the new,funny Jack Handy.

[Mountainman]

come on Ahhhnold, we know who you are :D

[Superstar Punani]

Originally posted by Mountainman:
<STRONG>come on Ahhhnold, we know who you are :D</STRONG>


Whooooo iz yo daddy........

Seriously, Primedia is fuct. I feel so violated...it was like coming back from vacation and finding your house had burnt down.

[funkendrenchman]

http://www.mastercard.com/images/logo.gif

[iskibc]

Originally posted by funkendrenchman:
<STRONG> http://www.mastercard.com/images/logo.gif </STRONG>

As your Attorney, I advise you to fess up a few more.... :D

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: iskibc ]

[funkendrenchman]

Originally posted by iskibc:
<STRONG>

As your Attorney, I advise you to fess up a few more.... :D

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: iskibc ]</STRONG>

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman your senior drill instructor.
http://www.whysanity.net/monos/full.JPG

Others may be rather obvious

Can you declare me the winner?

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: funkendrenchman ]

[funkendrenchman]

Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces:
<STRONG>Tyrone Shoelaces = Lao Tzu
part time Poppa Woody too.
edit: oh yeah, part time yo mamma as well
</STRONG>

J.O.N.G.! ;)

[Buster Highmen]

Originally posted by tuffy109:
<STRONG>

sorry, "someones". no need to be a dick already.</STRONG>
Geez, are you one of those sensitive Cali types? Can I be a dick now?
Anyway, I was Jenny Tull the retroller, Ullr the "*" responder, an occasional poppa woody and doctor dark the obvious when I couldn't get the Buster pword.

[John Ashcroft]

Trust me, I'll be watching you all. Hippies!

[iceman]

Funken, Mastercard is classic. Nice job.

Twoplanks gets best alias ever award.

Ted Stryker is a collective obviously. Y'all might as confess and save me some time (please!).

And iceman, "who is everyone", ain't no one but iceman. Go figure.

[jayfrizzo]

I was Volkl Yolkl. Goal was to have some bitchy but believable Women Studies broad come in and get everyone to hate her, then have Meg, her stupid but easy target of a friend come in and troll you suckers into the ground.

I was bored. And it woulda been beautiful, too. But it felt too weird being a babe outside of a lesbian chat room.


J-

[Clack]

I was Fredrick Esq. III a long time ago.

Clickety

[TJ.Brk]

Damn. I feel kinda left out. Well I had one, but I promised I would never tell. Sorry

funkendrenchman. You're a devil dog?

[watersnowdirt]

This is hilarious - like the morning after a big Halloween party where you get to see who everyone is.

Jay - nice work. I was getting so irritated with VY!

me = shredbetty

I'm sure no one remembers this one - it was about a year ago and I came on here as a joke (not knowing how totally amazing this place would end up being). Managed to piss a bunch of you off as a ditsty obnoxious snowboarding teeny bopper (the only true part being that I snowboard). The Dork wanted to beat me up.

[Castro's]

I thought about starting an alias many times, but I had fun reading everyone's posts without pissing everybody off. I finally used the alias ALF for no apparent reason and then the next day some jong showed up with a bunch of stupid ass questions that let me put ALF to work. I think ALF probably only had less than 10 posts.

Jesus, this is like a therapy thread. Everyone is coming clean, new start type of deal.

^
drunk post, twins lost

[Pinner]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
<STRONG>

me = shredbetty

a ditsty obnoxious snowboarding teeny bopper (the only true part being that I snowboard). The Dork wanted to beat me up.</STRONG>

that was YOU??? http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lol.gif

[watersnowdirt]

Originally posted by Pinner:
<STRONG>

that was YOU??? http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lol.gif </STRONG>

er....are you being sarcastic? I'd be (strangely) proud if you remembered that thread!

[Pinner]

Of course! You seemed oddly likable.

For a total raving bitch.

[FreakofSnow]

Never fully developed my skills, had a few that fell short of my dreams. Cayenne Pepper Man, Joe Pro....

