This morning I was doodlin’ around on the world wide web and I came across this contest to go skiboardin’ up in Alaska with Seth Morrison this winter. I don’t know much about that place other than it’s in Canada, which is cold, and I’m probably going to have to wear two pairs of jeans to stay warm. I should get to go because I am very good with the extreme sports. One time I made a long bungee jump rope out of duct tape and even though the doctor said that most of the scars will go away, I should never jump off of the roof of a silo again. So that’s why this snow thing is looking pretty darn good, everybody knows its just like landing in cold mashed yams, but doesn’t taste as good unless you bit your tongue and then you can’t tell anyway. So Ill be ready to come up to Canada for a few days and ride around on them mountain zambonis, hang out with Seth, and test out my new waterproof jeans. Ill give ya’ll a hint of my waterproofing secret: possum blubber.
Added by Louis Gutschenritter (31 months ago )