08 Presidential Election Wager, Douches!

[Smokey McPole]

Time to start an actual thread about this.

Obama wins, I, all my thousands of aliai and anybody else who care to join me leave The Padded Room until Obama (who it's pretty obvious will win) is innaugurated.

McCain wins, YOU leave The Padded Room. You can always post some ski stoke on the main forum, but that would mean you'd have to learn how to ski. No better time than this winter.

Pretty simple. Lots of geniuses 'round these here parts seem really ultra confidant that Obama's already got it all wrapped up. Time to actually put your e-money where your e-mouth is.

If you accept the terms, post it here. If not, add a jer tag and keep telling your self that your candidate is a sure thing (which, actually, he is), just like Gore and Kerry.


edit: Hi Buster!
Suit - sticky this you pussy!:smile:

[timvwcom]

All options are unacceptable... no deal. (not that I'm a betting man to begin with)

[Smokey McPole]

It's kind of a worthless bet, most of the real hard-core libdouches won't be posting here after Nov 5th anyway. Kinda hard to post after you've committed suicide*.





*Cue Truckeelocal telling me about how crass I am joking about suicide.

[Adolf Allerbush]

COCK ROCK AND TWO SMOKING COCKS!!!!
no deal doucher

[Smokey McPole]

COCK ROCK AND TWO SMOKING COCKS!!!!
no deal doucher

OK so far we have no takers and Rainbow Brite and Assbush on the pussy list.

Both you faggots also forgot to add some tags. Do I have to do everything??

[timvwcom]

OK so far we have no takers and Rainbow Brite and Assbush on the pussy list.

Both you faggots also forgot to add some tags. Do I have to do everything??

I'm a "tagging" virgin... but doing good on this bottle of red tonight already, so what the hell... Let me see if I have any creative juices left? :confused:

[Aussie_ripper]

Will you do it if just one of us does it? If you're willing to bet on it, so am I. Deal mother-fucker.



You're all welcome.

[Sarah Palin]

Will you do it if just one of us does it? If you're willing to bet on it, so am I. Deal mother-fucker.



You're all welcome.

Of course Jer will do it.

So far it's Jer on the McCain/PALIN side, The Angry Whelk and Aussie Ripper on the loser's side.

I'll tell my husband immediately.

[Crud's Uncle]

Anyone remember all the libs that promised to move out of the country if Bush won? Too bad they were all liars.

[Jer]

Anyone remember all the libs that promised to move out of the country if Bush won? Too bad they were all liars.

Spineless liars.



I'll tell my husband immediately.

Don't worry, hon - I'm logged on.

[Mathematics]

Jer, you know I'm here for you.

[Jer]

Jer, you know I'm here for you.

Is that a yes or a no?

[Angry Whelk]

jer has memory drown
he make the bet one time
he is drown

motherfucker

[Jer]

What's the matter LibroFAILers? Nobody but Whelk and Ripper taking me up on this bet? What happened to all that fanatical douchebag arrogance that was drowning this place up until last Friday? I though all you geniuses were political tyrannosaurus's. I thought Obama had it all wrapped up.

Smell that? You smell that? LibroFAILer fear son. Nothing in the world smells like that. I love the smell of LibroFAILer fear in the morning.

[TJ.Brk]

I have a wager for you.

McCain wins and you show up at the summit and we get to punch you in the face.

Obama wins you show up at the summit and we get to punch you in the face.

My way of saying you are a 40 year old special needs virgin.;)

[Jer]

I have a wager for you.

McCain wins and you show up at the summit and we get to punch you in the face.

Obama wins you show up at the summit and we get to punch you in the face.

My way of saying you are a 40 year old special needs virgin.;)

You are pathetic. I love how you say "we" are gonna punch you in the face. Because everybody knows none of you have the balls to actually take anybody on one-on-one, either here or in the real world. Must really suck to be you.

[PNWbrit]

I have a wager for you.

McCain wins and you show up at the summit and we get to punch you in the face.

Obama wins you show up at the summit and we get to punch you in the face.

My way of saying you are a 40 year old special needs virgin.;)

Where is the summit going to be?

Not that it really matters I'd still go for the face punching.

[Jer]

Where is the summit going to be?