[lph]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
<STRONG>

er....are you being sarcastic? I'd be (strangely) proud if you remembered that thread!</STRONG>


You are being modest!! That was a hard thread to forget, several hundred posts in one day, the dork calling you out, all the references to mud wrestling, etc...

Funny thread!

[Plakespear]

I was Brad Hamilton before the revolution. But than after the revolution someone else stole it.

[Telenater]

Telenater = Mr. Busdriver (unfortunately justifiably) and TROLL (which I never ressurected).

[Cannonball]

http://www.arndt-verlag.com/pics/165_1.jpg

Awwwwk! Belly Up Mister Parrot!

Leader of the P.L.O. (Parrot Liberation Organization) for a brief while. Sadly, I have little or no imagination. :(

[BakerBoy]

I heard Ted Stryker had a serious schizo problem.... Maybe just a rumor...

[bad_roo]

I cultivated Hatt for weeks hoping that somebody would fall for the bait and think it was Mike Hattrup. Just when it looked as if my plan was coming to fruition Rev busted me badly.

Arse. I also had 17 others on the go though.

[Cornholio]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
<STRONG>

er....are you being sarcastic? I'd be (strangely) proud if you remembered that thread!</STRONG>

I remember that too. The Dork's response was hilarious.

So, I really want to know: WHO WAS SOFIA?

[The Reverend Floater]

99.9999% of the time, I was just the Rev. But I might have been Yoda, The Bottom Line, and Bob Chylan.

[iceman]

Originally posted by Cornholio:
<STRONG>

I remember that too. The Dork's response was hilarious.

So, I really want to know: WHO WAS SOFIA?</STRONG>

Yeah, shredbetty was pretty memorable.

I thought Sofia was Punani.

Cletus had a female alias for a while there, what was her name?

[laseranimal]

http://www.spongebob-squarepants.co.uk/sponge-bob.jpg aka pesky resinballer aka dandi lyon

[board]

Sunny Garcia

[Keoni]

So, is everyone taking a trip to the confessional or what? Do I have to go into the little room and be alone with the priest too?

[Big E]

Damn man, I have to start paying closer attention. I only had a handful of these aliae figured out.

[watersnowdirt]

Originally posted by Cornholio:
<STRONG>

I remember that too. The Dork's response was hilarious.
</STRONG>

wish I could dig that thread up. guess it's probably gone now. just for the record, lph can partly be blamed for shredbetty (runs for cover as she throws her own brother under the bus). he showed me the site after I'd had a couple of glasses of wine and well, it just was too tempting to screw around. i loved all the accusations that I skiied in fur covered boots and pink roxy jackets.

[Schmear]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
<STRONG>i loved all the accusations that I skiied in fur covered boots and pink roxy jackets.</STRONG>

Well do you?

[watersnowdirt]

Originally posted by Schmear:
<STRONG>

Well do you?</STRONG>

Duh. No.

It's a bright neon fur collared Bogner, silly!

[Keoni]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
<STRONG>

Duh. No.

It's a bright neon fur collared Bogner, silly!</STRONG>

Pictures please
:D

[iskibc]

Originally posted by BakerBoy:
<STRONG>I heard Ted Stryker had a serious schizo problem.... Maybe just a rumor...</STRONG>

Yeah, Ted was Brett aka HUGEAIRDOG aka Blurred 11s aka Ted Stalker Bleeding ass sore aka the festerig butt sore aka many others....
What an ass.

[splat]

Oh how many might I have been?

Tarzan...designed to derail runaway trains back in his day.

Bukowski...the obnoxious

Sluff Vertigo...after a close call on West Shore

OtisTheDog...because Mircat posted Picabo's resume as her own and I had a pic of Picabo holding my dog, Otis, at SIA.

There are others I've forgotten....

[snowsprite]

druggedmonkey, mememe, and the bunny w/ baked goods hats were always my favorites.

I never had an alias...but maybe it's time I started!
Sprite

[stompinlines]

This feels like nice closure for the end of powdermag. Maybe I missed this one, but I would really like to know who Jack Handy was...well crap. He still exists so I guess I won't know for now.

