Palin is not from Alaska

[Crud's Uncle]

According to the latest reports, Palin has advocated outlawing any ski wider than 75 mms. She also will require grooming on all slopes and will outlaw powder skiing.

She isn't from Alaska. In fact, she is Obama's long lost sister from Hawaii.

[Mathematics]

According to the latest reports, Palin has advocated outlawing any ski wider than 75 cms. She also will require grooming on all slopes and will outlaw powder skiing.

She isn't from Alaska. In fact, she is Obama's long lost sister from Hawaii.


She isn't from Alaska, she was born in Idaho (that annoying accent isnt normal up here). And as far as I know her only stint in Hawaii was dropping out of college there.

But I did hear she sets her bindings DIN below 12. what a nancy.

[GoldMember]

She was born in Sandpoint, ID - also the birthplace of a certain maggot named Splat who grew up there....(take from that what you will :wink:). Her family moved to AK when she was 3 mo. old. And no, she didn't gain that accent in Idaho either.

[rideit]

I concur. She got that accent listening to Prarie Home Companion on acid.

[powder11]

I wish I spoke "fucking idiot" more fluently so I could understand what uncle crud is actually talking about.

[Cliff Huckable]

She isn't from Alaska, she was born in Idaho (that annoying accent isnt normal up here). And as far as I know her only stint in Hawaii was dropping out of college there.

But I did hear she sets her bindings DIN below 12. what a nancy.

Whew! Trip to AK is back on.

Crud, I was pretty sure this post was going in the direction of:

"Sarah Palin isn't from Alaska, she's from heaven."

Thanks for the restraint.

[Jer]

I hate it when everybody say that Jewel is from Alaska. She's from Montana. She lived in AK in a van for a few months. Big deal.:mad:

[Jer]

I wish I spoke "fucking idiot" more fluently

Keep trying - you'll work your way up to in someday. Don't give up!

[f2f]

According to the latest reports, Palin has advocated outlawing any ski wider than 75 cms.

not too worried. currently the fattest ski on market is 17.7cm wide (duret monstre fat). she'll be long out of office by the time we get to 75cm.

[SuperChief]

I hate it when everybody say that Jewel is from Alaska. She's from Montana. She lived in AK in a van for a few months. Big deal.:mad:

Nope not from MT, she's a Utard

[Jer]

Nope not from MT, she's a Utard

All I know is she's got an awesome rack. That's what really matters.

[TJ.Brk]

She got that accent from to many fantasies about "Screech" ":fm:from Saved by the bell"

[Crud's Uncle]

Sarcasm dude. She has been accused of everything under the sun, why not make her anti-big mountain skiing.
I wish I spoke "fucking idiot" more fluently so I could understand what uncle crud is actually talking about.

[marshalolson]

she also skis on m48's

[Crud's Uncle]

I heard she skis Head Standards, 205cm

[H-wood]

Everybody knows she rides Atomic Metrons with Essmatics and those white SX-81's your mom had in 1985.

[Hott Butt Mud]

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