Not that it really matters I'd still go for the face punching.

Yeah - maybe after 12 douchebags get theirs in and there are 4 guys holding me down you might actually muster up the courage to do something.

Why aren't any of you tough guys taking me up on the bet?

[advres]

I wanna go to the summit to buy Jer a beer(or 10).

[basinbeater]

Hey Sarah Palin, why don't you come meet me over here and we'll see if you got a 6th left in those old ovaries. Then you can have one in each arm as you make decisions that affect the world.

[Jer]

Waitaminute...

Isn't there some rule about threatening physical violence not being tolerated here?


I have a wager for you.

McCain wins and you show up at the summit and we get to punch you in the face.

Obama wins you show up at the summit and we get to punch you in the face.

My way of saying you are a 40 year old special needs virgin.;)


Where is the summit going to be?

Not that it really matters I'd still go for the face punching.

Wow - I'd say these last two posts are pretty close.

Dickbags - if you want to threaten me, please do it via PM like DaveTV did. Otherwise take the bet or STFU.

[TJ.Brk]

You are pathetic. I love how you say "we" are gonna punch you in the face. Because everybody knows none of you have the balls to actually take anybody on one-on-one, either here or in the real world. Must really suck to be you.


Boy you really are a jong if you don't know anything about me. Somebody educate this asshat

Semper Fi

[Jer]

Boy you really are a jong if you don't know anything about me.

Yeah - I guess I didn't get the memo.

Wow.. "do you know who I am?"....really..........wow.

edit: Went to your website and it was actually pretty cool (except for the use of the word "preggers"). Well, now I know. Still, man - "do you know who I am?". C'mon..

[Nathan Explosion]

Yeah, Jer. You don't know who he is? Jesus, this whole anonymity thing kind of sucks for physical intimidation. Does posting here make me a party to the bet? I mean, I am clearly a Jer alias.

[Rontele]

Boy you really are a jong if you don't know anything about me. Somebody educate this asshat

Semper Fi

I know this, you suck at the internet.

[TJ.Brk]

I know this, you suck at the internet.

What took you so long. You are slipping again:the_finge

[Jer]

Whoever tagged "Napoleon Jernamite" is a genius. :yourock:

[loJack]

Jer do you still have those sweet Alta stickers on your skis?

[Cliff Huckable]

Back to the subject of the thread: I quit when McCain and the hick win.

Does that work for you?

[Jer]

Ok, so some guys alias(Angry Whelk), Aussie Ripper and Cliff are the only guys here with any balls?

[Jer]

Jer do you still have those sweet Alta stickers on your skis?

Some of 'em, yeah.

[Jer]

c'mon guys - stop talking shit and sack it up.

[Mathematics]

Is that a yes or a no?

thats a yes. and I used to have a gambling problem.

the national polls are still fluctuating back & forth, but state by state polling hypothetically puts obama 70 to 100 electoral votes ahead of McCain. Bringing our lunatic governor on board was not his best move.

[TeleHoar]

Obama wins, I, all my thousands of aliai and anybody else who care to join me leave The Padded Room forever.


Best reason stated yet to vote for Obama.

[Jer]

OK so far it's Whelk, Ripper and Math with Obama

Me with Palin (c'mon comservadouches, sack it up!)

and Telehoar's a pussy

[Jer]

put up or STFU

[andyC]

Does the bet stand that loser has to leave Padded Room forever, or does that now mean they have to leave Political Asshattery?

[Smokey McPole]

Does the bet stand that loser has to leave Padded Room forever, or does that now mean they have to leave Political Asshattery?

Both. I thought this forum was temporary? Either way - both.

[pheenster]

Time to start an actual thread about this.

Obama wins, I, all my thousands of aliai and anybody else who care to join me leave The Padded Room forever.

McCain wins, YOU leave The Padded Room forever. You can always post some ski stoke on the main forum, but that would mean you'd have to learn how to ski. No better time than this winter.

Pretty simple. Lots of geniuses 'round these here parts seem really ultra confidant that Obama's already got it all wrapped up. Time to actually put your e-money where your e-mouth is.

If you accept the terms, post it here. If not, add a jer tag and keep telling your self that your candidate is a sure thing, just like Gore and Kerry.