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces:
<STRONG>

were? still am... ;)

and I think Twoplanker has been outed as the new,funny Jack Handy.</STRONG>

I just put it together, he has being bugging me to read those and they are his style, yes I can see it certainly being 2P. Who was the first to out him?? And how??

[stompinlines]

Betrayed by powdermag, many are.

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: stompinlines ]

[bad_roo]

Douchey McQueerbait, please raise your right hand.

[Schmear]

Originally posted by Buzzworthy:
<STRONG>
Who was the first to out him?? And how??</STRONG>

Hey Buzz: http://www.tetongravity.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000517

[Billow]

I used to be retarded, well I still am. Wasn’t an alias but I did transform from Mongoloid child to a plume of transparency.

My alias never amounted to much………..Alcoholicgirl :p

[stompinlines]

What a bunch of crap

[bad_roo]

Originally posted by stompinlines:
<STRONG>What a bunch of crap</STRONG>

Nope. Don't remember him.

[Huck Finn]

When I used to acctually post a lot...
I'm guilty for the Marquis de Sade and a few others. Who was Inspector Marais???

Anyone feel like posting a full chronology of the evolution of the infamous Mr.PoundKey collective? As Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons would say, "Best alias ever!"

[Seldom Seen]

This is like Christmas!, minus snow on the ground...
back to lurk mode for me, damn shame about powmag

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater:
<STRONG>99.9999% of the time, I was just the Rev. But I might have been Yoda, The Bottom Line, and Bob Chylan.</STRONG>

ALways thought Yoda was D-Day.

Now I see him post a pic of Yoda,so who was it?

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by Schmear:
<STRONG>

Hey Buzz: http://www.tetongravity.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000517</STRONG>


I should have known, he gave me so many hints, maybe I had too many hits.
:rolleyes:

[drugged_monkey]

a collective, yoda was.

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by Seldom Seen:
<STRONG>This is like Christmas!, minus snow on the ground...
back to lurk mode for me, damn shame about powmag</STRONG>


Andersman!!
fkn A howya been?!?

still down south CO?

comin up SLC way this year? I may be down towards Silverton and or wolf creek.

hows the red hot bluegrass schtuff?

[Pinner]

Originally posted by Seldom Seen:
<STRONG>back to lurk mode for me</STRONG>

What's THAT all about???
Stick around and make some noise!

[Odin]

Originally posted by Huck Finn:
<STRONG>Who was Inspector Marais???
</STRONG>

To conclude your quest for knowledge......

guilty as charged.

[tuffy109]

part time Rocket Scientist
part time Ogre


ok, i'm done now.

[Clack]

Originally posted by Pinner:
<STRONG>

What's THAT all about???
Stick around and make some noise!</STRONG>

Just be happy you even saw him at all. It seldom happens.

[Guerilla Poacher]

Damn, some of y'all had WAY too much time on your hands.

[phUnk]

http://skiingismylife.com/media/ninja.gif

[danimal's dead]

Long, long ago on a forum far, far away, I was Big Gay Al and skintowin, but prolly only iceman will remember them.

[Micah Black AKA Ted Stryker]

Note: some of the following is well known, but for the purposes of clarity:

I am Ted Stryker.
I was also TS Translator’s Festering Butt Sore and TS Stalker’s Bleeding Ass Sore.

TedStryker is iskibc, who is also Kool-oldfart and TedStalker.
Another Ted Stryker was Cletus.
Ted Stryker. was brought to you by Dex.

They’re are a few other Teds out there I might have forgot.
..

[Ted Stryker]

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


and I was also Brett AKA Hugeairdog and Blurred 11’s…………and also focus without the brackets.
.
.
.
.
.
.

[Yossarian]

I have it on admittedly questionable authority that Cletus was never mixed up in any of that Stryker bullshit.

He has gone, however, by Elmer Dinkle and Rocky Mountain Snipe occassionally.

Elmer still lives on in certain places, and the Snipe...well, you'll just have to go snipe hunting for him yourself.

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: Yossarian ]

[Ted Stryker]

.
.
.

and I also have been Lynx and Matt Duffy
(eeeeeewww......)
.
.
.
.

