Things the Librodouches have taught me this week

[Jer]

This is why I hang out here - there's so much to learn from these very important hyper-intelligent super beings. I mean - is there anything they don't know???

This week's golden nuggets of wisedom:

- The Constitution is great when it gives rights to non-US citizens. Especially if said non-US citizens want to destroy the US.

- The Constitution sucks when it gives rights to US citizens.

- Raping children is groovey.

- Most people in the US armed forces are brainwashed baby killing meatheads with no morals whatsoever.

- There are actually some people who've never heard of the nuking of Hiroshima or Nagasaki or even the US civil war. It's true!

- A .22 rifle is just about the most lethal weapon in exsistence.

- Crying and wringing your hands on a ski message board really does change the world.

Man - I just know I'm leaving a few things out, but with the flood of knowledge comming from the elite here it's hard to keep track of it all! Feel free to add anything I may have left out.

[irul&ublo]

- Crying and wringing your hands on a ski message board really does change the world.



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[Jer]

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Where have I ever cried or wrung my hands (as opposed to flaming and trolling morons such as yourself)? You have all my posts saved to your hard drive, so this should be pretty simple.

[flyby]

weren't you going to go to Poland or something?

[Jer]

weren't you going to go to Poland or something?

Yeah - I was already there. I took the Magical Steel Bird. That's why I didn't have to make a month long journey by schooner. Ain't the newfangled 20th Century great? Howsabout the wild, futuristic 21st Century? I'm a-goin' to tha moving pictures tonight!

[trainnvain]

This is why I hang out here - there's so much to learn from these very important hyper-intelligent super beings. I mean - is there anything they don't know???

This week's golden nuggets of wisedom:

- The Constitution is great when it gives rights to non-US citizens. Especially if said non-US citizens want to destroy the US.

- The Constitution sucks when it gives rights to US citizens.

- Raping children is groovey.

- Most people in the US armed forces are brainwashed baby killing meatheads with no morals whatsoever.

- There are actually some people who've never heard of the nuking of Hiroshima or Nagasaki or even the US civil war. It's true!

- A .22 rifle is just about the most lethal weapon in exsistence.

- Crying and wringing your hands on a ski message board really does change the world.

Man - I just know I'm leaving a few things out, but with the flood of knowledge comming from the elite here it's hard to keep track of it all! Feel free to add anything I may have left out.

All great points here.

I think you may be wrong on the .22 thing though.

I'm glad you've come to understand the majority here.
You are no dummy, my friend.

[Jer]

You are no dummy, my friend.

Thanks for the support!

I forgot one:

- If you don't like Barry O'Bamma, then that means you automatically think it's great that GWB/Cheney wiped their ass with the constitution.

..wait - TWO:

-if you ski the Grunge Coulior solo you have some kind of pathalogical deathwish. (not exclusively Libdouche, but wise words nonetheless).

[Jer]

I do have a few questions, tho: Why are you guys always talking about "brown people"? And what's with all this talk about the size of your dicks?

Should I start being overly concerned with the color of people's skin? Should I be fixating on my wang?

I'm just trying to learn here.

[Craven Morehead]

Well Jer my friend, if your concerned about tallywacker color and size, exercise is your best bet. I did it that way and so can you!
I just hung a five pound weight off that baby and it turned black in less than a week. I'm still waitin on the size part but I know it'll come.

[Jer]

Well Jer my friend, if your concerned about tallywacker color and size, exercise is your best bet. I did it that way and so can you!
I just hung a five pound weight off that baby and it turned black in less than a week. I'm still waitin on the size part but I know it'll come.


Why didn't you cut and paste your self-important anti-US diatribe from the two other threads? You've gotta get your wisdom out to the masses! Maybe the Suit could "sticky" it!

[trainnvain]

Nobody wants their tallywacker stickied.
I think.

[Craven Morehead]

Why didn't you cut and paste your self-important anti-US diatribe from the two other threads? You've gotta get your wisdom out to the masses! Maybe the Suit could "sticky" it!


It's not anti-US Jer, it's anti US military and associated businesses.
See where they can't find billions in aide to Pakistan?
Funny how billions disappear here and there and nobody gives a shit.
WELL I DO. Take those slimey fuckers whether they be suits or soldiers and CUT THEIR FUCKING HANDS OFF.
Take the goddamned ceos that steal from the workers and cut their fucking hands off. You guys are worried about little joey and his baseball game where you should be teaching joey how to defend his liberty and property against the government, and financial institutions that want to ROB US BLIND.
See the oil prices, see the dollar, see real estate. Call it what you will but it is robbing the average joe. The rich fuckers never suffer for war or a bad economy but those a-holes are the ones we need to defend ourselves against.