Suit - sticky this you pussy!:smile:

Whenever you're finished with all this Grade Two "if I win, you never get to post in the Padded Room again" candy-ass bullshit, I'll put $100 on the Democrats taking the White House. Are we on, pretty boy?

(This wager is only open to acceptance by Jer. I saw what happened to Iceman when he posted an open wager offer).

[Smokey McPole]

Whenever you're finished with all this Grade Two "if I win, you never get to post in the Padded Room again" candy-ass bullshit, I'll put $100 on the Democrats taking the White House. Are we on, pretty boy?

(This wager is only open to acceptance by Jer. I saw what happened to Iceman when he posted an open wager offer).

Hey - if you don't like the terms of the bet, feel free to start your own thread or retreat back to Pussyville.

[Aussie_ripper]

Hey - if you don't like the terms of the bet, feel free to start your own thread or retreat back to Pussyville.

Pussy.


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[Barack H. Obama]

Ok, ok, while it may not carry the weight that you hope it would my friends, I promise to go away from this unusual corner of the etherspace if my good friend John McCain happens to win the election. (My supporters and I sure aren't going to let that happen though right?!!!)

Do I reserve the right to resurface again in 2012?

[13]

jer,

you're on, bitch tits!

i'll leave political asshattery (since this got moved from padded room) forever if mccain/palin win.

[Smokey McPole]

jer,

you're on, bitch tits!

i'll leave political asshattery (since this got moved from padded room) forever if mccain/palin win.

The bet is for both here and The Padded Room, as has already been stated.

[PeterPan11]

I bet Obama wins.

[pheenster]

Hey - if you don't like the terms of the bet, feel free to start your own thread or retreat back to Pussyville.

As I suspected. Nothing but a poser.

[13]

The bet is for both here and The Padded Room, as has already been stated.

well shit. i don't want to give up the nsfw threads in the padded room so no deal. :tdo13:

[pheenster]

well shit. i don't want to give up the nsfw threads in the padded room so no deal. :tdo13:

Um... I hate to break this to you, but you don't actually need to log in to view a thread. Or you could create a new account. You could call yourself 12, or 14. This is the internet, for Christ's fucking sake. Do you actually think that Jer (whatever or whoever he is) would actually leave if McCain loses? If you seriously believe that, you are an infant. He needs this place like a junkie needs a fix.

[13]

Um... I hate to break this to you, but you don't actually need to log in to view a thread. Or you could create a new account. You could call yourself 12, or 14. This is the internet, for Christ's fucking sake. Do you actually think that Jer (whatever or whoever he is) would actually leave if McCain loses? If you seriously believe that, you are an infant. He needs this place like a junkie needs a fix.

relax, it's the interwebz.

[skifishbum]

Do you actually think that Jer (whatever or whoever he is) would actually leave if McCain loses? If you seriously believe that, you are an infant. He needs this place like a junkie needs a fix.

"Never trust a junkie"- Al Jourgensen

[Smokey McPole]

"Never trust a junkie"- Al Jourgensen

Actually, that was a sample from Sid and Nancy (of Courtney love playing Nancy Spungeon) in Just One Fix. Al didn't say it.

So - PeterPan (who as far as I know is already banned) throws in, 13 is still a maybe and pheenster is a pussy who knows he's wrong.

[pheenster]

Actually, that was a sample from Sid and Nancy (of Courtney love playing Nancy Spungeon) in Just One Fix. Al didn't say it.

So - PeterPan (who as far as I know is already banned) throws in, 13 is still a maybe and pheenster is a pussy who knows he's wrong.

When I bet, I like to bet for something worthwhile. Dude, look at my post count for crying out loud. Me not posting in the Padded Room? I'm sure everyone would just miss the living shit out of me, if they even knew who I was.

You clearly do not possess sufficient confidence in your own positions to put your money where your mouth is. Which makes you, in the Middle America you profess to understand so well, a gutless wonder. Or, if you prefer your own term, a pussy.

But yeah, keep on telling yourself I'm wrong, while the rest of the board laughs at you. Whatever keeps you warm at night, sport.