[trainnvain]

http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/MWTMNcolumbo5.jpg

[Ted Stryker]

Originally posted by Yossarian:
<STRONG>I have it on good authority that Cletus was never mixed up in any of that Stryker bullshit.

</STRONG>

My mistake. The IP's seemed to match.

[bad_roo]

So, Brett, your ex-flatmate didn't manage to pop a cap in your ass then?

[truth]

100
:rolleyes:

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: truth ]

[Ted Stryker]

Originally posted by bad_roo:
<STRONG>So, Brett, your ex-flatmate didn't manage to pop a cap in your ass then?</STRONG>

whatever, Jean-Gary Diablo. :rolleyes:

[watersnowdirt]

good god - I'm totally confused now. Someone needs to do a message board family/alias tree or something so we can make sense of all this.......

[Buster Highmen]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
<STRONG>good god - I'm totally confused now. Someone needs to do a message board family/alias tree or something so we can make sense of all this.......</STRONG>
Family trees are normally acyclic.

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by Ted Stryker:
<STRONG>

My mistake. The IP's seemed to match.</STRONG>

No worries. It's no skin off my back.

[Juan Valdez]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
<STRONG>
Family trees are normally acrylic.</STRONG>


True, I like oil based trees myself.

[Keoni]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
<STRONG>
Family trees are normally acyclic.</STRONG>
Some have only one branch...

[Buster Highmen]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
<STRONG>
Family trees are normally acyclic.</STRONG>
Areas of notable exception are evidently in the Appalachia, the Snoqualmie Valley and near ip 216.52.32.17.

[Keoni]

Originally posted by phUnk:
<STRONG> http://skiingismylife.com/media/ninja.gif </STRONG>

Whoa!
(stealth, very stealth)

[watersnowdirt]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
<STRONG>
Family trees are normally acyclic.</STRONG>


Damn you Buster - why do I always end up going to dictionary.com when I read your posts?
;)

[Ted Stryker]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
<STRONG>
Areas of notable exception ....</STRONG>

my washington geo ain't what used to be.

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: Ted Stryker ]

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: Ted Stryker ]

[Buster Highmen]

That was already included fatnose.

[CS]

Yeah, Keoni, I was wondering if anyone else say "him"

[bad_roo]

Check out the big brain on Brett.

[board]

Originally posted by Ted Stryker:
<STRONG>

or 207.46.228.98.</STRONG>

Coward

[iceman]

Originally posted by bad_roo:
<STRONG>Check out the big brain on Brett.</STRONG>

He does seem to have been taking his smart pills. Maybe not his happy pills, but definitely his smart pills.

edit: since we're all coming correct, I was part of the Yoda collective for a while, until I blew it and Rusty and Odin caught me.

I was also Mr. Poundkey for a while when I stole him from the collective. But then I gave him back.

I can't do the alias thing. Imagination's not the problem, attention span is.

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: iceman ]

[Ted Stryker]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
<STRONG>That was already included fatnose.</STRONG>

No need to Rush out and be a racist, now.

[drugged_monkey]

jonny lapdancer
skisale
And The Loser Is...
Commander KittenBottom
Tahoe Jerkins
Email Forwarder Guy
part Yoda
poundkey after ice and turned him into a whiny bitch then gave him back
a post or two as Rocker Dave (rightcoasts creation)
I think I created about 20 other aliases and posted once with each while faded.

[drugged_monkey]

Evil robot of love
Lab Rat for awhile

[drugged_monkey]

skiguy12512

[bad_roo]

So who was HugeAirFag?

And who made the best Yoda/Poundkey/Geronimo???

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: bad_roo ]

[watersnowdirt]

so by my calculations, there are only about 5 real people on this board ... and this whole time I thought it was a huge sprawling community :D

[Schmear]

Originally posted by drugged_monkey:
<STRONG>iceman
Buster
Cletus
Tyrone Shoelaces
KQ
Rev
Odin
lph
Arty
Punani
Bossass
splat
Pinner
Cornholio
Karl Stall
The Dork
Dexter
Samwich
md9
</STRONG>

Man, that drugged_monkey really was busy. (Just finishing your list.)

