Libdouche War Room Discussions

[Jer]

Friday 8/29 - McCain announces Palin as his choice for VP

Libdouches: "She's a cunt!! We'll get McCain to reconsider in three days by smearing her, her baby and her daughter!! It can't fail!!!"

result: complete backfire. Mediadouches/e-douches brutally pwn3d.

Wednesday 9-3 - Palin speaks at Republican Convention

Libdouches: "She's a stupid bitch!! She's gunna fuck up bigtime!!! Now the world will see what a stupid bitch she is!!! It can't fail!!!!"

result: The entire universe watches Palin's speech. The teleprompter fails halfway through. Palin pwn3s it.

Sunday 9-7

Libdouches: "She won't do any interviews!!!! She's scared!!! Ha ha ha!!!! We can't lose!!!!"

reality: She's been the VP nominee for 10 days. Get a life. Oh yeah - McCain gets the election "bounce" that Obama never got. FAIL. Olbermann demoted from anchor back to talk show freakshow. Double FAIL.


Wonder what brilliant plan the douchies have up their sleve next? Maybe Obama should start slamming her lack of experience? They can't lose!!!

[Cliff Huckable]

Try to give me a straight answer that doesn't involve any opposition candidates...
1. Do you really believe Palin is worthy of being Vice-President of the United States of America.

2. Do you believe Palin was chosen because she is
a)the best person for the position,
or
b) because she was the best person for the campaign?

...and if she's the best person for the campaign, not the position, aren't McCain, Rove, and the GOP putting party ahead of country?

[Jer]

Try to give me a straight answer that doesn't involve any opposition candidates...
1. Do you really believe Palin is worthy of being Vice-President of the United States of America.

2. Do you believe Palin was chosen because she is
a)the best person for the position,
or
b) because she was the best person for the campaign?

...and if she's the best person for the campaign, not the position, aren't McCain, Rove, and the GOP putting party ahead of country?

1. No. Although I have to say I'm less worried about an inexperienced VP than an inexperienced Pres.

2. B.

3. Yes. Hey - I'm not voting for McCain/Palin. I'm just saying she was a brilliant choice (from a strategic viewpoint) and that the Dems are completely FAILing.

[TruckeeLocal]

Heaven help me but Jer, yes Jer !, has a point. The liberal media and the Dems are busy trying to show how bad a choice Palin is and are underestimating the machievelian elements of the choice. I'd remind you that there aren't many state governers, less than there are senators, and so it's a fairly substantive elected office to hold. To start arguing that a state governer isn't qualified when presenting a junior 2 year senator as an alternative to a superior position to the executive branch isn't a very smart tactic.

[Jer]

machievelian

Totally appropriate adjective.

When I heard that McCain selected some unknown Gov as his running mate I thought "What a dumbfuck! Guess I won't be posting on TGR anymore." Now in hindsight there's no way he could have made a more deviously brilliant choice. He completely threw Obama's whole gameplan right back at him.

U still suck, tho.:)

[Summit]

It is funny watching the Dems melt down over GOP VP candidate with sex organs on the inside.

That doesn't change the fact that I would NOT want Palin to become president EVAR because of her radical stances. I'd still do her though...

[advres]

Try to give me a straight answer that doesn't involve any opposition candidates...
1. Do you really believe Palin is worthy of being Vice-President of the United States of America.

2. Do you believe Palin was chosen because she is
a)the best person for the position,
or
b) because she was the best person for the campaign?

...and if she's the best person for the campaign, not the position, aren't McCain, Rove, and the GOP putting party ahead of country?

#1- no

#2- B

#3- well if they believe their party is the best thing for the country then they are putting their country first. Get it? Makes sense when you think about it.

[Jer]

[B]Wonder what brilliant plan the douchies have up their sleve next?

Tuesday 9 - 8
LRLDRP (Long-Range LibroDouche Reconnaissance Patrol) teams sent to infiltrate the peasant population in Wassilla, Achorage and Juneau AK to dig up dirt (if any) on Rep VP candidate Stone Cold Sarah Palin. If the proper intelligence is unobtainable (pretty much a given), teams are told to "just make shit up".

Oh yeah, this is gonna end well..

[Smokey McPole]

LRLDRP teams still going strong!

Palin os sooo fuct! They'll get her this time fer sure!!