[Smokey McPole]

Whaaauuugghhhhh!!! Don't call me a pussy!!! Whaaauuugghhhh!! I'll tell my mommy!!! She'll show you, meany head!! Mommy gives me biddy!!!! Biddy makes pheenster strong!!! Whaaaauuuggghhhhh!!!!.

Figure it out, Einstien. Of course I wouldn't miss you. I didn't even know you exsisted until you started puffing out your concave chest here.

If anybody like Assbush or Rutecki took me up on the bet I'd tell them to fuck off. I'd hate to see them leave. They at least serve some purpose.

Go ask your mom to make you some tater-totts. I'm sure after a few totts you'll feel less cranky.

[pheenster]

Figure it out, Einstien. Of course I wouldn't miss you. I didn't even know you exsisted until you started puffing out your concave chest here.

If anybody like Assbush or Rutecki took me up on the bet I'd tell them to fuck off. I'd hate to see them leave. They at least serve some purpose.

Go ask your mom to make you some tater-totts. I'm sure after a few totts you'll feel less cranky.

Whatever. Pussy.

[David Witherspoon]

... while the rest of the board laughs at you. We laugh? :confused:
Oh, that was a long time ago. Back before it became more predictable than clockwork. Back before it all went on ignore.

[Adolf Allerbush]

Time to start an actual thread about this.

Obama wins, I, all my thousands of aliai and anybody else who care to join me leave The Padded Room forever.

McCain wins, YOU leave The Padded Room forever. You can always post some ski stoke on the main forum, but that would mean you'd have to learn how to ski. No better time than this winter.

Since this "place" is getting boring for Jer/Jerzilla!!! I'll throw down on your silly bet.

[Jer]

Since this "place" is getting boring for Jer/Jerzilla!!! I'll throw down on your silly bet.

Denied. Like I said a few posts back - it would be a shame to lose you.

[Mathematics]

Denied. Like I said a few posts back - it would be a shame to lose you.

jer bear you're not making me feel very loved.

[Mathematics]

BUMP

Any more self-righteous buttplugs want to jump on board?

Jer it looks like you got about a month left of Padded Room & PolAss douchebaggery...lets make it the best month EVA

[Mathematics]

OK so far it's Whelk, Ripper and Math with Obama

Me with Palin (c'mon comservadouches, sack it up!)

and Telehoar's a pussy

For Obama:
Whelk
Ripper
me
13


For McCain:
Jer / Jerzilla / Morda
?

Jer I just want you to know I'm willing to negotiate with you here. How about instead of leaving you have to eat one raw onion like an apple for every 10 electoral votes McCain loses by, in one sitting, proven by a full TR with pics.

[Jer]

For Obama:
Whelk
Ripper
me
13


For McCain:
Jer / Jerzilla / Morda
?

Jer I just want you to know I'm willing to negotiate with you here. How about instead of leaving you have to eat one raw onion like an apple for every 10 electoral votes McCain loses by, in one sitting, proven by a full TR with pics.

Remember when I ate that entire whole pineapple?

I don't think I'd want to eat whole onions, but I wouldn't really mind leaving here regardless of who wins. And honestly, I don't care who wins either. The whole thing's pretty gay.

edit: my vote is still for sale - $25. I prefer PayPal.

[Rip'nStick]

Um... I hate to break this to you, but you don't actually need to log in to view a thread. Or you could create a new account. You could call yourself 12, or 14. This is the internet, for Christ's fucking sake. Do you actually think that Jer (whatever or whoever he is) would actually leave if McCain loses? If you seriously believe that, you are an infant. He needs this place like a junkie needs a fix.


Jer,

Though you may have lost your bet, still think you have lots to contribute to this particular forum. I may have voted for our new prophet, but I think your abilitiy to stir up librodouches is impressive and commendable. Perhaps you should instead start a poll to see if you should post in the PolAssHat Forum unless you have a killer TR from somewhere worthy, nothing lame in other forums.

I am willing to bet the mags want you to stay on the PolAssForum. Let's be real, political asshattery is a significant part of this community and without misguided metalheads like you, it would be a bunch of rather decent skiing geeks talking about microbrews, gear and posting a few backcountry TRs

I like variety

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Jers not here! bwahahahahahahahaha

[Rip'nStick]

Someone should come up with a eulogy if he is really gone. Buster?