[iskibc]

Originally posted by Micah Black AKA Ted Stryker:
<STRONG>Note: some of the following is well known, but for the purposes of clarity:

I am Ted Stryker.
I was also TS Translator’s Festering Butt Sore and TS Stalker’s Bleeding Ass Sore.

TedStryker is iskibc, who is also Kool-oldfart and TedStalker.
.
..</STRONG>


I was never TedStryker! I was Ted Stalker, but not the Stryker himself. Get it clear asshole! And yes, I was oldfart too
:D

[Keoni]

OK...FINE(pouting)
I was:
a Geronimo!('til someone snagged the password)
a Poppa Woody
a couple others I can't remember right now.

[NW John Galt]

Why did bad_roo have the same IP address as Kumquat?

[KQ]

Originally posted by NW John Galt:
<STRONG>Why did bad_roo have the same IP address as Kumquat?</STRONG>

Serious or you just fishin'?

We have proxy servers here (not entirely sure how that works but my IT ppl told me yesterday that the posted IP's wouldn't cause the firm any harm).

Nope I am and always will be "KQ" aka "Kumquat" the one and only.

[bad_roo]

evening! ;)

[KQ]

Originally posted by bad_roo:
<STRONG>evening! ;)</STRONG>

Roo you crack me up.

(hic) just had a loverly liquid lunch at the Elysian. Gawd I love micro brews........

I feel a drunk post coming on.....

[Schmear]

NW John Galt! Where you been?

[KQ]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
<STRONG>The Dork wanted to beat me up.</STRONG>

I miss The Dork.....where is she now?

[Yossarian]

portland

[Dexter Rutecki]

Originally posted by Schmear:
<STRONG>NW John Galt! Where you been?</STRONG>

I'm not buying it.
Hopefully I'm right.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Originally posted by bad_roo
Douchey McQueerbait, please raise your right hand.

Partially guilty.

Also known as 0din, chUnk, NYC Hobo, Angel Kisses, DChan's bleeding anus, partially thisguyrighthere, and CR Johnson.

[Karl Stall]

I was never anybody. Ted Stryker was entertaining. What's up with the Summit County Love triangle anyway? Fess up people...

[xboat]

lol! man this is deep. tons of memories are popping up from way back.

i knew of some, but poundkey???? if only everyone on here knew what kinda shit he stirred up.

remember someone posting supposed poundkey pics in a liftline or something? calling him a fat ass and all :D

this is fackin killing me, you guys are good.

[bigAK]

only had one: stoke

disappeared about the same time i did in june. good to be back (well sorta, kinda like coming back from vacation to find your house cleaned out) no problems moving in with the neighbors though...

[Endlessseason]

I actively used over two dozen. You'd be surprised at a few of them. Some were a little controversial, so I'm not willing to expose them until I find out whether the Powdermag archives are gone forever. :)

[bad_roo]

Oh Ron, you dark horse, you!

[Samwich]

Originally posted by bigAK
only had one: stoke

disappeared about the same time i did in june. good to be back (well sorta, kinda like coming back from vacation to find your house cleaned out) no problems moving in with the neighbors though...

Don't stop now with that alias. Those posts were awesome. I just started a stoke thread, so go ahead and throw some stuff up. (that goes for the rest of you too!)

[Ted Stryker]

Originally posted by Karl Stall
I was never anybody. Ted Stryker was entertaining. What's up with the Summit County Love triangle anyway? Fess up people...

So here's what I know; like its any big deal:
.
.
.

Remember back when duphphy (here after “Dumbass”) got all mad and pissy at Ted (the 1st and most pure Ted) and SAYS “email at me at hexagonal ice crystal at gayskiworld... ?”

So Ted emailed Dumbass, and soon realizes that Dumbass thought Ted was Pinner. He was totally convinced. What a great opportunity!

Shortly after beginning to full advantage of this most quality situation, Ted receives a request from Pinner to email him. So Ted did.

