Fat Lady Singing...

[The Reverend Floater]

...and it's driving me fucking nuts. We have this rather plump little temp that is near me in the office. Well, she always sings along to the radio, even if she doesn't know the song. I dream of strangling her.

Right now, believe it or not, Journey's "Faithfully" is rockin' and she's singing along. NO, I'm not pissed just because it's Journey. But come on...I think there's a reason that Journey didn't have any fat chicks in their band.

WWMD?

[watersnowdirt]

just ask her innocently, "Hey, you know why Journey sang that song?"


"So you don't have to."

It'll shut her up.

[glademaster]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
I dream of strangling her.

I think you just answered your own question.

[PlayHarder]

Join in, make it a duet with you providing falsetto and maybe throw in a little beat box while you're at it.

[Telephil]

Originally posted by PlayHarder
Join in, make it a duet with you providing falsetto and maybe throw in a little beat box while you're at it.

That's my vote, keep us posted.

[CaddyDaddy77]

Anybody still have the vid where the annoying chic is singing and the guy comes up behind her and smacks her upside the head?


Not recommended, but funny to think about.

[The Reverend Floater]

Dude, she's doing an improv solo to Foreigner's Hot Blooded.

God help me.

[Buster Highmen]

Sing along...LOUDLY and WAY out of key. Mebbe she''l get the hint.

[AntiSoCalSkier]

"I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."

[tonghands]

Try singing this to her to the tune of 'Hot Blooded'

Well I can't sing
sucks to be me,
my current weight
is one eighty three,
if I don't shut up
I'll be dead as can be,

I'm the fat office temp, office temp!

[Canuk]

"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, just a moment"

Nice work btw, Tonghands.

[lemon boy]

Wait just a second.

The Rev's found a woman who likes the same music he does.

HIT THAT SHIT!

who cares if she's overweight. You're desperate remember?

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by lemon boy
Wait just a second.

The Rev's found a woman who likes the same music he does.

HIT THAT SHIT!

who cares if she's overweight. You're desperate remember?
bwaaaaaa hAHHAAAHAAAAAA

Rev, there is a reason to bring donuts to the office can't sing with your mouth full

edut:

Actually dood , it just hit me, this could be your ticket to winter bliss.

If she really did sing the words to "Hot Blooded" out loud, she definately made your workplace uncomfortable,
I mean "check it and see" thats unwanted soliciting action from you.

It ain't your fault you are hot.....

get thee to HR!
you have a sexual harrassment suit.
Congrats, ka ching, sponsored wasatch living here you come

[milton]

Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77
Anybody still have the vid where the annoying chic is singing and the guy comes up behind her and smacks her upside the head?


Not recommended, but funny to think about.

Ha, that was the first thing i thought of. Grab the nearest yellow pages and *wham* upside the head..
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/girlsinging.html

[truth]

Tell her it's over.

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
...and it's driving me fucking nuts. Well, she always sings along to the radio, even if she doesn't know the song. I dream of strangling her.


WWMD?

Same problem, but with the Presidents daughter. Nothing I can do, they regard her as a princess and she never gets her work completed on time, go figure. I get to do it then, :mad: She will sing even if the radio is off. :mad:

OUr HR dept guy got canned, as they feel they do not need an HR dept. Bullshit on that one.

She sing opera too, oh god help me.

[Aldo]

What's playing now, Billy Squire?

[powstash]

Originally posted by Canuk
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, just a moment"

Exactly (remember the higher voice on the "just")

[Grange]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt
just ask her innocently, "Hey, you know why Journey sang that song?"


"So you don't have to."

It'll shut her up.


I personally liked this variation better "Do you know who sings this song?" Assumming she knows then say "well let them sing it."

Or just bribe her with a twinkie to shut up.

[Buster Highmen]

Sing this: (tracks 17 & 18 off "You Are What You Is" FZ)

You're on the bridge;
Scared to leap,
But a girl walks over
To take a peep . . .
She says: "DON'T DO IT!"
But wouldn't you know . . .
The girl got a head
Like a buffalo
With a little red hair
All over the top
An' her breath would make the
Traffic stop
She says "I LOVE YOU . . .
BUT FIRST, LET'S EAT!"
And all you can say as you run down the street is . . .



Jumbo, go away
Jumbo, go away
Jumbo, go away
Jumbo leave me alone
Get your head off my bone
I wanna go home
(I'm hungry . . . )

Jumbo lighten up
Jumbo lighten up
Jumbo lighten up
Jumbo give me a break
Lighten up on my snake
That's all I can take
(Feed me!)

It seems I can't explain
The way I feel about you
(Robbie, take me to Greek Town!)
You just don't understand
You're from Kalamazoo . . .
(Blow!)

You got to realize
Our little romance deal
Will not materialize
Into a thing that you'd call REAL
(I think I have worms . . . )

Jumbo gotta go
Jumbo gotta go
Jumbo gotta go
Jumbo better get back
Or your eye will get black
When I give you a smack
(No, Denny, don't hit me!)

Jumbo don't you cry
(Boo-hoo-hoo . . . )
Jumbo don't you cry
Jumbo don't you cry
Jumbo this is good-bye
I ain't gonna lie
So wash up your pie

Wash up your pie
(There are three things that smell like fish!)
(Really, what are they?)
Wash up your pie
(One of them is fish . . . )
(Oh!)
Wash up your pie
(The other two . . . )
(What d'you mean the other two?)
Wash up your pie
(Are growing on you . . . )

[Buster Highmen]

Originally posted by Buzzworthy
She sing opera too, oh god help me.
Leave a Vikiing hat on her desk one day.

[Viva]

Originally posted by Buster Highmen
Leave a Vikiing hat on her desk one day.

http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif

[LAN]

Sounds almost as good as "elevator lady" in Scoober's office. I'll let him enlighten you when he drops in this evening. She's a real gem.

[Arty50]

Along the lines of Buster's suggestion, leave a pacifier on her desk.

[iceman]

Bring a bag of marshmallows to work, and every time she starts singing throw one over the cube wall.

[Odin]

"Don't Stop Believing!"

[Vets]

"...
I'm big busted
Check it and see
I've got a bra size
of 38-D..."
;)

[Honc]

Fight fire with fire.

I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but here goes...


Bryan Adams is your friend.

[webb]

or try george carlin's staple for handling female hecklers- yell out, "would someone PLEASE put a dick in her mouth?" yeah.... that would be dumb.

[FollowMe]

Take her radio out back and beat the shit out of it like in Office Space and then put it back on her desk. It would work better if she actually saw you take it and put it back, but you'd probably loose your job. Maybe do it over the weekend or something?