[Jer]

It's not anti-US Jer, it's anti US military and associated businesses.
See where they can't find billions in aide to Pakistan?
Funny how billions disappear here and there and nobody gives a shit.
WELL I DO. Take those slimey fuckers whether they be suits or soldiers and CUT THEIR FUCKING HANDS OFF.
Take the goddamned ceos that steal from the workers and cut their fucking hands off. You guys are worried about little joey and his baseball game where you should be teaching joey how to defend his liberty and property against the government, and financial institutions that want to ROB US BLIND.
See the oil prices, see the dollar, see real estate. Call it what you will but it is robbing the average joe. The rich fuckers never suffer for war or a bad economy but those a-holes are the ones we need to defend ourselves against.

I read through, like, half your post and there wasn't ONE SINGLE REFERENCE to PARTYING, so's I stopped reading,eh?

More PARTY - less blah, blah, blah!

[Craven Morehead]

I read through, like, half your post and there wasn't ONE SINGLE REFERENCE to PARTYING, so's I stopped reading,eh?

More PARTY - less blah, blah, blah!


OK fuckhead.....putting all differences aside, it's time quit bitchin' and start a bitchin' party. AMEN!!

[nutcase]

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[Jer]

This past week Truckeelocal taught me that it's cool (not completely crass and douchy) to use a tragedy to cry about the 2nd Amendment. He also taught me about how cool it is to mouth off in the e-world but be a total coward in the real world. I also learned that he probably doesn't even ski.

[Jack]

Jer you're too grumpy today. Get yer good buddy Jerzilla and get out and party .

Aluminum birdies and movin pictures ? Whee doggies I heard it all today

[Smokey McPole]

Jer you're too grumpy today.

Belive me when I say I have glee in my heart at all times.

[Chemical Ali' The Wax Master]

it was a little cool when i went out to ride this morning...........it's comming

[carpathian]

I here the 7th century was good times. Can we some how form a group and rally for something along those lines? And maybe convince some other people along the way by blowing the shit out of everything? Ice cream, who needs it?!

[Jer]

Update for last week:

-Old white Catholic males are super lame and don't belong in politics. Unless they're Joe Biden - then they're awesome!

[rideit]

Belive me when I say I have glee in my heart at all times.

Jer, that's glue, not glee.

What the hell are you doing in Brat-land on a Saturday?

[Jer]

It's Saturday?

[iceman]

He may be looking for a date for next Saturday.

[Jer]

He may be looking for a date for next Saturday.

There ya went and made me blush.

[rideit]

He may be looking for a date for next Saturday.
When I said 'Brat', I meant the weenie, not the 12 year old.
But come to think of it...

[Smokey McPole]

When I said 'Brat', I meant the weenie, not the 12 year old.
But come to think of it...

I'm sorry that you haven't found that special someone yet that will share your "life" and can carry your seed to term giving birth to and succoring the next generation of long haired metal-dorks.

If you really try hard I'm sure you can find some kind of pale tatooed land-whale at the next "concert" in whatever backwater you live in featuring really cool things like skulls and goat's blood and upsidedown crosses to take you home and rub you off by proxy... just get her home by midnight.

In the meantime I will take my several years senior to you, my experience of multiple administrations as a contributor to society, and make an actually informed opinion on what is good or not good policy-wise for myself and those I care about. Do not flatter yourself.

Bluster and pose all you want, you little puissant, but it's all an act. We know it's an act, and it's getting very very old... "gay" to use your terminology. The douchebag you ridicule and vilify on this web forum is behind your keyboard.

You want to impress me? Hire or fire me or make a difference to those around you. Little snot-rags who criticize and invent stupid little "words" like "Librodouche" impress me as much as my latest bowel movement. Sometimes I kick back and think "wow - that was big/smelly/cornladen/whatever..." but in the end I always flush.

I don't care how you ski, where you ski, what kind of music you like, what politicians you hate, or any other little opinion you have about yourself or anything else. I don't care about the "bets" you make or the friends you think you have. Basically I don't care about you at all, and I'm done with you.

I just wanted to share that with you. Now go start a couple of aliases quoting me in their signatures and have fun being the loner little loser you are. You suck for making this place shittier. Fuck you.

Bye, Jer...er...Rideit

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cussing:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jer]

This week:

Tha country absolutely loves it when you pile on a 17 year old girl who's going though a difficult time!

Playing Russian Roulette is even more funner when you don't have an empty chamber!

:yourock:

[Jer]

It's fine if your #1 guy has no experience, but it's really sad and scarey if the goddamn Republinazi's #2 girl has no experience.

Also - the average American just loves a condescending douchebag.

[TruckeeLocal]

I think you also learned that while you're quick to label folks as 'librodouches' you tend to be pretty generalized in your labelling because you don't have firm criteria. A line from Shakespeare (who has left a record where he never spelled his name the same way twice - something else for you to learn ?) may be appropriate ... "Methinks she protests too much".

[Jer]

you're quick to label folks as 'librodouches'

Examples please. Your post is worthless without links.