Pinner informs me, the 1st and greatest Ted, that Dumbass has taken it further and was badmouthing Pinner off the internet to mutual friends. Now that’s a big step, especially when you don’t have your facts straight. Putting 2 and 2 together and getting 27 type of shit. It must have been that same keen intellect and confidence that leads to one “ski 65 degrees! And then Say it!” And humbleness also comes to mind. Yea, that’s the word.

I digress. Anyway, Ted emails Pinner. Ted says, “ Pinner, don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of it.” Now a better decision could have been made at that point, but what the fuk.

Several times Ted emails Dumbass asking that he apologize. He won’t do it. After a while, Dumbass has She Ra respond to these proddings. Her emails, along the lines of “Who are you?…..blah, blah” indicated that the lights were slowly turning on. “Maybe Stryker isn’t Pinner after all.” Ted was basking in this dim, flickering light, and began to use Dumbass's emails to Pinner as post material for the new alias “Matt Duffy”. Ted thought for sure that would this would provide the conclusive evidence needed by Dumbass and She Ra that Pinner was not Ted who was “Matt Duffy”, but not the real life Matt Duffy who is Dumbass.

Sidebar: It was clear from the emails that Dumbass was all concerned and paranoid about Pinner trying to score with She Ra. Sort of a jealously/denial thing. Anyway, this provided some extra fuel for the Fires of Scummit County.

Then the floods came……the wrath of Daniel………old testament shit….fire.……..and then the exodus occurred.

For the most part, folks have caught on. Iskibc apologized to Pinner, publicly, and so should Dumbass, whom I’ve been told is a real humble guy. Apologizing to Pinner publicly shouldn’t be such a hard thing.
And Ted has never met Pinner, at least that Pinner knows about.

[Mountainman]

Wow, my slow mind got lost in all of that.

[Endlessseason]

Same here. That was too complicated for me. All I know is I wasn't any of 'em.

[funkendrenchman]

Ok, so who was the original Ted Stryker? Was the original an alias or a seperate person? Who are the different people that have been Ted?

:confused:

[Karl Stall]

That's some funny shit Ted. Well, winter's on its way and all will be good, at least for those of you who don't live in Missouri.

:D

[Pinner]

Glad you enjoyed it Stall.

It's been a nightmare on my end.

[Karl Stall]

Originally posted by Pinner

It's been a nightmare on my end. [/B]


Sorry to hear that - hope the situation has improved; the CO maggots need to have solidarity, kinda like the MO maggot.
:cool:

[Benny Profane]

I was Enzo Ferrari. And some others, especially one that relates to a K2 ski.

[iceman]

Yeah, it was obvious after a while that Ted had become a collective. But I'm still in the dark as to who the original Ted is. My only hints are that I believe that Ted lived in CO at some point (perhaps now, I dunno), and that there's not all that many people here who write that cogently and who have a nasty-ass sense of humour (I mean that in a good way, of course). That narrows it down a bit, but not enough for me to figure it out at this point.

Care to fess up, Ted?

[funkendrenchman]

Originally posted by Benny Profane
I was Enzo Ferrari. And some others, especially one that relates to a K2 ski.

Sid ^&*$ING Vicious? I thought that was phUnk.

[iceman]

I had "a moment of clarity" (I think). Original Ted would be a freeheeling financial type in a yellow helmet, I believe.

[iceman]

Originally posted by funkendrenchman
Sid ^&*$ING Vicious? I thought that was phUnk.

Geez, I thought it was Seth.

Okay, maybe not.

[jibij]

i still wanna kick ted's ass.
all of them.

[Sublime]

I want to know who was sick.bird that CAW! got me laughing every time.

[Benny Profane]

Originally posted by funkendrenchman
Sid ^&*$ING Vicious? I thought that was phUnk.

Eh, you lika that greasy boy with the bad language? He come to my factory to see the fast cars, but we fisha his face outta the pasta bowl. madone!

[13]

Some people also took the board way too seriously. :rolleyes:

[iceman]

Originally posted by 13
Some people also took the board way too seriously. :rolleyes:

Tell us how to live, enlightened one.

[13]

Originally posted by iceman
Tell us how to live, enlightened one.

Do I look like Samwich to you? ;)

BTW, I was referring to the dipshit who trash-talked Pinner offline based on stuff posted online.

[Ted Stryker]

Originally posted by 13


BTW, I was referring to the dipshit who trash-talked Pinner offline based on stuff posted online.

yeah, that's one (1) of the reason's Iv been goin' after 'em.
fukkin pathetic.
sorry they targeted you pinner.

[Pinner]

Originally posted by Ted Stryker

sorry they targeted you pinner.

Thank you.

[iskibc]

Yeah, I would love to take Brett's sugar daddy's and shove 'em up his asshole, but I'm not the violent type. Brett, stop being a dick.
Iceman, you really think this was a collective???? When the pow board went haywire I did a quick search and found Blurred 11s, aka hugeairdog, Ted Stryker, TS Festering Butt Sore, Matt Duffy, TS Bleeding Ass sore, and many others all had the same IP address. I don't know. I believe this idiot still lives in summit county even though he downgrades it and has made posts saying it's the worst possible place to live in the country. Brett, you are an idiot.

[truth]

Originally posted by Pinner
Glad you enjoyed it Stall.

It's been a nightmare on my end.

Pinner...fuck em' if they can't take a joke.

[justjusty]

glad to see the change to this board. oh and ive always just been me.

[homerjay]

Originally posted by Ted Stryker
So here's what I know; like its any big deal:
.
.
.

Remember back when duphphy (here after “Dumbass”) got all mad and pissy at Ted (the 1st and most pure Ted) and SAYS “email at me at hexagonal ice crystal at gayskiworld... ?”

So Ted emailed Dumbass, and soon realizes that Dumbass thought Ted was Pinner. He was totally convinced. What a great opportunity!

Shortly after beginning to full advantage of this most quality situation, Ted receives a request from Pinner to email him. So Ted did.

Pinner informs me, the 1st and greatest Ted, that Dumbass has taken it further and was badmouthing Pinner off the internet to mutual friends. Now that’s a big step, especially when you don’t have your facts straight. Putting 2 and 2 together and getting 27 type of shit. It must have been that same keen intellect and confidence that leads to one “ski 65 degrees! And then Say it!” And humbleness also comes to mind. Yea, that’s the word.

I digress. Anyway, Ted emails Pinner. Ted says, “ Pinner, don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of it.” Now a better decision could have been made at that point, but what the fuk.

Several times Ted emails Dumbass asking that he apologize. He won’t do it. After a while, Dumbass has She Ra respond to these proddings. Her emails, along the lines of “Who are you?…..blah, blah” indicated that the lights were slowly turning on. “Maybe Stryker isn’t Pinner after all.” Ted was basking in this dim, flickering light, and began to use Dumbass's emails to Pinner as post material for the new alias “Matt Duffy”. Ted thought for sure that would this would provide the conclusive evidence needed by Dumbass and She Ra that Pinner was not Ted who was “Matt Duffy”, but not the real life Matt Duffy who is Dumbass.

Sidebar: It was clear from the emails that Dumbass was all concerned and paranoid about Pinner trying to score with She Ra. Sort of a jealously/denial thing. Anyway, this provided some extra fuel for the Fires of Scummit County.

Then the floods came……the wrath of Daniel………old testament shit….fire.……..and then the exodus occurred.

For the most part, folks have caught on. Iskibc apologized to Pinner, publicly, and so should Dumbass, whom I’ve been told is a real humble guy. Apologizing to Pinner publicly shouldn’t be such a hard thing.
And Ted has never met Pinner, at least that Pinner knows about.

Wow. Thanks for the explanation and it's a shame all of that shit happened.

back to the main topic: never had an alias myself.

[Micah Black AKA Ted Stryker]

Originally posted by iskibc

Brett, you are an idiot.

Not the sharpest bulb on the tree,
are we,
iskibc?
:rolleyes:

[d mcqueerbait]

Originally posted by bad_roo
Douchey McQueerbait, please raise your right hand.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic13936.jpg

its holding up the keg already

[iskibc]

Originally posted by Micah Black AKA Ted Stryker
Not the sharpest bulb on the tree,
are we,
iskibc?
:rolleyes:

What? Because I called you an idiot? And isn't it supposed to be the brightest bulb on the tree you fruitcake!?:p

[Samwich]

Originally posted by d mcqueerbait
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic13936.jpg

its holding up the keg already

AWESOME!!! That guy knows how to drink. ;)

After you do that, though, you should try hitting a bong upside down. It's a little harder, but once you get used to it, it's crazy.

[Ski Monkey]

Originally posted by Samwich
AWESOME!!! That guy knows how to drink. ;)


And the girl standing upside down in thebackground knows how to defy gravity. ;)

[Summit]

I am Ted Stryker.

[iceman]

I beg to differ.

[ArmchairExtreme]

I am Hippy_Thunder. Don't take it out for a spin much though.

I used to be Mr Hand a few times back when Jeff Spicoli was around.

I was Eugene Claire a few times.

I put in a couple of "Oh Yeahs" as Poppa Woody.

[JONG]

I don't get it. What are you people talking about? I'm confused.

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by JONG
I don't get it. What are you people talking about? I'm confused.

Best Alias Ever




I could be DINMS

[ak_powder_monkey]

Hmmm I just thought of this but I wonder if owens could make our computers say what ever we write inside xxxx in the CBG voice? That be cool

[iceman]

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Hmmm I just thought of this but I wonder if owens could make our computers say what ever we write inside xxxx in the CBG voice? That be cool

I want the 30 seconds of my life that I spent clicking on that and reading it back.

C'mon, dude, every single inane thought that crosses your brain is not worth posting.

[Tippster]

Would someone please just answer the questions:

IS Sick.Bird a collective?

Is Sick.Bird someone who was near the microphone at the Snowbird Comp?

[Tippster]

Originally posted by iceman
I want the 30 seconds of my life that I spent clicking on that and reading it back.

C'mon, dude, every single inane thought that crosses your brain is not worth posting.

So.. if you were reading this while drinking a beer...

...and beer shot out of your nose...

...and into a glass...

would it be foamy or flat?

[EPSkis]

Never understood the alias thing. If you've got something to say, be it funny or unfunny, insightful or base, mean spirited or just simple disagreement.......Why not just be yourself? If it's such a close "family", why disguise yourself from others? Yeah, it's just the internet. And that's just my .02.

[britney]

Originally posted by Guerilla Poacher
So who's gonna come clean as britney, Tap's new girlfriend?

I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson, but I am for real.

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by iceman
I want the 30 seconds of my life that I spent clicking on that and reading it back.

C'mon, dude, every single inane thought that crosses your brain is not worth posting.

so you're saying I should actully work in school?

[slippy]

YES!

[splat]

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

[iceman]

Originally posted by splat
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Strange. All of a sudden, I'm hungry.

[Buster Highmen]

Then I'll keep the imipolex-g (edit) away when I'm near you.

[AntiSoCalSkier]

Anyone ever wonder if DINMS is the same as DINS? The first time anyone met DINMS in person, he claimed to be DINS little brother. Then DINS ran away from home, and DINMS asked us not to mention his older brother to his dad, since it was a sensitive subject.

It seems to me that maybe DINS and DINMS are the same person, and when he realized that the maggots were significantly older than he was, he chickened out and decided to claim he was his own little brother (an understandable reaction).

[Z]

Back in the day....pretty sure over at Powmag.....someone's alias was Fuck you, you fucking fuck...and all he would do was but an arrow pointing to his name<------....only did it a couple times but the first time i saw it, it was facking hysterical....nice job to whoever it was.....

[Will]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen
Then I'll keep the imipolex-g (edit) away when I'm near you.

What the fuck, are you Benny Profane too?:D

[phUnk]

Originally posted by Z
Back in the day....pretty sure over at Powmag.....someone's alias was Fuck you, you fucking fuck...and all he would do was but an arrow pointing to his name<------....only did it a couple times but the first time i saw it, it was facking hysterical....nice job to whoever it was..... When that guy noticed that username's didn't get censored, man, he must have felt like a kid in a candy store where you could say fuck as much as you wanted to.